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missanthropy
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#14161

Posted 2 days ago

I hate that my bedroom is at front of the house, some tosser kept honking his horn and woke me up. It's 2:20am, what the actual f*ck.
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#14162

Posted 2 days ago

So some dumb ass in my house stupidly comes out the bathroom and manages to lock the door to the bathroom... I'm frustrated about it cause I had to get up and use the bathroom only to find out the door is locked and no one is inside. Needless to say the usual methods of unlocking it didn't work, I had to become Handy Manny and unscrew the whole doorknob in order to unlock the door... It frustrated me but this big piece of chocolate cake will relax me :)
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#14163

Posted 2 days ago Edited by GrandTheftNine, A day ago.

Playing an Online game tonight  and came across a person with the attitude of a 5 year old. 

 

This guy had no idea how to kill, He had weapons but wasn't really using them because he can't seem to learn how too.

 

Anyway I kill him (Only because he starts being a JackA*S) to everyone else that's killing him. And while the other guys are attacking each other I go back up to Mr Five Year old and kill him again

 

"OMG GT9 yoou r scuh ra nuub"

 

At this point i'm going to admit because he said that It set me off in a way to argue with him about he's skills on the game. I tell him if he can't learn the hard way and deal with being killed in the game then he shouldn't be playing it at all.
 

(He had poor grammar by the way)  he starts cussing me out in the chat saying how I'm a noob and I'm the one with the five year old attitude and can't play for sh*t yadda yadda. 

 

No dude you got it wrong BIG TIME... Your the one acting like a five year old here because the moment someone comes and kills you start moaning and crying over it... He should be lucky it isn't real life (One life and your gone forever if you waste it) 

 

Then he grabs the bag of insults and starts insulting me (that's when an Idea pops into me head)  I say to him "Hey Kid, If you do not quit with the name calling I will cut your parents internet service".

 

He ignored what I said ^ above the first time i mentioned it (He seems to have no clue of how he even makes it onto the internet)  I mention I work for Comcast Internet and I will suspend he's parents Internet service if he does not quit moaning and crying over being killed.  

 

Then he turns around after reading that line of text about me working for Comcast and says .... No No No don't cut my internet off... please please don't do it, My dad is gonna kill me. 

 

I tell him if he doesn't apologize for moaning and crying over being killed in a virtual game then I will do it, No iffs or buts.

 

He's next line in the chat "I'm sorry everyone for complaining about being killed, won't do it again I promise" 

 

Whole sever just laughed at that point and he left shortly after (Should of Screen Captured it) ... and I left soon after as my fun train had run out of coal and everything died down in the sever.  

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Why did I post this in the Grumpy thread? Good question I posted it here because (even through it's widely known) that kids can't handle being killed in a virtual game and insist on crying over it. Also I wish to mention the fact that while It was funny it was annoying as heck having to deal with he's attitude while I'm trying to relax and game.  

 

I don't always pull the "I work for Comcast" trick but I have read about it working in the past on kids who are moaning and crying over a game. 

 

 

Grumpy post for the night - OVER! 

 

Edit - Fixed missing text. 

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jrl51592
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#14164

Posted A day ago

I hate that my bedroom is at front of the house, some tosser kept honking his horn and woke me up. It's 2:20am, what the actual f*ck.

Sorry that was me! :p


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#14165

Posted A day ago

I hate myself.

Can somehow remember a fragment of a dream I had when I was 6 years old yet I can't even remember what I had on lunch yesterday.

:sneaky:


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#14166

Posted A day ago

That's because I took your lunch yesterday.
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#14167

Posted 21 hours ago

I feed my little kitten and put her back on her 'bed' then 13 minutes later she start screaming. Bitch I have already fed you! :sneaky:

 

Is it normal for newborn kittens to cry and scream even if you fed them?


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#14168

Posted 20 hours ago

Give it some booze, it works for babies, should work for cats. :^:

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#14169

Posted 18 hours ago

Maybe because I don't give her water? At first I though that milk is enough. She stopped moaning when I gave her some water.


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#14170

Posted 9 hours ago

Sometimes I take pictures of cute girls at my school and imagine complex scenarios of us falling in love, which is apparently considered "impolite" by my principal. What a fat f*cker.


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#14171

Posted 9 hours ago Edited by ClaudX, 9 hours ago.

Sometimes I take pictures of cute girls at my school and imagine complex scenarios of us falling in love, which is apparently considered "impolite" by my principal. What a fat f*cker.

Impolite and creepy.

 

 

Maybe because I don't give her water? At first I though that milk is enough. She stopped moaning when I gave her some water.

I've gone through about 50 baby cats in my life, and from my experience, it's normal for them to scream a little. They usually start screaming when they've had enough. The best way to give them milk is to wrap them up like a hotdog, but not too tight. Then, slowly give them milk through a small baby bottle or tiny cup. when it complains, it has had enough. Water's fine, though. Milk helps it more, I believe.

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#14172

Posted 9 hours ago Edited by trip, 9 hours ago.

I am grumpy.  I'm grumpy that people done went and f*cked up a good thing.

 

I consider my formidable years to be the 1970's.  A lot of people my age can reminiscence of better times.  Even today the person who makes my lunch(same age) mentioned it to me without it being our actual conversation.

 

There certainly was no where near the level of racial tension as there seems(or is fed to us by the 24hour news cycle) today.   There didn't seem to be the mob level of manufactured outrage as there is today.   

 

If you wanted to live dangerously, it was your own risk.  No one stopped you...f*ck "If you wanna die...go ahead".

 

People seemed to get along [enough].

 

My wife claims it was thanks to cocaine and disco and cocaine and disco would solve a lot of the social bullsh*t of today.

 

I was raised a weird kid and to say I was raised a pacifist doesn't cover a fraction of how deep it goes.

 

I've known this song my whole life...I've seen lots of people (including Pete do it a bunch) and for some reason it has been in my head all week.

 

Pete = my favorite communist.  An idol for me many times over.

 

 

 

 

Sorry for the weird ramble.  I'm just grumpy at the state of the world with a dose of missing what was once a sweet spot in social history.


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#14173

Posted 9 hours ago

 

Sometimes I take pictures of cute girls at my school and imagine complex scenarios of us falling in love, which is apparently considered "impolite" by my principal. What a fat f*cker.

Impolite and creepy.

 

But how else am I supposed to bear being a sexually frustrated teenager? :( Falling in love with a hot chick (in the sims) can only do so much.


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#14174

Posted 9 hours ago

 

 

Sometimes I take pictures of cute girls at my school and imagine complex scenarios of us falling in love, which is apparently considered "impolite" by my principal. What a fat f*cker.

Impolite and creepy.

 

But how else am I supposed to bear being a sexually frustrated teenager? :( Falling in love with a hot chick (in the sims) can only do so much.

 

There are websites for you.

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#14175

Posted 5 hours ago

But how else am I supposed to bear being a sexually frustrated teenager? :( Falling in love with a hot chick (in the sims) can only do so much.

 

 

 

The same way the rest of us do. Pornhub.

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#14176

Posted 2 hours ago

 

 

Sometimes I take pictures of cute girls at my school and imagine complex scenarios of us falling in love, which is apparently considered "impolite" by my principal. What a fat f*cker.

Impolite and creepy.

 

But how else am I supposed to bear being a sexually frustrated teenager? :( Falling in love with a hot chick (in the sims) can only do so much.

 

Bust about 50 nutz


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#14177

Posted An hour ago

Coke and disco, huh? I'm down for that.

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#14178

Posted 15 minutes ago

 

 

Sometimes I take pictures of cute girls at my school and imagine complex scenarios of us falling in love, which is apparently considered "impolite" by my principal. What a fat f*cker.

Impolite and creepy.

But how else am I supposed to bear being a sexually frustrated teenager? :( Falling in love with a hot chick (in the sims) can only do so much.

Can't you just "get the hang of it"? I have been through this yet I have never felt the need of "taking pictures of girls and imagine us falling in love".





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