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Mr.Scratch
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#13561

Posted 5 days ago

Present? What's that?


Sikee Atric
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#13562

Posted 5 days ago

Ah, my kids actually gave me a token, it was a homemade voucher allowing me to buy GTA V as of when it released....  :)

 

It was pretty clever and quite sweet actually.


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#13563

Posted 5 days ago

 

 

 

 

 

Why must some members on this forum always signify themselves using different fonts and colors at every single post they make?

Yeah, I can't stand when people do that. It's like, why not just use the default font and color?

 

Yeah, like totally, dude. :lol:

 

Using different colors and fonts for every post is so cool, right?

 

Not cool enough.

 

lol guys, we should definitely get on topic again :D

 

 

It would be boring for everyone to be the same and not have some originality and uniqueness.


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#13564

Posted 5 days ago

This guy should stop talking, forever. (2:25)

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#13565

Posted 4 days ago

Sting4S is back but i think he's gone off his rocker he posted this in the Share Your Story thread in the Online section...

 

I'm grumpy because i went though the whole thing wondering if there was a story in there somewhere but nope just the history of the car

 

Spoiler

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#13566

Posted 4 days ago

Sting4S is back but i think he's gone off his rocker he posted this in the Share Your Story thread in the Online section...

 

I'm grumpy because i went though the whole thing wondering if there was a story in there somewhere but nope just the history of the car

 

Spoiler

 

Nothing new- he always posts his car reviews in that thread. Hey, different strokes for different folks, and all that.

 

Anyway. I'm grumpy because my phone service carrier is charging me for a lot of bullsh*t I'm not even subscribed to! Lame.

 

On a positive note, a friend is going to get me GTA5 for XB1 soon because it was my birthday recently, so there's that.


Troubadour
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#13567

Posted 4 days ago

Anyway. I'm grumpy because my phone service carrier is charging me for a lot of bullsh*t I'm not even subscribed to! Lame.

Call them and tell them this and they'll give you a credit thowads your next month bill


PhillBellic
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#13568

Posted 4 days ago

 

Sting4S is back but i think he's gone off his rocker he posted this in the Share Your Story thread in the Online section...

 

I'm grumpy because i went though the whole thing wondering if there was a story in there somewhere but nope just the history of the car

 

 

The Enus Cognoscenti Cabriolet: A top-end luxury car that combines elegance with performance?

- Sting4S

 

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- Cars That Are Unbelievable Rubbish: Enus Cognoscenti Cabrio

 

 

Nothing new- he always posts his car reviews in that thread. Hey, different strokes for different folks, and all that.

I just noticed that in this photo I have kept in the quote, that in the GPS Screen, it is the same texture from IV.


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#13569

Posted 3 days ago Edited by TheMcSame, 3 days ago.

"Hey faith!"

"Hey"

"Where you going this time?"

"Away from humanity"

"Again?"

"yeah"

"Why?"

"Watch this video"

 

 

"MOTHER OF GOD"


Mr.Scratch
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#13570

Posted 3 days ago

"Hey faith!"

"Hey"

"Where you going this time?"

"Away from humanity"

"Again?"

"yeah"

"Why?"

"Watch this video"

 

 

 

"MOTHER OF GOD"

 

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#13571

Posted 3 days ago

So I have a weird thing for toy helicopters. It goes back to the 70's and Mattel's Vertibird. Long story short but Mattel almost sued me in the later 90's over something Vertibird related.

That's not why I'm grumpy - that is just some quick me and helicopters back story.

Anyway...this Air Hog (I have many) sits right next to me and it has been a couple of years since I flew it.
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I knew it would need batteries since it has been a few years.

What the f*ck!!!
When did kids start eating batteries to the point where the stupid battery cover needs to be screwed on? Stupid kids. Does the world not realize we aren't allowing the smart kids to learn to not eat batteries?
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6 f*cking battries? f*ck that.
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TheMcSame
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#13572

Posted 3 days ago

Urrg, I need to go out in like 2 mins and walk about 1.5 miles and it's just started pissing it down.

 

It's time like this I wish that the legal driving age in the UK was lower...


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#13573

Posted 3 days ago

Urrg, I need to go out in like 2 mins and walk about 1.5 miles and it's just started pissing it down.

 

It's time like this I wish that the legal driving age in the UK was lower...

What's the driving age?

 

I wish it was at least 18 here, In the spring a lot of kids get their drivers license here and start burrning the rubber while eating, putting on makeup, talking on their cell phones or having friends in the car.

 

My state has a law that drivers under 18 can not have any passengers under 21 aside from family members but they still do it anyways.


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#13574

Posted 3 days ago Edited by LightningLord, 3 days ago.

I was playing GTA V on PC until my wired XBOX 360 controller disconnected all of a sudden. I took the USB out of the PC, then put it back in. The lights that indicate the player number started to flash on and off. Then stayed off. Now it's dead. Great. Now I got no controller to use on my PC. And I'm not good at playing games with keyboard and mouse. I'd always end up using a key on the keyboard that I didn't mean to use while playing a game. Now I have to get another wired XBOX 360 controller. But I have to wait for a few hours because there are no game stores open right now. *sigh*

 

 

INB4 people complain about me using a game controller on PC.


PhillBellic
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#13575

Posted 3 days ago

I was playing GTA V on PC until my wired XBOX 360 controller disconnected all of a sudden. I took the USB out of the PC, then put it back in. The lights that indicate the player number started to flash on and off. Then stayed off. Now it's dead. Great. Now I got no controller to use on my PC. And I'm not good at playing games with keyboard and mouse. I'd always end up using a key on the keyboard that I didn't mean to use while playing a game. Now I have to get another wired XBOX 360 controller. But I have to wait for a few hours because there are no game stores open right now. *sigh*

 

 

INB4 people complain about me using a game controller on PC.

Is it still under Warranty?


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#13576

Posted 3 days ago

 

I was playing GTA V on PC until my wired XBOX 360 controller disconnected all of a sudden. I took the USB out of the PC, then put it back in. The lights that indicate the player number started to flash on and off. Then stayed off. Now it's dead. Great. Now I got no controller to use on my PC. And I'm not good at playing games with keyboard and mouse. I'd always end up using a key on the keyboard that I didn't mean to use while playing a game. Now I have to get another wired XBOX 360 controller. But I have to wait for a few hours because there are no game stores open right now. *sigh*

 

 

INB4 people complain about me using a game controller on PC.

Is it still under Warranty?

 

No. It's not.


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#13577

Posted 3 days ago Edited by TheMcSame, 3 days ago.

What's the driving age?

17, that's for a provisional (Learner's Permit) and a full licence. I'm not saying knock it down to 10 but if it were 16 as opposed to 17 then I'd probably have a full licence by now and it makes it more convenient for a lot of people... Then again, there's probably a fair share of arguments that explain why it wouldn't be the smartest move to have it lower. 


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#13578

Posted A day ago

So I got a saturday school this weekend for being tardy too much. Yeah I deserve it, and I really wouldn't mind going to it if it didn't fall on my birthday and Memorial Day Weekend. Man that's going to suck.


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#13579

Posted 18 hours ago

I was wondering why my cereal tasted like sh*t this morning. I looked in the bowl to see half-dead ants doused in the milk.

 

f*ck my life.


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#13580

Posted 18 hours ago

maybe they were half-alive

 

you gotta be more positive ken

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#13581

Posted 18 hours ago

Love how every time i signal to overtake on the highway, the person in front gets the bright idea to cut into the lane as im overtaking :sui:

One time out of the many times it happened yesterday, it caused me to drive on the shoulder to avoid a car collision

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#13582

Posted 17 hours ago

Love how every time i signal to overtake on the highway, the person in front gets the bright idea to cut into the lane as im overtaking :sui:

One time out of the many times it happened yesterday, it caused me to drive on the shoulder to avoid a car collision

I was told that GTA V's traffic is screwed at times.

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#13583

Posted 17 hours ago

"i am hungover as f*ck right now tbh" - jorge washington


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#13584

Posted 17 hours ago

Love how every time i signal to overtake on the highway, the person in front gets the bright idea to cut into the lane as im overtaking :sui:
One time out of the many times it happened yesterday, it caused me to drive on the shoulder to avoid a car collision

I was told that GTA V's traffic is screwed at times.
not talkin bout a video game brah :^:

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#13585

Posted 4 hours ago

When you're driving on the highway and there are 3 wide open lanes someone with really bright headlights decided to drive directly behind you so you have to flip all your mirrors so you aren't blinded

 

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