f*cking beggars have made the parking lot of my local Home Depot a living hell. You park your car and start walking toward the store and like clockwork within 15 seconds you will be approached by a beggar telling you one of three stories "my mother just died" "I ran away from an abusive home" and "I lost my wallet and need money for the bus to get back home".
A dude convinced me that he was a mechanic who lost his job.. He even had his hands dirty and everything. 3 months later and he's still in that parking lot telling the same story with his hands dirty. Well he was creative.