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Ardentem
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#9841

Posted 2 days ago

I'm at the store buying clothes when I see these flip-flops. Not just any flip-flops, f*ckING CAMOUFLAGE FLIP-FLOPS. WHAT, ARE YOU LITTLE MARINE-WANNABE PUSSIES GONNA PRETEND THAT YOU'RE A SOLDIER ON A f*ckING BEACH IN FLORIDA ON A SUNNY DAY SIPPING A f*ckING DIET COKE? NO, YOU LITTLE BITCH, WOODLAND WILL NOT BLEND IN TO ANYTHING ON A TAN COLORED BEACH. HUMANITY IS DOOMED THANKS TO THESE f*ckING IDIOTS.

/endRant
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#9842

Posted 2 days ago

I'm at the store buying clothes when I see these flip-flops. Not just any flip-flops, f*ckING CAMOUFLAGE FLIP-FLOPS. WHAT, ARE YOU LITTLE MARINE-WANNABE PUSSIES GONNA PRETEND THAT YOU'RE A SOLDIER ON A f*ckING BEACH IN FLORIDA ON A SUNNY DAY SIPPING A f*ckING DIET COKE? NO, YOU LITTLE BITCH, WOODLAND WILL NOT BLEND IN TO ANYTHING ON A TAN COLORED BEACH. HUMANITY IS DOOMED THANKS TO THESE f*ckING IDIOTS.

/endRant

Lol, you think that's bad what about camo skinny jeans.

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#9843

Posted 2 days ago

I'm at the store buying clothes when I see these flip-flops. Not just any flip-flops, f*ckING CAMOUFLAGE FLIP-FLOPS. WHAT, ARE YOU LITTLE MARINE-WANNABE PUSSIES GONNA PRETEND THAT YOU'RE A SOLDIER ON A f*ckING BEACH IN FLORIDA ON A SUNNY DAY SIPPING A f*ckING DIET COKE? NO, YOU LITTLE BITCH, WOODLAND WILL NOT BLEND IN TO ANYTHING ON A TAN COLORED BEACH. HUMANITY IS DOOMED THANKS TO THESE f*ckING IDIOTS.

/endRant

 

Lol, you have serious issues.

 

Calm yourself.


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#9844

Posted 2 days ago


I'm at the store buying clothes when I see these flip-flops. Not just any flip-flops, f*ckING CAMOUFLAGE FLIP-FLOPS. WHAT, ARE YOU LITTLE MARINE-WANNABE PUSSIES GONNA PRETEND THAT YOU'RE A SOLDIER ON A f*ckING BEACH IN FLORIDA ON A SUNNY DAY SIPPING A f*ckING DIET COKE? NO, YOU LITTLE BITCH, WOODLAND WILL NOT BLEND IN TO ANYTHING ON A TAN COLORED BEACH. HUMANITY IS DOOMED THANKS TO THESE f*ckING IDIOTS.

/endRant

 
Lol, you have serious issues.
 
Calm yourself.

Obvious joke is not obvious.

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#9845

Posted 2 days ago

I'm at the store buying clothes when I see these flip-flops. Not just any flip-flops, f*ckING CAMOUFLAGE FLIP-FLOPS. WHAT, ARE YOU LITTLE MARINE-WANNABE PUSSIES GONNA PRETEND THAT YOU'RE A SOLDIER ON A f*ckING BEACH IN FLORIDA ON A SUNNY DAY SIPPING A f*ckING DIET COKE? NO, YOU LITTLE BITCH, WOODLAND WILL NOT BLEND IN TO ANYTHING ON A TAN COLORED BEACH. HUMANITY IS DOOMED THANKS TO THESE f*ckING IDIOTS.

/endRant


Living in Florida, I can confirm this is the work if the rednecks. You know, instead of middle/upper class kids idolizing gangbangers, they idolize white trash. Even when I went to school, they'd dress up in head-toe camouflage, as if they were stalking a deer in the middle of economics class.

Although I'll admit camouflage is nice in the right applications. My fall/winter coat is an M65 jacket with M81 camouflage I bought from a surplus store.
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gtamann123
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#9846

Posted 2 days ago Edited by gtamann123, 2 days ago.

 

I'm at the store buying clothes when I see these flip-flops. Not just any flip-flops, f*ckING CAMOUFLAGE FLIP-FLOPS. WHAT, ARE YOU LITTLE MARINE-WANNABE PUSSIES GONNA PRETEND THAT YOU'RE A SOLDIER ON A f*ckING BEACH IN FLORIDA ON A SUNNY DAY SIPPING A f*ckING DIET COKE? NO, YOU LITTLE BITCH, WOODLAND WILL NOT BLEND IN TO ANYTHING ON A TAN COLORED BEACH. HUMANITY IS DOOMED THANKS TO THESE f*ckING IDIOTS.

/endRant


Living in Florida, I can confirm this is the work if the rednecks. You know, instead of middle/upper class kids idolizing gangbangers, they idolize white trash. Even when I went to school, they'd dress up in head-toe camouflage, as if they were stalking a deer in the middle of economics class.

Although I'll admit camouflage is nice in the right applications. My fall/winter coat is an M65 jacket with M81 camouflage I bought from a surplus store.

 

I remember that "Are Rednecks a problem where you live?" thread you made. I also think it's funny when middle/upper middle class kids want to act redneck or white trash and think that wearing camo and driving a pickup truck will do the trick. Despite the fact they live in a 6 bedroom 5.5 bathroom house in a quiet suburb miles away from any trailer parks or rural areas. 

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#9847

Posted 2 days ago

Great. My already-sh*tty laptop's screen is broken. Now I have to stay up with this one until I fix the damn screen. To make it even worse, this laptop I'm currently using has the fetish of freezing in the worst time possible.

 

Good job Dell. :^:


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#9848

Posted 2 days ago

Hehe  :D

 

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#9849

Posted 2 days ago

The people on my school bus, there is a reason why yr 7 and 8's sit at the front 9 and 10 in the middle and Seniors at the back, honestly why can't some people follow that inside rule, i  couldn't give a flying f*ck about your sh*tty yr 7 prank call, sit at the front of the bus.


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#9850

Posted A day ago

I watched a documentary last night that showed a lot of the people at the G20 Summit in Toronto, Occupy Wall Street etc. Complaining about their level of student debt and how they would have been better off not going to school and just getting a low paying job because they wouldn't be burdened by the debt load.

 

Which makes me laugh because no one forced them to go to college and take out huge loans. They are the ones who chose to go to school and put themselves on the fast track to filing bankruptcy before age 30.

 

Makes me grumpy because they actually think they have the right to complain about it when they voluntarily entered into the agreement.

 

It's basically like people who shoot themselves in the foot and sue the gun manufacturer or spill coffee on their lap and sue McDonald's.  


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#9851

Posted A day ago

I argued with a asshole on the street and i almost beat him
I go to my house to unwind playing gta 5 and out ofthe blue i have a fit of rage and smash my f*cking ps3 joystick
Its been 2 weeks since that and i am bored out of my mind
Im such a f*cking kid

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#9852

Posted A day ago Edited by lil weasel, A day ago.

Which makes me laugh because no one forced them to go to college and take out huge loans. They are the ones who chose to go to school and put themselves on the fast track to filing bankruptcy before age 30.
Makes me grumpy because they actually think they have the right to complain about it when they voluntarily entered into the agreement.

Well, they didn't have a choice according to the Educational Expert who sell the bill of goods. Everywhere kids are told that if they don't have a University degree they will live in poverty. That they will earn a percentage more (over their lifetime) than the 'uneducated' worker bee.
The whole thing is a perverted series of lies based on what few jobs there are and the need to pay Professors and Doctors who have little or no need to educate on obsolete and unnecessary subjects. Close the colleges and open real schools of learning, TECH schools. Learn the trades not poetry, basket weaving, and other whimsy classes designed to steal the potential earnings of the youth and savings of the parents.
Give some potential learning in Mechanics, Designing, Law, and medicine in the Junior and High Schools. Which by the way seem unable to instruct on the basic maths and language. I be AXEing you what day is gonna be done? We don't need to educate for cannon fodder anymore...
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#9853

Posted A day ago

I agree completely. Maybe if there were more tech schools that taught real skills or more technical classes were taught in high school then the investment in college may actually be worth it. 


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#9854

Posted A day ago

I argued with a asshole on the street and i almost beat him
I go to my house to unwind playing gta 5 and out ofthe blue i have a fit of rage and smash my f*cking ps3 joystick
Its been 2 weeks since that and i am bored out of my mind
Im such a f*cking kid

Mate I feel your f*cking pain. The fact that my temper is always at lvl90 is annoying. I always find my PS3 controller elsewhere.


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#9855

Posted A day ago Edited by W2B, A day ago.

Don't you just hate it when the glass you are holding suddenly breaks without warning and a small piece shoots into your hand and you have to pull it out, blood dripping all over, non-stop?

Because I do!

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I blame the crack I've been ignoring. It's rather fcking painful as well.
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#9856

Posted A day ago Edited by MGT86, A day ago.

My neighbours can't mind their own business, really do you not have something else better to do than calling the police, some people i just don't know why they even bother, police have much more important things to do than worry about some stupid busybody complaining about nothing.


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#9857

Posted 14 hours ago

My neighbours can't mind their own business, really do you not have something else better to do than calling the police, some people i just don't know why they even bother, police have much more important things to do than worry about some stupid busybody complaining about nothing.

Can I ask for an example for why they called the police? After so many calls I would think that the police would just stop responding to their calls or arrest them if it is that big of a problem
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#9858

Posted 11 hours ago

Cats
f*cking street cats
There is one i cant catch
All nights starts to cry like a baby next to my damn window
You know they cry like babies on purpose to make the people feel sorry!?
f*cking stupid furball,every f*cking night the same old horse sh*t
bottom line
I HATE CATS!!!

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#9859

Posted 10 hours ago

Thanks to my cat I have a scratch on my wrist going long ways down the vein. And I can't wear long sleeves to hide it because it's summer out and now people are going to think I'm some edgy emo cutter kid. You're a jerk, cat. :angry:
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#9860

Posted 5 hours ago Edited by gtamann123, 5 hours ago.

I'm pretty certain that I'm the only person in my age group who doesn't consume alcohol or drugs. Literally all I ever see on social media is
"Who tryna turnt"
and
"boutta get dis bacardi game str8"
"who got a j?"
"Who guna git me a bottle?"
"I need a ride to where da drinks at I got gas $$$$"
"who got da greenage 2nite?"
"Took lyke 40 shots a jack last nite my head poundin"
"Boutta crack sum UV"
"Puffin da blunt"
"Lightin up on that bong"
"Who wanna match?"
"Who wanna go halvsies?"
"Anybody gotta bottle?"

Like seriously what's the f*cking appeal. What is so great about booze that you have to drink yourself into a coma every single night? Why do people who can't afford to live on their own or can't afford a car smoke $30 or $40 worth of Marijuana a day?

I guess I have just never been a huge fan of substance abuse because of all the drinking my parents did when I was growing up (and still do). Walking into the living room and finding your dad passed out in a puddle of his own vomit with sh*t in his pants and 2 empty bottles of wine and an empty bottle of vodka laying on the floor next to him is a pretty shocking sight for a 7 year old. And seeing so many other people my age heading down that path gets on my last nerve. We're doomed to repeat the same mistakes our parents did and end up as yet another generation of alcoholics and drug addicts.
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#9861

Posted An hour ago

Thanks to my cat I have a scratch on my wrist going long ways down the vein. And I can't wear long sleeves to hide it because it's summer out and now people are going to think I'm some edgy emo cutter kid. You're a jerk, cat. :angry:

The answer is easy
Tore his eyelids with a plier

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#9862

Posted 57 minutes ago

Thanks to my cat I have a scratch on my wrist going long ways down the vein. And I can't wear long sleeves to hide it because it's summer out and now people are going to think I'm some edgy emo cutter kid. You're a jerk, cat. :angry:

 

Stray cats give my car and bikes the same thing almost the very second I leave it out the garage.

Pigeons sh*t on my roof and windows.

Neighbors kids' trespass my garden every weekend. So much that I was once asked if I babysit. 


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#9863

Posted 41 minutes ago Edited by esmittystud101, 32 minutes ago.

I hate Miley Cirus, rap music, Justin Beaver, Facebook (I call it Spacebook), Tweeter (I call it Tweeder), I hate the medical approach in America, only treat and never cure, thats the American Medical way. I really can't stand ice bucket challenges because they will never release a cure for something they make alot of money on with treatment, same with cancer. I hate that my mother in law and her mom care more about there fu*kin cats and dogs than they do of me. Fu*k cats and dogs and birds for that matter. I hate that some people eat cows everyday but yet if the world ended and we were starving I said "I would eat your dog to survive" and you get mad at me and say "I can't believe you said that". You bet I would eat your fu*ckin cats and dogs and birds if me and my wife and son was gonna starve. I hate to see college students blow all there partents money away drinkin booze all week and then by friday they are calling them for more money so they can drink all weekend.

 

I'm I considered an old tymer yet? I'm 30 by the way.

 

I hate all reality tv. I hate when citizens of the US try and take my liberties away by trying to get there government to take my guns away. I'm afraid not son. In this country when our government even remotly tries to pass laws restricting my guns, me including the NRA and every other proud gun owner says NO. Quit trying to pis* on the constitution of the US which is there for our protection. How would we defend ourselves against crimainals or our own government if they tried to enslave us.

 

Second Amendment - U.S. Constitution Second Amendment - Bearing Arms Amendment Text | Annotations A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

 

If you don't like it, get out of our country and go to a country thats government has stolen its citizens weapons and most likley will enslave them one day. Dumb person would say

"That will never happen, our government would never do that" I wouldn't want to chance it, give up my guns to them and have nothing to defend myself with.

 

I know I hate alot of other stuff too..............okay, its coming back to me now.

 

I do not except the fact that the US is starting to except non biblical marriges. Dumb guy would say "what if your brother was like that" Guess what? My sister is and she knows I don't except it. I love her. I will speak to her. But don't teach my three year old that its okay, because its not in my eyes and Gods. Not that she ever did but when he gets older he will know that god wanted him to be with a woman and not a man. Its your right to be whatever you want to be. Doesn't mean I have to except it just because the tv says so.

 

I hate that they are taking God out of schools, not letting kids pray. I hate that politicians do whatever they want and profit from it. I hate democrates and republicans and how the government split the US years ago into these two groups. I hate soccer. I hate kids waring hats with the sticker still on the inside of the bill. Fu*kin fruit loops. I hate Iphones. I hate social trends.

 

I still don't think I covered it all. I will edit when more come to mind. Great thread. I needed to get that out.


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#9864

Posted 37 minutes ago Edited by ten-a-penny, 37 minutes ago.

Thanks to my cat I have a scratch on my wrist going long ways down the vein. And I can't wear long sleeves to hide it because it's summer out and now people are going to think I'm some edgy emo cutter kid. You're a jerk, cat. :angry:

You hadn't seen me when I was a child.

 

We used to own freaking 3 cats, and each gave birth. AN ARMY of cats I'm telling you! My hands, BOTH used to be maps from scratches. They even scratched my left eye once!

 

 

Aaaand I never feel tired of chasing and holding them.

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#9865

Posted 32 minutes ago

So I decided to go into the GTA V section...

Found this in about 2 seconds.

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#9866

Posted 24 minutes ago

So I decided to go into the GTA V section...

Found this in about 2 seconds.

That's why I stick to the GTA:O section. The bragging glitchers and hardcore legit morons are like the plague there, but at least the majority have a working brain.

 

The GTAV section on the other hand.............

 

This is me when I view said forum:

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