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Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:53 PM

That's the way the tortilla crumbles, admiral.

 

GW, are the tortillas frozen prior to you heating them up? I know when using a microwave without letting it thaw first can cause it to get crumbly. And I tried to look for an edible tape, I heard of something called Taco Tape, but it seems like it might be made up.

 

For the toothpick thing, I always kept it between my fingers as I held my burrito so that I knew where it was the whole time. I never had any problems with accidentally biting it that way.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:56 PM

So my hot date became my girlfriend.

This is bad.

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#6873

Posted 04 January 2014 - 10:05 PM

That's the way the tortilla crumbles, admiral.

 

GW, are the tortillas frozen prior to you heating them up? I know when using a microwave without letting it thaw first can cause it to get crumbly. And I tried to look for an edible tape, I heard of something called Taco Tape, but it seems like it might be made up.

 

For the toothpick thing, I always kept it between my fingers as I held my burrito so that I knew where it was the whole time. I never had any problems with accidentally biting it that way.

Nah, I eat just about every thing with tortilla's man.. so I normally keep them in the fridge prior to cooking or whatever.. I normally just throw them over a burner on the stove and flip every few seconds until pleased. Even when I fold up my burrito the right way, just never works out.. food still falls. Maybe it's because I stuff my burritos like a man? I don't know. I'll figure something out.. who else has to eat burritos with a f*cking fork because of it? I don't know.. but it's getting old. ;)


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#6874

Posted 04 January 2014 - 10:07 PM

Using your stove to heat the tortilla is not appropriate. Please heat them without oil in a sauté pan while pressing down with your hand on them and turning vigorously for several seconds. Flip over and repeat.


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#6875

Posted 04 January 2014 - 10:11 PM

Ah yes stuffing those bitches with too much meat can lead to tearing.

 

 

 

The same applies to tortillas as well..


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Posted 05 January 2014 - 02:59 PM

Nah, I eat just about every thing with tortilla's man.. so I normally keep them in the fridge prior to cooking or whatever.. I normally just throw them over a burner on the stove and flip every few seconds until pleased. Even when I fold up my burrito the right way, just never works out.. food still falls. Maybe it's because I stuff my burritos like a man? I don't know. I'll figure something out.. who else has to eat burritos with a f*cking fork because of it? I don't know.. but it's getting old. ;)

Add more cheese.  It will act as the glue to keep everything together.

 

 

 

Not that this has me overly grumpy but...My dad just discovered texting.  


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#6877

Posted 05 January 2014 - 03:05 PM

Not that this has me overly grumpy but...My dad just discovered texting.  

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 12:48 AM

So I came out to the guy that I like. And he basically completely shrugged it off. :( He's been a good friend for the past year so I asked him if this will change anything and he said "yeah it shouldn't change much"
much
MUCH?
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!?
Like I didn't tell him I have massive hots for him or anything I just told him the basics but that doesn't mean I want to lose him as a friend :( school goes back in February and I'm kind of sh*t scared about what is going to happen, plus I THINK I can trust him with this but who knows for sure?

It's not like I wanted him to make a big deal about everything because it SHOULDN'T be a big deal but I at least wanted something a bit more than a vague response that is basically one GIANT GREY AREA.

f*ck

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#6879

Posted 06 January 2014 - 02:04 AM

Means he doesn't f*cking want you.

 

On the other hand, I hate texting someone, especially if your phone is on the charger and you walk 20ft to the other end of the room and sit down or whatever just to hear 'bloop bloop' text received noise or whatever.. even though your last text was like 'K babe.. talk to you later'.. any person is obligated to get the hell up and walk all the way back to see what they've said. Annoying as sh*t. If you have a text that says 'talk to you later' or 'good night' DONT f*ckING TEXT BACK.


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#6880

Posted 06 January 2014 - 02:53 AM

Means he doesn't f*cking want you.

No sh*t, he has a f*cking girlfriend. But if you actually absorbed the information in my paragraph above you would realise that that was not my issue nor why I am grumpy.

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:16 AM

About the tortillas breaking, they're getting too dry. One of the best ways I've found is to use a microwave and place a damp paper towel over them during cooking. On the stove a tiny bit of water might help.

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#6882

Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:17 AM Edited by GunWrath, 06 January 2014 - 03:18 AM.

@Linc:

 

I never 'absorb' anything you say.. because it's normally drama or some sort of High School Musical bullsh*t. (Awaits Flynny to like your post and reply with some bullsh*t as well).

 

I gave you a direct answer to your issue.. don't get sensitive about it. Because first, you came here to bitch about it expecting an answer, I gave you one, he doesn't care about you. Move on to the next guy.. right? Right. Thanks.

 

I still want an answer about those who deem it necessary to f*cking text back when one says 'Ttyl' or 'Night'.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:23 AM

I still want an answer about those who deem it necessary to f*cking text back when one says 'Ttyl' or 'Night'.

People who don't care about you.

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#6884

Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:30 AM

My post got deleted, lol. Otter for the win huh?


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 03:52 AM

@Linc:

 

I never 'absorb' anything you say.. because it's normally drama or some sort of High School Musical bullsh*t. (Awaits Flynny to like your post and reply with some bullsh*t as well).

 

I gave you a direct answer to your issue.. don't get sensitive about it. Because first, you came here to bitch about it expecting an answer, I gave you one, he doesn't care about you. Move on to the next guy.. right? Right. Thanks.

 

I still want an answer about those who deem it necessary to f*cking text back when one says 'Ttyl' or 'Night'.

 

I usually respond with the same thing then, or something similar, just an acknowledgement of their message.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 04:00 AM Edited by Flynny, 06 January 2014 - 04:03 AM.

 

@Linc:

 

I never 'absorb' anything you say.. because it's normally drama or some sort of High School Musical bullsh*t. (Awaits Flynny to like your post and reply with some bullsh*t as well).

 

I gave you a direct answer to your issue.. don't get sensitive about it. Because first, you came here to bitch about it expecting an answer, I gave you one, he doesn't care about you. Move on to the next guy.. right? Right. Thanks.

 

I still want an answer about those who deem it necessary to f*cking text back when one says 'Ttyl' or 'Night'.

 

I usually respond with the same thing then, or something similar, just an acknowledgement of their message.

 

To add to this: simply saying goodbye back as well.

Like in a real conversation if you say ''see you later'' the other person would usually say ''bye'' or words to that affect as well. At least this is normal where I come from, a one-way bye is usually the result of rudeness or lack of hearing the other person because you are pre-occupied (some might say that is rudeness but I say it depends what they are doing) Some of these conversational elements recur in texts and the like.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 04:29 AM

Means he doesn't f*cking want you.

No sh*t, he has a f*cking girlfriend. But if you actually absorbed the information in my paragraph above you would realise that that was not my issue nor why I am grumpy.

So you told a straight guy, with a girlfriend that you have a thing for him?

Why the f*ck would you do that? Seriously, sure holding back might suck for you a bit, but telling him is just going to make it weird and it's going to suck for both of you, even more than it sucked it the first place, I wouldn't mind that much, but your friend obviously does.

Some things you don't tell people, ie: If a girl has a fatass, you don't tell her that.
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Anyway, related to that, a girl I've known and been good friends with for a long time came out and told me she has a thing for me, this happens right after I tell her she's just a friend and I'm not interested, and conveniently right after I get a new girlfriend.

Seriously, chicks only want what they cannot have, I was trying to get this girl years ago and she wasn't interested, but suddenly when I'm not up for grabs she's over me like flies on a stick of honey.
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Posted 06 January 2014 - 04:35 AM

Means he doesn't f*cking want you.

No sh*t, he has a f*cking girlfriend. But if you actually absorbed the information in my paragraph above you would realise that that was not my issue nor why I am grumpy.

So you told a straight guy, with a girlfriend that you have a thing for him?
Why the f*ck would you do that? Seriously, sure holding back might suck for you a bit, but telling him is just going to make it weird and it's going to suck for both of you, even more than it sucked it the first place, I wouldn't mind that much, but your friend obviously does.
Some things you don't tell people, ie: If a girl has a fatass, you don't tell her that.
I did not tell him I have a thing for him, I told him I am gay.
Gosh Finn I know you think I'm pretty f*cking dumb but give me some credit.

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:14 AM

I can't say I blame Finn for surmising that though, since the way you put it:

 



So I came out to the guy that I like.

 

Kind of gave the impression you may have told him you had a thing for him.

 

Anyway I don't know your friend, obviously, but I can only guess he might have been caught slightly off guard and that's all there is to it. Assuming he has nothing against gays you shouldn't have to worry about anything.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:18 AM

Touchy subject guys, be careful, you may get warned.

 

 

 

@Linc:

 

I never 'absorb' anything you say.. because it's normally drama or some sort of High School Musical bullsh*t. (Awaits Flynny to like your post and reply with some bullsh*t as well).

 

I gave you a direct answer to your issue.. don't get sensitive about it. Because first, you came here to bitch about it expecting an answer, I gave you one, he doesn't care about you. Move on to the next guy.. right? Right. Thanks.

 

I still want an answer about those who deem it necessary to f*cking text back when one says 'Ttyl' or 'Night'.

 

I usually respond with the same thing then, or something similar, just an acknowledgement of their message.

 

I normally don't mind a text or anything, I just find it frustrating when I tell them 'Goodnight, phone charging' or whatever and they still intend on sending a few more messages. Aggravates the sh*t out of me. Because I normally think it's someone else that I know so I rush back to my phone to see it's the same person just saying 'Oh ok, sleep well.. by the way, did you get my pic?' or blah blah. Stfu, let me sleep.

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:26 AM

I normally don't mind a text or anything, I just find it frustrating when I tell them 'Goodnight, phone charging' or whatever and they still intend on sending a few more messages. Aggravates the sh*t out of me. Because I normally think it's someone else that I know so I rush back to my phone to see it's the same person just saying 'Oh ok, sleep well.. by the way, did you get my pic?' or blah blah. Stfu, let me sleep.

 

Here's an easy fix. Just reply "yes and LOL you gotta see this hilarious pic I just seen. Here look!"

 

Then BAM. Cartel chainsaw beheading gif.

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:27 AM

Haha, I remember that f*cking gif still .. some f*cked up sh*t. Remember that one dude that took it like a G though? He was like 'I accept it, here take my neck'.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:40 AM

He was straight gangsta, mang.

 

Anyway I'm gonna try to keep on topic so my rant is how boring skype has become. It just ain't the same.


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#6894

Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:45 AM

The worst thing about having balls is they itch.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:54 AM

Itchy balls are annoying. However what's even worse is when you're in a chair and you go to pivot in your seat, but one of your balls gets caught under your leg and your weight just shifts over it. I HATE that, it's as if someone took a nutcracker and crushed your balls.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 05:57 AM Edited by EphemeralStar, 06 January 2014 - 05:57 AM.

What's even worse is when your underwear gives you a frontal wedgie where the underwear slides to the side at the front and your vaj is rubbing against your pants at this point and it's annoying as fk and it looks really weird to fix that sh*t in public. But I suppose crushed balls is worse XD.


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 06:00 AM

Anything that's hairy and part of your genitalia is gonna itch. Try waxing. :p (No, don't do that to yourself)

 

P.S. The worst thing about having a vagina is that they bleed. I really think the whole menstruation aspect of reproduction needs to be re-hashed. 

 

Ephemeral: Uh, yes. Isn't that usually a thong problem? Especially when they move too far forward and everything just gets uncomfortable after that...

 

Linc: So, you came out to a guy you liked who has a girlfriend, and you told him that you're gay? Ok, that's fine. Why did you ask him if it would change anything between the two of you? Has he made homophobic comments in the past that made you wonder if he'll accept you? Or did you mean it in a will-he-change-how-he-feels-about-me kind of way? f*ck him if your friendship changes just because you're gay. So lame. He's not worth it if he acts that way, and you really shouldn't waste energy expressing an interest in a straight guy, either. 

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 06:03 AM

P.S. The worst thing about having a vagina is that they bleed. I really think the whole menstruation aspect of reproduction needs to be re-hashed. 

 

Penises bleed. Don't they?  :panic:


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Posted 06 January 2014 - 06:04 AM

Itchy balls are annoying. However what's even worse is when you're in a chair and you go to pivot in your seat, but one of your balls gets caught under your leg and your weight just shifts over it. I HATE that, it's as if someone took a nutcracker and crushed your balls.

I don't know about that, but walking past a school playground with a scratchy scrotum usually alerts the wrong people.

 

gives you a frontal wedgie

Sounds like a proposal I was offered last night.

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Posted 06 January 2014 - 06:06 AM

Yes! Ugggghhh. In rare cases it happens with my regular panties, but only if they're too big . Periods are a bitch too, but I'm on the depo shot so I don't get mine really... it's kind of messed up and honestly really unnatural. Going to go off it soon though because I've been on it for a long time and it increases my chance of osteoporosis apparently.. don't know what the hell I'll do after that besides condoms because I'm too forgetful for the pills. Sigh...woman problems...

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