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#6841

Posted 03 January 2014 - 03:43 PM

So my hot date became my girlfriend.

This is bad.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 03:52 PM

Girlfriend after one date? Damn, Finn. You must be desperate.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 03:56 PM

Girlfriend after one date? Damn, Finn. You must be desperate.

It's about our 4th now haha


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 03:56 PM

Oh, that's not bad. It isn't a lust relationship is it? Those never work out.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 03:57 PM

You should tell her you are posting about her on a grand theft auto forum.
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#6846

Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:00 PM

Oh, that's not bad. It isn't a lust relationship is it? Those never work out.


Not everyone makes lust relationships like you.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:04 PM

 

You should tell her you are posting about her on a grand theft auto forum.

We are a mature community who you can intellectually discuss your sexual and private life aspects.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:05 PM

 

Oh, that's not bad. It isn't a lust relationship is it? Those never work out.


Not everyone makes lust relationships like you.

 

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:11 PM Edited by F4L?, 03 January 2014 - 04:12 PM.

You should tell her you are posting about her on a grand theft auto forum.

Or you know, maybe I wanted to share this with someone other than the 3 friends who are online at 3AM, I mean it's kinda exciting. Do you have to shoot everyone down? I realize you may have been joking, but it still seems half serious.

@Gunwrath, I dunno if it is yet, we were talking and we both agreed that if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out, might as well go with it for now. She's going overseas for like 3 weeks so at least I have time to reconsider.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:16 PM

Long distance right off the bat.. damn, son. Well.. don't smother her or anything. Arnold would be mad if you did and you'll be all right.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:17 PM

Long distance right off the bat.. damn, son. Well.. don't smother her or anything. Arnold would be mad if you did and you'll be all right.

It's cool, i've had a girlfriend before. I haven't been dumped yet. She's more into me than I am her, so I have hand.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:34 PM

So what is she going overseas for?


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:38 PM

So what is she going overseas for?

Well she lived in Lebanon for a few years because her father is a diplomat who travels around, and she has family there.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:44 PM

It's cool, i've had a girlfriend before. I haven't been dumped yet. She's more into me than I am her, so I have hand.

Sounds like you're treating your relationship like a game of poker, I'm interested to see how long this lasts.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 06:19 PM

 

Long distance right off the bat.. damn, son. Well.. don't smother her or anything. Arnold would be mad if you did and you'll be all right.

It's cool, i've had a girlfriend before. I haven't been dumped yet. She's more into me than I am her, so I have hand.

 

More importantly: does she "have hand"?


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#6856

Posted 03 January 2014 - 06:31 PM

I was being completely serious. She'd probably find it cute how excited you are.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 07:10 PM

Some obsessive dude keeps making videos on me. While it's a bit annoying, it's splendid to know that I've got some fans :)

 

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 07:16 PM

^Judging by theNGclan's last few videos, I'd suggest some sort of firearm investment.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 07:31 PM

$300 less rich, and down 3 demerit points, sigh.

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On the brightside I got a hot date in 15 minutes.

I was going to make a reference to prison there, but your subsequent posts knocked that on the head... there you made me grumpy.

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 07:35 PM

^Judging by theNGclan's last few videos, I'd suggest some sort of firearm investment.

I'd better start packing heat or else I'll find this stuck on my window!

 

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 08:42 PM

remove the christmas themes.


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Posted 03 January 2014 - 09:08 PM


It's cool, i've had a girlfriend before. I haven't been dumped yet. She's more into me than I am her, so I have hand.

Sounds like you're treating your relationship like a game of poker, I'm interested to see how long this lasts.
Haha well I don't wanna sound like one of those " omg I luv my Bb gurl so much I nva belived in love at first sight but I think she Da one"

It's called playing it cool.

@the admiral, sorry, totally misinterpreted that, I was quite drunk still. Cheers.

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#6863

Posted 04 January 2014 - 01:03 PM

My sleep schedule is screwed up to the point where 1 AM is nap time and 10 AM is the time to go to bed.


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#6864

Posted 04 January 2014 - 01:07 PM

remove the christmas themes.

You can change theme at the bottom of the page.

 

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:23 PM

Been looking for that option.

 

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I hate that I always make a big mess when I eat popcorn. Most of it always ends up on my floor or in my chair and in my hair. But I can't enjoy myself unless I'm eating it by the fistful. I'm thinking of investing in a dog because this goddamn cat doesn't eat the popcorn that I drop.


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:25 PM

Man, I cooked some tacos and made burritos, I f*cking hate that I can't fold or properly make a god damned burrito that every time I do, half of it falls out before I take the first damn bite. I mean I even tried wrapping it like a damned christmas present, still no luck. How does Taco Bell and other joints tend to do it so well? 

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:28 PM Edited by theadmiral, 04 January 2014 - 09:29 PM.

Man, I cooked some tacos and made burritos, I f*cking hate that I can't fold or properly make a god damned burrito that every time I do, half of it falls out before I take the first damn bite. I mean I even tried wrapping it like a damned christmas present, still no luck. How does Taco Bell and other joints tend to do it so well? 

 

When making your burrito, please first heat the tortilla. Then you will fill it, briefly fold it in half while holding it up to move the filling towards the bottom. Now you will roll the burrito over once, fold in both sides, and continue rolling. Please store the burrito with the loose side down if not eating it immediately.

 

It is helpful to wrap the burrito in foil if not immediately eating it because it will adapt to its new burrito shape.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:30 PM

Man, I cooked some tacos and made burritos, I f*cking hate that I can't fold or properly make a god damned burrito that every time I do, half of it falls out before I take the first damn bite. I mean I even tried wrapping it like a damned christmas present, still no luck. How does Taco Bell and other joints tend to do it so well? 

 

I always used those toothpick thingies to stab through the ass end of the burrito to keep it from unfolding on me.

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:40 PM Edited by GunWrath, 04 January 2014 - 09:40 PM.

 

Man, I cooked some tacos and made burritos, I f*cking hate that I can't fold or properly make a god damned burrito that every time I do, half of it falls out before I take the first damn bite. I mean I even tried wrapping it like a damned christmas present, still no luck. How does Taco Bell and other joints tend to do it so well? 

 

When making your burrito, please first heat the tortilla. Then you will fill it, briefly fold it in half while holding it up to move the filling towards the bottom. Now you will roll the burrito over once, fold in both sides, and continue rolling. Please store the burrito with the loose side down if not eating it immediately.

 

It is helpful to wrap the burrito in foil if not immediately eating it because it will adapt to its new burrito shape.

 

I wasn't asking you, go make a topic about the quality of bunions or something.

 

 

 

Man, I cooked some tacos and made burritos, I f*cking hate that I can't fold or properly make a god damned burrito that every time I do, half of it falls out before I take the first damn bite. I mean I even tried wrapping it like a damned christmas present, still no luck. How does Taco Bell and other joints tend to do it so well? 

 

I always used those toothpick thingies to stab through the ass end of the burrito to keep it from unfolding on me.

 

That is almost genius! Though I'd probably end up eating the toothpick and dying. Any other suggestions? Is there like an edible tape or something we can purchase? Even when I cook the tortilla or heat it up to soften it and thoroughly cook it, it still falls apart or just doesn't work to my liking.

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#6870

Posted 04 January 2014 - 09:45 PM

Wow, that was really rude. I spent my time explaining to you how to roll a perfect burrito and this is how you treat me?

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