Got this idea from a TV show called 'Grumpy Old Men' and it's counterpart 'Grumpy Old Women' where middle-aged folk (celebrities) just rant on about all the daft things of the world which when I watch I agree with almost everything they've said and I ain't old (chronologically), before I start a few guidelines
Don't use this to flame other members
Just let it flow and rant about ANYTHING
UPDATE: Don't use this topic to drag sh*t in from other topics that were either locked or you got warned in, therefore wipe your feet before you enter.
To start off with, why oh why in the name of the wee man, is it that when you ask for 'cream' with your coffee or tea in cafes and small resturants you get this tiny little plastic pot thing with a tiny little drop and that's all it is of something which might have resembled cream, execpt it's never been near a cow in its life. And what do you get for it, something which only colours the coffee, does it flavour it... no, does it cool it down a lttle to stop it burning your tounge... no. And to top it off why do you get a little shard of plastic to stir it with, and no doubt if you've got it in one of those polystyrene cups you'll try frantically hard to stir it enough to disolve the sugar and burst a hole in the bottom of the cup
Update 1 (20 April 2014): Added new rule.