Kifflom? Mystery Website.
Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:10 PM
I'm trying to have all the Kifflom/Epsilon Program information in one place, as I know how stressful it is to not be able to get that information you want so badly.
Please email me at [email protected] if you have anything to add to the small website, or if you believe some information is incorrect. Credit will be given where credit is due.
Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:25 PM
Interesting though how this Kifflom legend keeps coming up in discussions.
Now perhaps we have to look for an AI with a birthmark on the right eye to be able to identify a Kifflom?
Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:30 PM
We can't be sure, so it's a good idea to continue going crazy about it, until we truely lose are minds.
If you were to look in the AI character textures, maybe you would find someone with the patch over their eye, or (in my mind, most likely) just something to fool you.
And for my final edit of the day, they're not 'Kifflom's', they're 'Descendants of Kifflom'. Descendants are ones who are supposed to be sent to the Earth in order to enlighten others. But with people joining, they're just members, not descendants. (Just thought I'd state that).
And to add to the discussion, from my readings and studying of mostly the blog post by 'jblend'. (jblend.blogspot.com) there is talk of doorways in the sky, and guess what, there is.
If I remember right it's above the UFO cafe near Area 69, A yellow door marker. Also, above the Ganton Gym (Black Hell, or Blue Hell) there is a yellow marker, with the guy in the orange suit and black hat, walking to it, and he goes into it. This guy appears every time you first go up there. I think there's also a hooker, or some woman.
And to add to that, Black/Blue Hell was SO put there for some reason. I really don't think of R* to make a mistake of having a phantom corner in a gym. This corner when you look up at it is pitch black, and fades amongst the rest of the roof. This is a TEXTURE on an object, meaning that R* placed this fading black texture there. So they kept it there for some reason.
Edited by Danshi, 12 April 2006 - 04:39 PM.
Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:39 PM
Or is this possibly another pawning game by someone?
The so-called sky door has been found already long way back. It's above the Cluckin Bell yellow marker in the Desert I believe. I don't know about the one you mentioned in Area 69.
The other stuffs you mentioned re secret universe have been discovered too almost the time the game was released. And what could possibly have these got to do with the Kifflom thing?
Edited by GTA_Loco, 12 April 2006 - 04:45 PM.
Posted 12 April 2006 - 04:54 PM
"Travel through the dawn to the pass pictured in our brochures. Look for a red truck with a dent on the right fender. Raise your left hand and recite the words: "Take me to to my father-father, brother-uncle. Kifflom." We'll do the rest. Because we all know, there is Kifflom and there is Krant, and both be praised."
I've just found out that once you see the truck passing you, you should shoot it, which (as with most peds in cars) makes the man inside (Kifflom apparantly) get out, and then you should fight him. Hand to hand.
But what also is said that you shouldn't shoot the truck with a Desert Eagle, as it would incur the wrath of both Kifflom and Krant. Messed up, eh?
Someone named Yakka said that they didn't shoot the truck, and they recieved a blindfold.
Yes, the sky door, I'm just mentioning that both of these doors in these places are in relation to gateways mentioned about Kifflom/Epsilon.
Edited by Danshi, 12 April 2006 - 04:57 PM.
Posted 12 April 2006 - 05:05 PM
But this stuff can be good for a fanfic.
Posted 12 April 2006 - 05:28 PM
You see Kifflom in the truck, you shoot the truck with a Desert Eagle, he gets out and tries to fight you. If not, apparantly he gives you a blindfold.. someone said they recieved one.
Texts and statements may not be true, but the fact remains that there is a red truck with a dent in the right fender, and an AI character in it, named Kifflom. I need to do it for myself so I can give a full diagnosis.
Posted 13 April 2006 - 01:58 AM
Posted 14 April 2006 - 08:25 PM
Posted 24 April 2006 - 12:38 AM
i know that the big secret lies within the kifflom ordeal
r* wouldnt put so many hints in the game for it not to be a major part
i know that ther is something that hasnt been found
i have been searching
Posted 26 April 2006 - 07:51 AM
Also, I tried the 4am trick - three times - while working on the computer and letting CJ just stand there. Nothing. I'd post screens, but all it would prove is that there's no car in that parking lot, and I'm on a PS2 anyway. The parking lot is basically if you drove directly west from the airstrip, in Las Payasadas, there's that building that's just sitting there. It's a little south and just a bit west of the Pecker's Feed & Seed chicken.
So I call fraud. Or at least reading too much into things. It's not the first time. There was all sorts of talk about these blue parking things on Portland in GTA3 (under the Callahan bridge). Supposedly, they were supposed to do something or something ... they didn't. Never got eaten by a shark in Vice City, either.
Posted 27 April 2006 - 08:27 PM
Also this whole epsilon program thing is so funny, when you go to the site http://www.epsilonprogram.com/ there are loads of funny things like the 12 tenets of kifflom
Posted 15 May 2006 - 05:55 PM
If it is then here is some evidence:
You can see that i heve been there from 3.30 to 4.30 Monday and Tuesday and no red (or whatever color) car came! So the 4 AM theory is down...
I'll come back with more photos if i find anything!
Posted 16 May 2006 - 12:10 PM
Posted 16 May 2006 - 01:46 PM
So there is Thursday and Friday left.
And BTW has any of you tried send an e-mail to the contact provided on the Epsilon Program website?
And if i remember corectly there is a blindfold for sale in the binco store 9i think ist's called "joke mask")
Posted 16 May 2006 - 02:12 PM
I found it, it's in the easter eggs topic in general chat on the first page, xxxiv) Just the Fax, Ma'am:
Edited by Leïto CK N°1, 16 May 2006 - 02:46 PM.
Posted 08 June 2008 - 07:38 PM
I FOUND THAT HOUSE!!! whoopee
i have an image of the map and ive pointed out that house but i dont know how to post images
Posted 08 June 2008 - 07:56 PM
|QUOTE (DaSanAnThug @ Jun 9 2008, 01:08)|
|i have an image of the map and ive pointed out that house but i dont know how to post images|
Here's how you post images:
|[img]type image url here[/img]|
Now lets see that pic...
Posted 09 June 2008 - 09:12 AM
|[URL=type URL here for a hyperlink][/URL]|
This will bring up a hyperlink instead of a image which may or may not be gigantic.
Posted 09 June 2008 - 12:48 PM
i tried to put the code C/program file.... in that slot but it said that it wa sinvalid.
Posted 09 June 2008 - 02:10 PM
Posted 09 June 2008 - 03:10 PM
|QUOTE (lloydo @ Jun 9 2008, 19:40)|
|Can no one just hack the files and see if theres something strange which may lead to the answer?|
After having done that several billion times, no one has the energy to go through that again. Instead, we just say "pics or it didn't happen" nowadays.
You'll Never Walk Alone
Posted 09 June 2008 - 05:40 PM
Posted 09 June 2008 - 07:29 PM
Posted 09 June 2008 - 07:31 PM
|QUOTE (cadm9410 @ Jun 9 2008, 20:29)|
|I've been looking for the big SA easter egg. What else can I say?|
What are you talking about ?
Oh, I read your signature
If you're one of them, then tell the site admin to pay for the domain
Posted 09 June 2008 - 08:04 PM
Epsilon is just a joke. A parody. You know, a purely capitalist religion.
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