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d3aniac564
  • d3aniac564

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#901

Posted 20 August 2012 - 03:12 AM

  1. Forum Name:
    If you wanted to know, it wouldn't be THAT hard to find out
  2. Real-life Name:
    Dean
  3. Real-life Location:
    Teasdale, Utah... The middle of f*cking nowhere
  4. Age in Years:
    I shouldn't be playing GTA, to say the least
  5. Star Sign:
    Leo
  6. Weak Point:
    Jumping puzzles
  7. Favourite Colour:
    camoflage
  8. Favourite Number:
    27
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Nein
  11. Car or bus?:
    Car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Communism... if I'm in charge
  13. All work and no play...:
    means another day another dollar and a half
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    nil
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    I hope not
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      yes
    2. 2. sped?
      no
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      yes
    4. 4. murdered?
      no
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
    WELL, I did scare this one kid sh*tless, which counts as causing terror
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    no
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    user
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    4
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    tpyos?
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    I'm a nerd, to say the least.
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Life? What is this life you speak of? I certainly don't have one!
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    A semi-fat nerd
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Have no reason not to.
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Spiced ham, goes well with scrambled eggs, you can make spam fritters with it...
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Can't say I think its UNneeded to say the least

SAVE_US_GTA
  • SAVE_US_GTA

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#902

Posted 23 August 2012 - 01:15 PM

  1. Forum Name:
    - SAVE_US_GTA
  2. Real-life Name:
    - wink.gif
  3. Real-life Location:
    - North West,England
  4. Age in Years:
    - Last Year of my teenage years
  5. Star Sign:
    - Picses
  6. Weak Point:
    - Left Arm
  7. Favourite Colour:
    - Red
  8. Favourite Number:
    - 17
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    - Twat
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    - wink.gif
  11. Car or bus?:
    - BUS
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    - Capitalism
  13. All work and no play...:
    - Money Talks
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    - Nil
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    - Nope
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      - YES
    2. 2. sped?
      - NO
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      - YES
    4. 4. murdered?
      - NO
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:

    - NO
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    - wink.gif
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    - USER
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    - 7
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    -
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    - Good
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    - Weekdays - Boring - Weekends - PARTY HARD
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    - Easy going person with a great personality
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    - Why not ?
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    - barf8bd.gif
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

Ferocious Banger
  • Ferocious Banger

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#903

Posted 24 August 2012 - 11:46 AM

  1. Forum Name:Ferocious Banger
  2. Real-life Name:Vijay
  3. Real-life Location:Coimbatore,India
  4. Age in Years:17
  5. Star Sign:Virgo
  6. Weak Point:Emotions
  7. Favourite Colour:Red
  8. Favourite Number:3
  9. Most commonly used expletive:f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Hopefully Never
  11. Car or bus?:Car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:Politics suck
  13. All work and no play...:makes jack a dull boy
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:No
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:No
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?No
    2. 2. sped? Yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?No
    4. 4. murdered? No
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:No
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Nothing
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:User?
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:5
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: u
  21. How would you describe your social position?:Meh
  22. How would you describe your life?: Meh
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Meh
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Addiction.High level!
  25. How would you describe spam?: sh*t
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Not bad

BONUS.


Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif yes
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)I couldn't find any lady Admin.
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?Dry spell.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).Fascinating story bro.Needs more dolphins in it.
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?Way of life biggrin.gif
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?I'm addicted to this goddamned forums!

johnny_zoo
  • johnny_zoo

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#904

Posted 25 August 2012 - 10:04 PM

  1. Forum Name: johnny_zoo
  2. Real-life Name: Timothy
  3. Real-life Location: England, Birmingham
  4. Age in Years: 23
  5. Star Sign: Pisces (I couldn't care less about star signs)
  6. Weak Point: fairly skinny
  7. Favourite Colour: wth? I dunno... teal i guess?
  8. Favourite Number: GTA V
  9. Most commonly used expletive: darn it
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: no, no never
  11. Car or bus?: both
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: I like having both testicles
  13. All work and no play...: makes me irritable
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: none
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I don't think so
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? no
    2. 2. sped? no
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? I threw my gum at a trash can and missed. I fled the scene.
    4. 4. murdered? no
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
    i stand at the ends of escalators making everyone fall over
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: no
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: im now a user my trolling days are almost behind me
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: iphone 4s baby
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: none relaly
  21. How would you describe your social position?: hermit
  22. How would you describe your life?: great
  23. How would you describe yourself?: a guy that likes trolling on internets and IRL too much for kicks and giggles
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: its the funniest forum around
  25. How would you describe spam?: stuff thats kept in a can
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): very introspective

Los Santos Pedestrian
  • Los Santos Pedestrian

    Then as it was, but again it will be

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#905

Posted 26 August 2012 - 03:57 AM

I'm going to do this again for sh*ts'n'giggles.
  1. Forum Name: Los Santos Pedestrian
  2. Real-life Name: Shane
  3. Real-life Location: The middle of nowhere (Vermont)
  4. Age in Years: 13
  5. Star Sign: Taurus
  6. Weak Point: Three of them: my muscle size, my stamina, and my ability to fall asleep or wake up
  7. Favourite Colour: probably blue
  8. Favourite Number: 9
  9. Most commonly used expletive: sh*t, I don't know.
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Past? No. Present? No. Future? Probably.
  11. Car or bus?: The only buses in my entire county are school buses, so car.
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism, because of those damn reds.
  13. All work and no play...: No, the other way around; I've never worked in my life
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Never
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nah
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? nope
    2. 2. sped? Once I ran in the hall even though I'm not supposed to
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? I broke our computer when I was 3, and again when I was 8
    4. 4. murdered? I've killed a whole lot of insects
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
    sh*t naw
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not frequently, but sometimes
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 4
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: I can't recall, because my new keyboard's keys are 0.0000001 millimeters apart, and the Enter key if 5 times larger than the Backspace key
  21. How would you describe your social position?: I have 3 friends tops
  22. How would you describe your life?: it could be a whole lot better
  23. How would you describe yourself?: boring
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: For sh*ts'n'giggles
  25. How would you describe spam?: Saying fa**otfa**otfa**otfa**otfa**otfa**otfa**otfa**otfa**otfa**ot all day
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): an easy target

Bellic 4 life
  • Bellic 4 life

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#906

Posted 26 August 2012 - 05:47 AM Edited by Bellic 4 life, 26 August 2012 - 05:50 AM.

  1. Forum Name: Bellic 4 life
  2. Real-life Name: Bryant
  3. Real-life Location: Danbury, CT
  4. Age in Years: 17
  5. Star Sign: None, I don't believe in b##l Sh!t
  6. Weak Point: Weight
  7. Favourite Colour: Red
  8. Favourite Number: 69
  9. Most commonly used expletive: Mother F*&ker
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Never
  11. Car or bus?: Bus
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
  13. All work and no play...: Means fapfapfap...
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No
    2. 2. sped? Nein
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Nope
    4. 4. murdered? In my mind
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: No
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murder
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 4
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Siht
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Bottom of the food chain
  22. How would you describe your life?: Crappy
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Intelligent, Agnostic
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: *Shrugs*
  25. How would you describe spam?: Tasty
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Pointless

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif Yes
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Not sure I would do it with anyone here.
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Virgin
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). *Puts Barrel in Mouth, and pulls trigger*
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Not really a weird thing.
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I have a crush on girl that is 3 years younger than me. tounge.gif

gtamann123
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#907

Posted 27 August 2012 - 07:02 PM

  1. Forum Name: Gtamann123
  2. Real-life Name: Andy Miller
  3. Real-life Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
  4. Age in Years: 17
  5. Star Sign: IDK
  6. Weak Point: Sunflower seeds
  7. Favourite Colour: Black
  8. Favourite Number: 22
  9. Most commonly used expletive: F*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Smoked weed only a couple times
  11. Car or bus?: Car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
  13. All work and no play...: Is lame
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
    2. 2. sped? Yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
    4. 4. murdered? No
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: No
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Yes, Speeding
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 5
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Definitely
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Average but FA when it comes to women
  22. How would you describe your life?: Alright
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Average teenage American nerd
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Seeing the trolls and participating in discussions
  25. How would you describe spam?: V section
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Pretty cool and easy

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif : Yes
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually): Slamman
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?: Never
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).: The greatest thing ever
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?: They think its comedic
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?: I started writing GTA concepts when I was 12

Smaaske
  • Smaaske

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#908

Posted 04 September 2012 - 09:45 PM

1. Forum Name: Smaaske
2. Real-life Name: Mitchel
3. Real-life Location: Tilburg, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
4. Age in Years: 11/08/1994 (18)
5. Star Sign: Lion
6. Weak Point: Lies
7. Favourite Colour: Red
8. Favourite Number: 13
9. Most commonly used expletive: :3
10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future: Yes, Marijuanna, in past
11. Car or bus?: Car
12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
13. All work and no play...: All work, then play
14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Never
15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No and never
16. Have you ever shoplifted?: Yes
17. Sped?: No
18. Committed acts of vandalism?: No
19. Murdered?: No!
20. Committed acts of terrorism?: No!
21. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above Which ones?: No, no one!
22. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User of course
23. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: I don´t know
24. What is your most frequent typo?: Never thought about it
25. How would you describe your social position?: I guess not.
26. How would you describe your life?: My life is just awesome, I can f*ck all the girls I want... Wtf man?
27. How would you describe yourself? Well, I am just an inteligent boy who wants to kick ass.
28. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because I love GRAND THEFT AUTO.
29 and 30. Are too difficult for me too answer... icon13.gif

Notna
  • Notna

    It's clobberin' time!

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#909

Posted 16 September 2012 - 07:11 AM Edited by Notna, 19 September 2012 - 07:10 PM.

Okay, got to do this again.
  1. Forum Name: Notna
  2. Real-life Name: Antton
  3. Real-life Location: Kaustinen, Finland
  4. Age in Years: 13
  5. Star Sign: How-the-hell-would-I-know-star
  6. Weak Point: Weak point? I'm not sure.
  7. Favourite Colour: Green
  8. Favourite Number: 7
  9. Most commonly used expletive: I'm sorry to interrupt but WILL you PLEASE, shut the HELL UP!?!?
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: No, I'm straight edge.
  11. Car or bus?: Car. I've droven one, though I don't own one, which I think is pretty clear if you think my age haha biggrin.gif
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: No politics, please.
  13. All work and no play...: Oh hell no!
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0 years, 0 months, 0 weeks, 0 hours, 0 minutes, 0 seconds.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Ofc! FBI, CIA, SuPo... None.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No.
    2. 2. sped? No.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Accidentally yes. To my schools website. On the 1st grade biggrin.gif
    4. 4. murdered? Of co... no no no.
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: If this ticking bomb in my hands counts... No.
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No...
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both, it depends.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: ...too many tounge.gif
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: waht (what)
  21. How would you describe your social position?: I'm all good. I guess.
  22. How would you describe your life?: I got good friends, I have a great family, I have a way of life, I have hobbies... So all good.
  23. How would you describe yourself?: I try to be friendly and funny, as much unselfish as possible. I'm proud of myself, let's put it like that.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: This is an interesting place. I got good friends here etc.
  25. How would you describe spam?: sh*t.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Interesting biggrin.gif
Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif Of course there is something out there.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually): Idk, but it isn't possible. Straight edge 4 life.
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?: Soon. Let's put it on that. I sound really like the toughest guy ever but I got a good philosophy: Tell the truth even when you're lying. If it isn't true, make it true. And I'm straight edge, what means I never drink, use drugs or have sex outside of a relationship. So I need a relationship to have sex. Simple.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head): BEST EVER MAN!!
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?: It's simply a nice place. And my friends don't care about me going to forums.
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?: That I'm straight edge. 4LIFE!!!
  1. Gamer Tag(s): GiddyPegasus14 (Xbox LIVE)
  2. Current Consoles/PC Specs: X360, PS2, PC, NDS, SMD, Wii.
  3. Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: About 30 games I've beaten 100%.
  4. Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: None.
  5. Console vs. PC Gaming?: Depends on game.
  6. Favorite Action/Adventure Game: GTA: Vice City.
  7. Favorite Sports Game: NHL '11.
  8. Favorite First Person Shooter: Rainbow Six: Las Vegas 2
  9. Favorite SIMulation Game: The Movies.
  10. Favorite Raceing Game: Need for Speed: Carbon
  11. Favorite Puzzle Game: Pokemon games.
  12. Favorite Fighting Game: WWE '12
  13. Favorite Survival Horror Game: Amnesia.
  14. Favorite Movie Based Game: 24: The Game, if tv-series counts.
  15. Favorite Gameing Franchise: GTA
  16. Favorite Game Icon: Character? Tommy Vercetti.
  17. Favorite Game Babe: Lara Croft inlove.gif
  18. Favorite Console Controller: Xbox 360-controller
  19. Favorite Role Playing Game: Diablo 2
    1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?: Idk
    2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?: I've got awesome ones for GTA's, but there is too much of them. Maybe I'll make a concept thread someday.
    3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?: Idk either.
    4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue.: Idk either biggrin.gif
    5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?: We just got to wait and see.

Mister Kay
  • Mister Kay

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#910

Posted 23 September 2012 - 10:29 AM Edited by deepthroatgta6, 24 September 2012 - 06:38 PM.

  1. Forum Name: Deepthroatgta6
  2. Real-life Name: removed. f*ck you google.
  3. Real-life Location: Ahmedabad, Gujarat, India
  4. Age in Years: 20
  5. Star Sign: Aries
  6. Weak Point: My knee
  7. Favourite Colour: Black
  8. Favourite Number: 8
  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Cannabis FTW
  11. Car or bus?: Car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: 60:40
  13. All work and no play...: makes you old day by day
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not yet
  16. Have you ever:
    1. shoplifted?: Yes
    2. sped? Yes
    3. committed acts of vandalism?: Yes
    4. murdered?: Nope
    5. committed acts of terrorism?: No
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Nah, why?
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: 40:60
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 11
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Auto predict can destroy your rep
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Alive
  22. How would you describe your life?: Trip
  23. How would you describe yourself?: I am whatever you say I am.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Gtaforums is a window through which I shout out to the world
  25. How would you describe spam?: Genesis
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Isn't this a questionnaire?
Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif You are blind if you don't.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I've heard that Stu is obsessed with erections and has nice Chelsea T-shirts.
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? The fall of dark ages. Random.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). F*ck you, it's a questionnaire.
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Facebook is for kittens.
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I am a kryptonian. I can't be arsed to care about the Earth though.

Yossarianite
  • Yossarianite

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#911

Posted 25 September 2012 - 08:25 AM

  1. Forum Name: Justice Avengers Private
  2. Real-life Name: Bruce Wayne
  3. Real-life Location: Gotham City
  4. Age in Years: 32 Years
  5. Star Sign: The Bat Star
  6. Weak Point: Chest
  7. Favourite Colour: lOl?
  8. Favourite Number: lOl?
  9. Most commonly used expletive: sh*t, oh sorry, sh*t
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Marijuana, Ghanja
  11. Car or bus?: Bat Mobile(Car)
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Neither
  13. All work and no play...: Makes Batman a Fatman
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I am Batman! What'd you expect?..
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Oh, yes, there was the US Gov., the Kryptonian Legacy and many more un-name-able-stuff
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      Nay
    2. 2. sped?
      Oh, yes, many times, couldn't help, my vehicles are too fast...
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      I am batman, you crazy?
    4. 4. murdered?
      Yes, all of them black, dark and vile villains, walking down that black, dark path...
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
      Nope but I've stopped uncountable...
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: none
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser, its my b*tch, or rather, my Bat-ch
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Can't count all of them...
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Highly respected and expected and heroic and flash gordon and bonna' fida' supraman, mandrake and flash and....
  22. How would you describe your life?: the best there is as yet!
  23. How would you describe yourself?:the best there is what I do
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Its addicting but the truth is, all those windy, unworthy, lousy sons of b*tches are found here....
  25. How would you describe spam?:b*tchy
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):sh*tty

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif LOLAROFLA!
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? Ahh...... (sexually)
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Ahh.......
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Justice Avengers Assemb... *BLAM* *Batman's head rolls over on the floor*
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Superman and Flash Gordon, they can't figure out what its for or where the buttons are either....
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I am Batman...


CJ killed Ryder
  • CJ killed Ryder

    Li'l G Loc

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#912

Posted 25 September 2012 - 06:19 PM

QUOTE (Los Santos Pedestrian @ Sunday, Aug 26 2012, 03:57)

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Past? No. Present? No. Future? Probably.

My advice: do NOT do drugs in the future!!!

NEVER DO DRUGS!!!

Yossarianite
  • Yossarianite

    Slumerican sh*tizen

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  • Joined: 29 May 2012

#913

Posted 26 September 2012 - 07:12 AM

QUOTE (CJ killed Ryder @ Tuesday, Sep 25 2012, 18:19)
QUOTE (Los Santos Pedestrian @ Sunday, Aug 26 2012, 03:57)

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Past? No. Present? No. Future? Probably.

My advice: do NOT do drugs in the future!!!

NEVER DO DRUGS!!!

Why not? I love Ghanja and Marijuana.

Greenline
  • Greenline

    Page 3 Girl

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  • Iran

#914

Posted 26 September 2012 - 01:10 PM

Redone for new account and new section. I was also bored.
  1. Forum Name: Greenline
  2. Real-life Name: Shayan Shaffey
  3. Real-life Location: Tehran, Iran
  4. Age in Years: 13
  5. Star Sign: Aries
  6. Weak Point: I don't know
  7. Favourite Colour: Red or Blue
  8. Favourite Number: I don't know
  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck, scheiße, kuni, kharkoseh
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Weed, a while ago
  11. Car or bus?: Car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
  13. All work and no play...: is gay?
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I think we all are.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes, a book.
    2. 2. sped? No.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? I think so, I don't remember though.
    4. 4. murdered? No.
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
    No.
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murder, well, inflicting severe pain.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 14, maybe more.
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Business.
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Very good. Thankfully.
  22. How would you describe your life?: Pretty good. Thankfully.
  23. How would you describe yourself?: I don't describe myself, but others do: Funny, smart, annoying to mention some.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't know. I think I like it here more than anywhere else. The IQ here is higher.
  25. How would you describe spam?: Report and leave. Or, very yummy lololololol
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Amazing.

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif Maybe.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I'm not sure.
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Virgin Islands.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Still amazing.
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't to some of them, some of them know. Way of passing time.
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? No.
  1. Gamer Tag(s): ahmadhossein (PSN).
  2. Current Consoles/PC Specs: PS3.
  3. Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: I don't know.
  4. Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: FO: NV for the PC. GTAs PC and PS3. TES: Oblivion and TES: Skyrim for PS3. I don't remember much more.
  5. Console vs. PC Gaming?: Console.
  6. Favorite Action/Adventure Game: RDR, I think.
  7. Favorite Sports Game: Don't have a favorite.
  8. Favorite First Person Shooter: CoD, BF:3 too.
  9. Favorite SIMulation Game: Flight Simulator X, maybe.
  10. Favorite Raceing Game: NFS: Shift. I think.
  11. Favorite Puzzle Game: Don't know.
  12. Favorite Fighting Game: Yakuza 4, maybe?
  13. Favorite Survival Horror Game: Don't have one.
  14. Favorite Movie Based Game: Don't know.
  15. Favorite Gameing Franchise: TES, GTA, maybe more.
  16. Favorite Game Icon: Don't know what that is.
  17. Favorite Game Babe: The new Lara Croft seems OK. Skyrim girls too, Lydia or Mjoll the Lioness.
  18. Favorite Console Controller: PS3.
  19. Favorite Role Playing Game: TES: Skyrim or FO: NV.
    1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? None.
    2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? An FPS with a 30 hour long campaign. The US and some countries try to prevent nuclear war. There's a lot more to it.
    3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? Multiplayer and DLC.
    4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Realism and Graphics.
    5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?GFX and processing power, and advanced scripts. Ugh, everything, hehe.

@Yossarianite: Fail.

CJ killed Ryder
  • CJ killed Ryder

    Li'l G Loc

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  • Joined: 19 Apr 2012

#915

Posted 26 September 2012 - 03:32 PM

QUOTE (Yossarianite @ Wednesday, Sep 26 2012, 07:12)
QUOTE (CJ killed Ryder @ Tuesday, Sep 25 2012, 18:19)
QUOTE (Los Santos Pedestrian @ Sunday, Aug 26 2012, 03:57)

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Past? No. Present? No. Future? Probably.

My advice: do NOT do drugs in the future!!!

NEVER DO DRUGS!!!

Why not? I love Ghanja and Marijuana.

It destroys your health.

Yossarianite
  • Yossarianite

    Slumerican sh*tizen

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  • Joined: 29 May 2012

#916

Posted 26 September 2012 - 03:37 PM

My mind was unable to understand what you said greenline.....

Greenline
  • Greenline

    Page 3 Girl

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  • Iran

#917

Posted 26 September 2012 - 04:00 PM

QUOTE (Yossarianite @ Wednesday, Sep 26 2012, 20:07)
My mind was unable to understand what you said greenline.....

Maybe all the different drugs that are actually slang terms for one drug can help you.

@CJ killed Ryder: Just on weed, not other (harder) drugs. If you want to discuss and have your outdated views of Reefer Madness completely destroyed, please: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=476662

CJ killed Ryder
  • CJ killed Ryder

    Li'l G Loc

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#918

Posted 26 September 2012 - 04:03 PM

QUOTE (Greenline @ Wednesday, Sep 26 2012, 16:00)
QUOTE (Yossarianite @ Wednesday, Sep 26 2012, 20:07)
My mind was unable to understand what you said greenline.....

Maybe all the different drugs that are actually slang terms for one drug can help you.

@CJ killed Ryder: Just on weed, not other (harder) drugs. If you want to discuss and have your outdated views of Reefer Madness completely destroyed, please: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=476662

I'm not only anti-drugs, but also anti-smoke and anti-alcohol.

Girish
  • Girish

  • Moderator
  • Joined: 20 Apr 2006
  • India

#919

Posted 27 September 2012 - 05:16 AM

Do you guys know what topic this is? Yes? Then cut out the off-topic crap. Any further off-topic, spam posts will attract warnings.

indo_14
  • indo_14

    Player Lover

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  • Joined: 27 Oct 2011
  • Red-Cross

#920

Posted 27 September 2012 - 09:49 AM

QUOTE (Yossarianite @ Wednesday, Sep 26 2012, 15:12)
QUOTE (CJ killed Ryder @ Tuesday, Sep 25 2012, 18:19)
QUOTE (Los Santos Pedestrian @ Sunday, Aug 26 2012, 03:57)

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Past? No. Present? No. Future? Probably.

My advice: do NOT do drugs in the future!!!

NEVER DO DRUGS!!!

Why not? I love Ghanja and Marijuana.

i just tell you, drugs just for stupidest people and you will pay the price in hell


User was warned for this post

BAF-stueycow
  • BAF-stueycow

    'StueyCow'

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  • England

#921

Posted 30 September 2012 - 07:23 PM Edited by MMD-stueycow, 17 June 2013 - 05:19 PM.

  1. Forum Name: stueycow
  2. Real-life Name: stuart
  3. Real-life Location: north East England (up your arse on the second shelf
  4. Age in Years: 13
  5. Star Sign: idk
  6. Weak Point: idk
  7. Favourite Colour: red (i think im colour blind)
  8. Favourite Number: 14
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  11. Car or bus?: Car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: idn
  13. All work and no play...: No
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: are you currently a nosey prick?
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? no
    2. 2. sped? no
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? no
    4. 4. murdered? no
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: no
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: speeding
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: both
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: don not know = do nt naw
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
  22. How would you describe your life?:
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
  25. How would you describe spam?: sh*ty
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):

Marwin Moody
  • Marwin Moody

    lol =))))

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  • Joined: 18 Feb 2008
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#922

Posted 06 October 2012 - 09:20 PM

  1. Forum Name: jaysteels
  2. Real-life Name: Marwin moody
  3. Real-life Location: sandnes, Rogaland, Norway.
  4. Age in Years: 16
  5. Star Sign: taurus
  6. Weak Point: girls
  7. Favourite Colour: gray
  8. Favourite Number: 10
  9. Most commonly used expletive: wut
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: none ish
  11. Car or bus?: bus, but just bought a car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: sosialisme moddafokka
  13. All work and no play...: ...
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: huh
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: bud
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? yes
    2. 2. sped? yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yes
    4. 4. murdered? no
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
    no
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: murdering people. A lot.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: addict
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 22
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: dunno
  21. How would you describe your social position?: i have 2 friends. Nuff said
  22. How would you describe your life?: boring but good
  23. How would you describe yourself?: fat
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: love the people here
  25. How would you describe spam?: ksmsmsms
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Odd.

DC93
  • DC93

    Mako Eyes.

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#923

Posted 09 October 2012 - 09:12 PM

Why not, seeing as I'm back after a year or two stint. smile.gif
  1. Forum Name: DC93
  2. Real-life Name: Andy
  3. Real-life Location: Cardiff, Wales
  4. Age in Years: 19
  5. Star Sign: Leo
  6. Weak Point: Er, confidence, maybe?
  7. Favourite Colour: Orange
  8. Favourite Number: 7
  9. Most commonly used expletive: F*ckwit
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Mild/experimental/past
  11. Car or bus?: Bus
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Communism
  13. All work and no play...: Makes Homer something-something.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 3 nights, in total.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope. orly.gif
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Nope
    2. 2. sped? Nope
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
    4. 4. murdered? No
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism? Does running around my college with a makeshift flamethrower count...?
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Speeding.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User, used to abuse
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3 (Phone, laptop, PS2 controller.)
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Mabye
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Respected/recognised
  22. How would you describe your life?: Ideal
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Driven, upbeat, confident, happy-go-lucky
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I haven't, this is my return in about a year or so.
  25. How would you describe spam?: Meaty.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Nice little way to pass the time.

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif In a way, being an Agnostic sort of links itself to the power of a higher being, which of course could be super-natural.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Oh Jesus lol.gif Not entirely sure to be honest. May have to look over at the Member Photos (no pun intended) Thread. ph34r.gif
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Often enough/random.
  • How would you describe this questionnaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). You spelt questionnaire wrong. wink.gif
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Used to be a way of life, everyone knew I was a forum postie, they were cool with it.
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I'm not sure actually, I'm quite an open person as it is.


ChopTheDog.
  • ChopTheDog.

    War. War never changes.

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  • None

#924

Posted 13 October 2012 - 11:17 AM

QUOTE (DC93 @ Tuesday, Oct 9 2012, 22:12)
Weak Point: Er, confidence, maybe?

QUOTE
How would you describe yourself?: Driven, upbeat, confident, happy-go-lucky


Wtf? monocle.gif

DC93
  • DC93

    Mako Eyes.

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  • Joined: 25 Aug 2008

#925

Posted 13 October 2012 - 05:15 PM

QUOTE (The_Sorrow @ Saturday, Oct 13 2012, 12:17)
QUOTE (DC93 @ Tuesday, Oct 9 2012, 22:12)
Weak Point: Er, confidence, maybe?

QUOTE
How would you describe yourself?: Driven, upbeat, confident, happy-go-lucky


Wtf? monocle.gif

It's weird, I know. Some days I'll be the most confident bastard going and the next be the complete opposite. Not to sound egotistical but I actually couldn't think of a weak point. dontgetit.gif

YardieBoyz
  • YardieBoyz

    UTR Northwood Chapter President

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  • Joined: 25 Jul 2012

#926

Posted 15 October 2012 - 03:14 PM

  1. Forum Name:YardieBoyz
  2. Real-life Name:Jay
  3. Real-life Location:Brooklyn, NY
  4. Age in Years: 21 (As of today)
  5. Star Sign:None
  6. Weak Point:None
  7. Favourite Colour: Navy
  8. Favourite Number:15
  9. Most commonly used expletive:sh*t
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Marijuana
  11. Car or bus?: Neither, Motorcycle
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:MONEYYY
  13. All work and no play...:Jesus I work at a f*cking toll booth on the George Washington Bridge, I play all day 9 to 12 and work all night 12 to 5
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:All together, about 2 years
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Used to for assault.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?Yes
    2. 2. sped? Hell Yeah
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Hell yeah
    4. 4. murdered?Your crazy fool? Hell no
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:Nah
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Most of it I already done
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:IDGAF
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:2
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: jau
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Good
  22. How would you describe your life?: Good
  23. How would you describe yourself?:Some badass Ruff Ryding toll booth worker mother f*cker.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because I love GTA
  25. How would you describe spam?:Random BS
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Good.

kj2022
  • kj2022

    Gangsta

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  • Joined: 27 Aug 2011

#927

Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:33 PM

  1. Forum Name: Killjoy2022
  2. Real-life Name: Aaron
  3. Real-life Location:North East England
  4. Age in Years: 19
  5. Star Sign: Libra
  6. Weak Point: Laziness?
  7. Favourite Colour: Maroon
  8. Favourite Number: 13
  9. Most commonly used expletive: F*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: yes, in my past.
  11. Car or bus?: Bus
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: huh?
  13. All work and no play...: makes jack a dull boy
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: never
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: nope
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? once
    2. 2. sped? nope
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? no
    4. 4. murdered? no
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: no
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: none
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: bit of both
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: I make many, so I don't know.
  21. How would you describe your social position?: okay?
  22. How would you describe your life?: pretty good.
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Talented.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: the sense of community.
  25. How would you describe spam?: unneeded.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): fun.

DamianDivine
  • DamianDivine

    Player Hater

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  • Joined: 27 Oct 2012

#928

Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:06 PM

Hello all.

I'm 32, making videogames.
Played first GTA, now don't have time for it at all. Not long ago launched kickstarter campaign with goal $100k, fighting for success now.

Cheers!

Scott.
  • Scott.

    Norwich's finest

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#929

Posted 06 November 2012 - 05:58 PM

  1. Forum Name: Scott./Woozie/woozie2
  2. Real-life Name: Scott
  3. Real-life Location: Norwich, UK
  4. Age in Years: 19
  5. Star Sign: Sagittarius
  6. Weak Point: Mathematics
  7. Favourite Colour: Yellow
  8. Favourite Number: 29
  9. Most commonly used expletive: c*nt
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Cannabis
  11. Car or bus?: Car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
  13. All work and no play...: "we work hard, we play hard..." - the simpsons
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: too many hours to count
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: nope
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? yes
    2. 2. sped? yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yes
    4. 4. murdered? no
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
    no
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: nah
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: does looking at porn mean abuse?
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 6
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: cnut
  21. How would you describe your social position?: im a History uni student..I'll let you decide ha!
  22. How would you describe your life?: I'm happy with my position as a student, my friends, family and girlfriend
  23. How would you describe yourself?: happy, friendly, hard-working, generous
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: more active than TGTAP (my real home) lol
  25. How would you describe spam?: dlakhdwileqwoeuwioeuqwioeu
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): gash and you spelt questionnaire incorrectly

CarLuver69
  • CarLuver69

    Strangely Animated

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  • United-States

#930

Posted 13 November 2012 - 06:01 AM Edited by CarLuver69, 13 November 2012 - 06:09 AM.

  1. Forum Name: CarLuver69
  2. Real-life Name: Mark
  3. Real-life Location: Covina, CA
  4. Age in Years: 19
  5. Star Sign: Aries
  6. Weak Point: Socialableness (it's a word now)
  7. Favourite Colour: Midnight Blue
  8. Favourite Number: 76 (you thought it was 69 didn't you?)
  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Nope, never.
  11. Car or bus?: Car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Socialism ph34r.gif
  13. All work and no play...: Sounds like any other day
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0.00 hours
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Yes, I'm a wanted fugitive in 57 states.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Nope
    2. 2. sped? Maybe
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Nope
    4. 4. murdered? Nah...
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: Nope
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Probably speeding, but I am a chicken sh*t after all.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: I'm an internet abuseruser.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: I couldn't count for my life.
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: I coudln't tell you because I type too fast to pay attention anyways.
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Shy, introverted, not very outgoing...
  22. How would you describe your life?: Boring.
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Computer geek with a big heart (that's about it)
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because GTA V.
  25. How would you describe spam?: Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's not. Depends on what kind of spam.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): It was pretty horrible. icon14.gif
WARNING: Cheesy mad libs ahead!

QUOTE (Bad Boys)
One day Miamivicecity, John Wayne and myself were all hanging out at the local Saloon which as you know is a very fine cone. Everything was going thick so we decided to order
a round of boats to go with our trains when suddenly it was broadcast over Fox News that the deviant fugitive, K^2 was being chased in a high speed sit by the
Timbucktu police cones for the heignous acts of adultery and speeding. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase umbrellas in Vice City, which were on sale at the time
and was now running at top speed down the rat.
We watched with baited pool as the Channel 9, shoulder in the sky showed him veer his bicycle off the road to take refuge in a Chief Wiggum. The police closed in and
announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your cops up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you wet dogs!" A special s.w.a.t. team
was called in and cats took their positions along the rooftops. After 69 minutes had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my clock up I'm coming out of the key, don't
swim !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a board! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and swam him away in a blazing hail of rodents!
I looked over at Miamivicecity and John Wayne and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-Clint Eastwood, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " OOF!"


I filled this out because bored.




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