| New Section Added: GTAF MADLIBS |
As this thread is simply a result of my sheer f*cking and unrelenting boredom I figured I'd throw something NEW in the mix and add a MADLIB template. For those of you unfamiliar a Madlib is a short paragrauph or story that has all it's main componant pulled out to be randomly replaced by you for what usually ends up being pretty humorous results. The crazier and more ridiculous your answers the more obtuse the finished product.
In case you've forgotten what adjectives, adverbs, nouns, and verbs are, here is a quick review:
An ADJECTIVE describes something or somebody. Lumpy, soft, ugly, messy, and short are adjectives.
An ADVERB tells how something is done. It modifies a verb and usually ends in "ly". Modestly, stupidly, greedily, and carefully are adverbs.
A NOUN is the name of a person, place or thing. Sidewalk, umbrella, bridle, bathtub, and nose are nouns.
A VERB is an action word. Run, pitch, jump, and swim are verbs.
When we ask for a GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION, we mean any sort of place: a country or a city (Spain, Cleveland) or a room (bathroom, kitchen).
An EXCLAMATION or SILLY WORD is any sort of funny sound, gasp, grunt, or outcry. Wow! Ouch! Whomp! Ick! Gadzooks! are exclamations and silly words.
When we ask for specific words like A NUMBER, A COLOR, AN ANIMAL, OR A PART OF THE BODY, we mean a word that is one of those things.
When a PLURAL is asked for, be sure to pluralize the word. For example, cat pluralized is cats.
Fill in the random words BEFORE you plug them in to the final paragrauph, otherwise your answers will seem, "calculated" and a bit less random and humorous. Try not to use the same words twice unless instructed to.Here's the template:
[*]GTAF MOD or ADMIN:
[*]FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL):
[*]VERB (action tense):
[*]LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL):
[*]LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL):
[*]VERB (ACTION TENSE):
[*]VERB (PAST TENSE):
[*]GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1):
[*]FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2):
Now simply plug these words into their corresponding numbers in the following paragraph:
|QUOTE (BAD BOYS)|
One day 1, 2 and myself were all hanging out at the locaL 3 which as you know is a very fine 4. Everything was going 5 so we decided to order a round of 6 to go with our 7 when suddenly it was broadcast over the 8 that the deviant fugitive, 9 was being chased in a high speed 10 by the 11 police 12 for the heignous acts of13 and 14. He was finally spotted while trying to purchase 15 at 16, which were on sale at the time and was now 17. at top speed down the 18.
We watched with baited 19 as the Channel 9, 20 in the sky showed him veer his 21 off the road to take refuge in a 22. The police closed in and announced, "we have you surrounded, come out with your 23 up!" To which he answered, "You'll never take me alive, you 24 25!" A special s.w.a.t. team was called in and 26 took their positions along the rooftops. After a 27 had passed, he shouted, "Ok,I give my 28 up I'm coming out of the 29, don't 30 !" He walked out slowly and then suddenly pulled out a 31! The s.w.a.t. team immediatly reacted and 32 him away in a blazing hail of 33!
I looked over at 34 and 35 and said,"Now that is one dumb mother-36, right there! " To which they enthusiastically replied, " 37 !"
I'm going to lunch I'll fill one of these out when I get back. Have Fun.