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Jay
  • Jay

    1984 - 2011

  • Leone Family Mafia
  • Joined: 20 Jan 2004

#61

Posted 22 February 2006 - 11:52 AM Edited by Jay, 29 November 2010 - 07:23 AM.

  1. Forum Name: Jay

  2. Real-life Name: Jordan

  3. Real-life Location: Adelaide, Australia

  4. Age in Years: 17

  5. Star Sign: Saggitarius

  6. Weak Point: Asshole by nature

  7. Favourite Colour: 3399cc (nice idea anuj wink.gif )

  8. Favourite Number: 18

  9. Most commonly used expletive: fackerydakeries

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Dont smoke, just drink

  11. Car or bus?: 91 Nissan Pintara Ti. Love my japbox 4 banger

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Mixed market economies, plzkthx

  13. All work and no play...: Makes me very tired

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Nothing yet

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nhey

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yes, got an expiation notice the other day
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Oh yes.
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No...
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: She is my bitch

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Scanner, Printer, iPod, camera, SUBWOOFA mayte, tower, yo

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: liek

  21. How would you describe your social position?: Everyone loves me and I love everyone.

  22. How would you describe your life?: I feel that I have a very good knack of being able to view my life in comparison to others. In light of that, I describe my life as being very fulfilled and with promise.

  23. How would you describe yourself?: tounge.gif

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: LFM. And the fact that I get a good feeling knowing that this sh*ts all over other forums, then I can go to those forums and tell them how GTAF sh*ts on them.

  25. How would you describe spam?: Tangents, senseless posting. Cran.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Time Waster.

sofa_king
  • sofa_king

    C20-H25-N3-O

  • The Connection
  • Joined: 08 Nov 2004

#62

Posted 22 February 2006 - 04:09 PM

  1. Forum Name:
    sofa_king
  2. Real-life Name:
    Troy, T-bone, T-dogg, T-roy any word as long as you say T 1st.
  3. Real-life Location:
    PEORIA IL.
  4. Age in Years:
    26
  5. Star Sign:
    Cancer
  6. Weak Point:
    I can not, can not! eat a brawt without getting ketchup all over my shirt.
  7. Favourite Colour:
    black or white or silver
  8. Favourite Number:
    0, I allways play 0 at the casino. dont know why.
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    sometimes
  11. Car or bus?:
    car, suv, boat, skateboard, and soon enough jet ski's!
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capatalist
  13. All work and no play...:
    makes sofa reavaluate his situation.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    around 6 months in all.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    absolutely not! user posted image
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? yea
    2. 2. overspeeded? lol
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yea
    4. 4. raped? no
    5. 5. murdered? nah
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: I once tried to bring down a company i worked for from the inside.


  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    none, I dont think ppl think before they act in those situations. Its like buying a pair of nike's, you just do it.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Im not sure, sometimes i swear at the internet when my PC is on the fritz and I have yet to appollogize, so Im going with abuser.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 31-ish

  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I say Thx instead of f*ck you.

  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    on bottom... I take full advantage of reverse cow girl.

  22. How would you describe your life?:
    pretty damn cool, I got everything I want, and lots of it.

  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Pretty damn irritating, but whos gonna do sh*t bout' that, ya know?

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    cause meta parks across my street and harrases my g/f when she goes to work if I don't. ):

  25. How would you describe spam?:
    tastes like chickin....sh*t.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    mensa has a lot of learning to do in the questionaire field.

sofa_king
  • sofa_king

    C20-H25-N3-O

  • The Connection
  • Joined: 08 Nov 2004

#63

Posted 22 February 2006 - 04:09 PM

  1. Forum Name:
    sofa_king
  2. Real-life Name:
    Troy, T-bone, T-dogg, T-roy any word as long as you say T 1st.
  3. Real-life Location:
    PEORIA IL.
  4. Age in Years:
    26
  5. Star Sign:
    Cancer
  6. Weak Point:
    I can not, can not! eat a brawt without getting ketchup all over my shirt.
  7. Favourite Colour:
    black or white or silver
  8. Favourite Number:
    0, I allways play 0 at the casino. dont know why.
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    sometimes
  11. Car or bus?:
    car, suv, boat, skateboard, and soon enough jet ski's!
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capatalist
  13. All work and no play...:
    makes sofa reavaluate his situation.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    around 6 months in all.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    absolutely not! user posted image
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? yea
    2. 2. overspeeded? lol
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yea
    4. 4. raped? no
    5. 5. murdered? nah
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: I once tried to bring down a company i worked for from the inside.


  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    none, I dont think ppl think before they act in those situations. Its like buying a pair of nike's, you just do it.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Im not sure, sometimes i swear at the internet when my PC is on the fritz and I have yet to appollogize, so Im going with abuser.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 31-ish

  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I say Thx instead of f*ck you.

  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    on bottom... I take full advantage of reverse cow girl.

  22. How would you describe your life?:
    pretty damn cool, I got everything I want, and lots of it.

  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Pretty damn irritating, but whos gonna do sh*t bout' that, ya know?

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    cause meta parks across my street and harrases my g/f when she goes to work if I don't. ):

  25. How would you describe spam?:
    tastes like chickin....sh*t.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    mensa has a lot of learning to do in the questionaire field.

Luke15
  • Luke15

    Espaņa - Gone?

  • Members
  • Joined: 29 Oct 2003

#64

Posted 22 February 2006 - 04:25 PM Edited by Luke15, 22 February 2006 - 04:28 PM.

  1. Forum Name:
    Luke15
  2. Real-life Name:
    Luke tounge.gif
  3. Real-life Location:
    Buckinghamshire, England.
  4. Age in Years:
    16, a couple of months away from 17.
  5. Star Sign:
    Dont believe in that sh*t.
  6. Weak Point:
    Unavailable at this time.
  7. Favourite Colour:
    Blue
  8. Favourite Number:
    9
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    sh*t
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Never done that sh*t.
  11. Car or bus?:
    Car.
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism, but nothing ever works.
  13. All work and no play...:
    A balance of both.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    0 years, 0 Months, 0 days.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    Nope.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No.
    2. 2. overspeeded? No.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Bot that i can remember.
    4. 4. raped? Nope, my wang isnt big enough for that.
    5. 5. murdered? No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: None at all.
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Overspeeding, i have alot of carchase day dreams.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Both tounge.gif
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    10 atm.
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    LOL
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Lone Ranger, but likes having company too.
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Mysterious.
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Nice young fellow.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Im addicted.
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Unwanted messages about penis enlargement.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Suprisingly effective.

meta187
  • meta187

    Challenge Convention, Question Authority.

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  • Joined: 01 Jul 2004
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    Best Member in a Group 2010

#65

Posted 22 February 2006 - 04:31 PM

QUOTE (sofa_king @ Feb 22 2006, 16:09)

  1. Real-life Name:
    Troy, T-bone, T-dogg, T-roy any word as long as you say T 1st.





user posted image

Come back for the Bonus round, "T-Party."


sofa_king
  • sofa_king

    C20-H25-N3-O

  • The Connection
  • Joined: 08 Nov 2004

#66

Posted 22 February 2006 - 04:35 PM

QUOTE (meta187 @ Feb 22 2006, 16:31)
QUOTE (sofa_king @ Feb 22 2006, 16:09)



  1. Real-life Name:
    Troy, T-bone, T-dogg, T-roy any word as long as you say T 1st.






user posted image

Come back for the Bonus round, "T-Party."


user posted image

Yea uhhuh. I went there.

meta187
  • meta187

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#67

Posted 22 February 2006 - 04:43 PM

Oh come on now that was TOO cheap you simply took something that was already lying around and you...hold on..



user posted image
"Yo-Yo-Reppin Fruit of the LooMz, boy!"

sofa_king
  • sofa_king

    C20-H25-N3-O

  • The Connection
  • Joined: 08 Nov 2004

#68

Posted 22 February 2006 - 05:17 PM Edited by sofa_king, 22 February 2006 - 05:20 PM.

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif
    sure I guess, I think the thought of us being alone in this huge place is a crude way of thinking.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
    Any chick one.

  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
    Often (same partner)
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
    I would start describing it nicely , scream LOOK! A Donkey!!!, then kick you in the nuts. Then as you lie on the ground crying Id look at you like an 80's action movie star and say "Now.... theres a jackass."
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
    I laugh because they diss me with long thought out sentences when all they have to do is say "LOL PWN!1"... stupid noobs.

k-highway
  • k-highway

    Also known as Vito Leone

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 26 Aug 2004

#69

Posted 22 February 2006 - 05:20 PM

  1. Forum Name: k-highway

  2. Real-life Name: Dominik

  3. Real-life Location: Hollywood Florida

  4. Age in Years: 16

  5. Star Sign: dunno

  6. Weak Point: dunno

  7. Favourite Colour: Wine

  8. Favourite Number: 3

  9. Most commonly used expletive: liek a mutha

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: cigarettes/cigarettes/cigarettes

  11. Car or bus?: Car. Nissan Maxima '87

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: really don't care

  13. All work and no play...: I like to work a lot by playing.

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I haven't

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I don't know, ask them.

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? twice
    2. 2. overspeeded? loads of times.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yes. Thanks to Rayo.
    4. 4. raped? No.
    5. 5. murdered? No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Maybe.

  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Yes. Only overspeed.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: I use internet a lot. I don't abuse of it though.

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 8.

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: liek

  21. How would you describe your social position?: I really don't know

  22. How would you describe your life?: relaxed, and tensioned.

  23. How would you describe yourself?: Very chilled out guy, very friendly and hopeful.

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: GTAF is like a get-away from all my problems. And I like it here.

  25. How would you describe spam?: spam is like drugs, everybody's doin it everyday and there's always someone wanting to end it.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): made me late for a meeting.

Xyzar
  • Xyzar

    Using up space and oxygen since 1986

  • Members
  • Joined: 10 Jun 2003

#70

Posted 22 February 2006 - 05:24 PM

<!-- meh, why not..
  1. Forum Name:
    Xyzar
  2. Real-life Name:
    Peter
  3. Real-life Location:
    The Netherlands
  4. Age in Years:
    19
  5. Star Sign:
    Leo
  6. Weak Point:
    lazy bum
  7. Favourite Colour:
    black
  8. Favourite Number:
    420
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    wtf i guess
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    pot. have, do, will
  11. Car or bus?:
    bus. untill i get a car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    communism
  13. All work and no play...:
    blegh no
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    none that i now off
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    nope
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      Sure
    2. 2. overspeeded?
      Nope
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      On a smale scale
    4. 4. raped?
      Nope
    5. 5. murdered?
      Nope
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    Who hasn't these days smile.gif
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    nope
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    user
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    4
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    teh
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    good?
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    dull
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Nice guy
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Boredom
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    crap
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    meh, it's allright

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif
    Aliens, yeah, most def.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
    since they are mostly 14yr old kids: none
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
    often
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
    crap! hah!
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
    they don't know. i'm not addicted. stop staring at me. AARGH
-->

vALKYR
  • vALKYR

    The Object of Affection.

  • Andolini Mafia Family
  • Joined: 01 Jun 2004

#71

Posted 22 February 2006 - 05:27 PM

# Do you believe in alien life or the super-natural? Yeah ... somehow.

# Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? What?

# Sexually Active? Everyonce in a while.

# How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
Your magazine is empty.

# GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life?
How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Or do you at all (That question is for Medallion Man he'd be mortified if any of his running buddies knew he was online talking to the intraweB-trollz)?

I sometimes mention it, GTAForums is a online way of entertainment. A good one.

k-highway
  • k-highway

    Also known as Vito Leone

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 26 Aug 2004

#72

Posted 22 February 2006 - 07:00 PM


Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif I believe in what facts we have today. If we haven't found any aliens yet, I don't believe in them.

  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? no admins. I don't need that.

  • Sexually Active? Often.

  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). I'd take my strap out and ask YOU to describe this questionaire.

  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Both. I like it here. I mean, I'm not addicted but it's cool to be here. I tell them I post in an internet forum and they don't even know what I'm talking about.

meta187
  • meta187

    Challenge Convention, Question Authority.

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#73

Posted 22 February 2006 - 08:26 PM

Thanks to everyone who participated in my abject boredom so far it's been kind of like a GTAF "who's-who" up in here.

Ok, I freshened up the intro and added some tableing, hope it's to everyone's likeing and if it isn't..well...you know. sly.gif

*I'll hyperlink the page numbers later.

Haifaiv
  • Haifaiv

    fuk u m8

  • The Precinct
  • Joined: 14 Nov 2004

#74

Posted 22 February 2006 - 08:29 PM

  1. Forum Name:
    Haifaiv
  2. Real-life Name:
    Lyle
  3. Real-life Location:
    Glasgow, Scotland
  4. Age in Years:
    17
  5. Star Sign:
    Aquarius/Pisces, depends which sh*tty newspaper you're reading.
  6. Weak Point:
    Right between the eyes.
  7. Favourite Colour:
    Scarlet, like the Pimpernel. Well, it would be green if he was the Green Pimpernel but whatever.
  8. Favourite Number:
    999, good to call if you feel like endangering some lives.
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    Quite a broad range but probably sh*te
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Just a little bit of scuzzy hash, hoping to get some decent sh*t.
  11. Car or bus?:
    Bus, good for meeting drunk and dangerous people.
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Both are sh*t.
  13. All work and no play...:
    Gives me the sh*ts.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    Ermm... about an hour. In a cupboard.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    Not that I know of, but I'm sure there are many agencies I don't know about.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      Nothing major
    2. 2. overspeeded?
      Can't drive so no
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      Not since I was about 10
    4. 4. raped?
      Only mentally
    5. 5. murdered?
      She was still breathing when I left.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:

    Yeah, tried to take down Parliament in 1605 but they caught me and burned me alive.
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Yeah, always thinking of stupid messages to spray up, and I'm very tempted when they display left foot only shoes that are on sale outside shops. It's worth losing a leg for.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Abuser.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    Three: my laptop, my phone and my digital camera.
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I never maek typos.
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Accepted but not quite welcomed. Look but don't touch.
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    "A rip-roaring rampage of revenge." Oh wait no, that's a sh*tty review for Kill Bill. I'd say harmless fun, something to do.
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Medium-Rare.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Oh f*ck you. What's your problem? I'll leave if it bothers you. Is that what you want? Is it?
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Delicious when deep-fried. Watch out for the ground-up testicles and eyeballs. They're the good parts.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
An epic rollercoaster of emotions and self discovery... bored.gif

Blaster
  • Blaster

    Machine

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Nov 2004

#75

Posted 22 February 2006 - 09:31 PM

  1. Forum Name:
    Blaster
  2. Real-life Name:
    Matt
  3. Real-life Location:
    The Great North
  4. Age in Years:
    19
  5. Star Sign:
    Cancer
  6. Weak Point:
    Bad Temper and Inpatience
  7. Favourite Colour:
    Black and gold
  8. Favourite Number:
    I don't know, uh...5.
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    f*ck!
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Random weed smoking.
  11. Car or bus?:
    Car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    I don't know...Capitalism.
  13. All work and no play...:
    Makes heads explode
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    One night
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    I dont think so
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      When I was younger
    2. 2. overspeeded?
      Yep
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      Positive
    4. 4. raped?
      No!
    5. 5. murdered?
      Nope
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    In really small perspective
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Murder and vandalism often cross my mind.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    3
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    Bropably instead of Probably
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    I have friends if that's what you are asking.
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Somewhat routinized, sadly.
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Cynical, but generally nice guy.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    I have no idea.
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Useless
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    A Time Waster

Kutthroat
  • Kutthroat

    Abgoosht For Life

  • The Precinct
  • Joined: 17 Apr 2002

#76

Posted 22 February 2006 - 09:32 PM

  1. Forum Name: Is that really necessary?
  2. Real-life Name: Shane
  3. Real-life Location: Anchorage, Alaska
  4. Age in Years: 18
  5. Star Sign: Capricorn
  6. Weak Point: Uh, my laryngeal prominence?
  7. Favourite Colour: This wonderful faint yellow
  8. Favourite Number: 14
  9. Most commonly used expletive phrase: "I refuse"
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Various pills
  11. Car or bus?: Bicycle
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: F*ck that noise
  13. All work and no play...: Do a barrel roll?
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I spent a short period of time in the back of a police car once
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I won't know until they catch me
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?: Narr
    2. 2. sped?: Narr
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?: Yarr
    4. 4. raped?: Narr
    5. 5. murdered?: Narr
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Semi-yarr?
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not quite
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: I'd say a far amount of both
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Million-billions
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: *insert purposely mispelt words here* Harr
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Under the radar
  22. How would you describe your life?: Not going anywhere
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Grov
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: *It's a mystery image here*
  25. How would you describe spam?: Tons of fun
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Quazly

Andyzoot
  • Andyzoot

    Player Hater

  • Hustle Bones
  • Joined: 19 Feb 2005
  • None

#77

Posted 22 February 2006 - 09:35 PM Edited by Pandazoot, 23 January 2012 - 12:55 PM.

NOW UPDATED 6 YEARS LATER!!!! The first answer is the original answer, the second answer is the updated answer. I could have changed the text colour of the second answer to white just to differentiate between the two but I couldn't be arsed.

  1. Forum Name:
    Pandazoot

    Yep, still Pandazoot
  2. Real-life Name:
    Andy

    Yep, still Andy
  3. Real-life Location:
    Gloucester, England

    Currently residing in Worcester, England
  4. Age in Years:
    17

    Well I've aged by 6 years obviously. So I'm 23 now.
  5. Star Sign:
    Capricorn

    There was a fuss a few months back about the star signs changing for people...but f*ck that. I'm Capricorn 4 lyfe, yo!
  6. Weak Point:
    I can't use a phone without making a tit of myself

    Yeah, still can't use a phone without acting like a wanker.
  7. Favourite Colour:
    Red-Colour of my beloved Arsenal

    Yeah sure, why not? It's still Red
  8. Favourite Number:
    12

    I would say 12 is still my favourite number.
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    Bollocks

    No, I think sh*t has overtaken bollocks now.
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    None but I do seem to feel like I'm on drugs

    Presently a little bit.
  11. Car or bus?:
    Bus, but I'm getting driving lessons in a Peugeot 206(Watch out lads!)

    Err yeah, that worked out. Got my driver's license but can't afford to drive at the moment.
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism

    Capitalism...but I am more left wing these days.
  13. All work and no play...:
    gives me a sh*t day

    x2
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    I don't even know what incarcerated means but if it's remotely like wanking then 62 Minutes is my record at one time

    What?! I didn't know what incarcerated meant? What a dumbass. No I have never been incarcerated.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    No, I'm good at hiding bodies.

    ...and the bodies remain there to this day!
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      Yes- A Yo Yo

      Yes- A yo-yo and a Boyz N Da Hood DVD sleeve (it was SO shiny!)
    2. 2. sped?
      I farthest I've gone is 10MPH over the speed limit

      Yeah, still 10 I think.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      Not that I can remember

      Nope. I'm good.
    4. 4. raped?
      I've spawn raped

      Just the spawn raping still.
    5. 5. murdered?
      Like I said, I'm good at hiding bodies.

      x2
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
      No

      No
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Shoplifting. I want to rob my local Alldays!

    ...one of these days.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User

    User
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    7 plus a fish tank filter

    Fishes are dead so...4 (PC monitor, PC Speakers, Laptop and a phone)
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I MAKE NO MISTAKES!

    STILL DON'T MAKE MISTAKES!
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Always the butt of jokes.....until someone loses their eye!

    The cool one. No rly.
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Acceptable

    Getting there...
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    A guy who laughs too damn much

    Awesome. No rly.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    I think The Phantom Menace is sexy......

    The Phantom Menace? Haven't seen him on the forums in a long time so I only log on because JayC is sexy.....
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Baptiste's speciality

    Slamman's speciality
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Someone looking for Karma.....

    A failed attempt at getting karma (<3 meta)
Pic Link: Pic from last May

Can't be arsed to dig up a picture.
B]Bonus Questions:[/B]
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif
    Not aliens, possibly ghosts.

    Neither of them. I thought I saw a ghost once but it was just slamman
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
    If it has a pussy.....

    ...or an asshole.
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
    Would sexually active count with my hand?

    Would sexually active count with a pocket pussy?
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
    It's Bear-tastic

    No idea why I said bear-tastic. Now I would just call it a time waster that I came back to 6 years later.
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
    "It's not just about Grand Theft Auto..."

    "It's also about wanking habits..."

Angel_Gabriel
  • Angel_Gabriel

    The Fallen

  • Members
  • Joined: 21 Nov 2005

#78

Posted 22 February 2006 - 10:47 PM

  1. Forum Name:
    Angel_Gabriel
  2. Real-life Name:
    Kaden
  3. Real-life Location:
    England
  4. Age in Years:
    16
  5. Star Sign:
    Aquarius
  6. Weak Point:
    Crotch
  7. Favourite Colour:
    Black and blue
  8. Favourite Number:
    26
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    "c*nt" or "Dick"
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Never
  11. Car or bus?:
    Bus (not old enough to drive)
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Communism
  13. All work and no play...:
    Makes me want to kill
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    None
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    I hope not!
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      No
    2. 2. sped?
      No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      Yes
    4. 4. raped?
      No
    5. 5. murdered?
      No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
      No

  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Murdering
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    Four (Computer, PSP, Phone, Calculator)
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    "fro" instead of "for"
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Unpopular Goth
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Going somewhere
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Different
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Because I like GTA
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Tasty?
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Intresting...

666_Genocide_666
  • 666_Genocide_666

    Snitch

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Feb 2006

#79

Posted 23 February 2006 - 12:18 AM

Forum Name:
666_Genocide_666

Real-life Name:
Tyler


Real-life Location:
Germany


Age in Years:
17


Star Sign:
Leo


Weak Point:
Balls (duh)


Favourite Colour:
Blue

Favourite Number:
5

Most commonly used expletive:
f*ck

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
Vodka

Car or bus?:
car

Capitalism or Communism?:
Communism

All work and no play...:
no

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
heh?

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
No

Have you ever:


•1. shoplifted?
yes
•2. sped?
yes
•3. committed acts of vandalism?
yes
•4. raped?
Maybe ph34r.gif
5. murdered?
yes

6. committed acts of terrorism?:
no

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
Murdering

Are you an internet user or abuser?
yeh

•[b]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
6

What is your most frequent typo?:


How would you describe your social position?:


How would you describe your life?:
Terrible

How would you describe yourself?:
I can't

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
Because i want to

How would you describe spam?:
Food

How would you describe this questionaire?
Informative

MetalGrand
  • MetalGrand

    Hail To The King

  • Members
  • Joined: 29 Oct 2004

#80

Posted 23 February 2006 - 12:34 AM

  1. Forum Name: MetalGrand

  2. Real-life Name: Curtis or Curt

  3. Real-life Location: Phoenix, AZ

  4. Age in Years: Hell... i'm 13.

  5. Star Sign: Sagittarius

  6. Weak Point: Lazy-ass

  7. Favourite Colour: Dark to Light Red

  8. Favourite Number: 8

  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*cka

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: nah/nah/nah

  11. Car or bus?: Bike bitches! sad.gif

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism

  13. All work and no play...: sh*t

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: uhh...

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: In most states.

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Who hasn't?
    2. 2. sped? On my bike...
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Whats done here stay's here.
    4. 4. raped? *Cough*
    5. 5. murdered? Sounds fun
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: I'll make a list later...


  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: You found out.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: You assholes should know. sly.gif

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 18

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: shti

  21. How would you describe your social position?: The cool ass that everyone wants to meet. dozingoff.gif

  22. How would you describe your life?: Unpredictable

  23. How would you describe yourself?: Unpredictable

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because my life sucks...

  25. How would you describe spam?: This post

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): icon14.gif

-shaDow
  • -shaDow

    half man, half amazing

  • The Precinct
  • Joined: 09 Aug 2004
  • None

#81

Posted 23 February 2006 - 01:43 AM

  1. Forum Name: Kutthroat
  2. Real-life Name: John
  3. Real-life Location: Austin, Texas
  4. Age in Years: 16
  5. Star Sign: Taurus
  6. Weak Point: Some days I'm not as rad as I usually am, and it's pretty depressing for everyone.
  7. Favourite Colour: White
  8. Favourite Number: 3
  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Not attempted. Not applicable. Whatever the f*ck N/A means.
  11. Car or bus?: Jetpack
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
  13. All work and no play...: Makes you a Communist
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Back of a deputy's car for like 10 minutes
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Probably not
  16. Have you ever:
    1. shoplifted?: 5 cent piece of Bazooka Joe gum. I still wake up in cold sweats.
    2. sped?: No
    3. committed acts of vandalism?: Of course
    4. raped?: No
    5. murdered?: No
    6. committed acts of terrorism?: Loitering?
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not rly
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: several hundred
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: people, I always spell it poepel. One time I tried to spell poepel and I typo'd it into people.
  21. How would you describe your social position?: I have friends
  22. How would you describe your life?: Decent, fine, cool
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Needs to get laid
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: The friends I mentioned earlier actually only exist here
  25. How would you describe spam?: Makes the internet go 'round
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Beastly

Mar
  • Mar

    Pino no Usagi

  • The Connection
  • Joined: 03 Jul 2005

#82

Posted 23 February 2006 - 02:31 AM

  1. Forum Name: Mar

  2. Real-life Name:Katherine

  3. Real-life Location:Springfield, Missouri.

  4. Age in Years:17

  5. Star Sign:Cancer

  6. Weak Point:Fire...ewww. Worms too!

  7. Favourite Colour: Obviously purple.

  8. Favourite Number: 4 and 13.

  9. Most commonly used expletive: wow.gif ! Or Sheesh.

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Nothing worth mentioning. I'm a goodie girl.

  11. Car or bus?:Bus!

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Meh, I prefer parts of Communism and Capitalism. Don't really care.

  13. All work and no play...:Play Play Play!

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:I don't think so.

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:You kidding? Everyone wants me. cool.gif

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Nope
    2. 2. sped? Who hasn't?
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Of course! Go see my beautiful name on Chesterfield Bld.
    4. 4. raped? I rape everyone. wink.gif
    5. 5. murdered? sly.gif Maybe.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: barf8bd.gif

  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Why? I mean, they're not great things, but everyone has at least done one.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: ABUSER YO!

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: ...Meta, you can go shove it up your ass. mad.gif Make me look like a nerd, can't believe you.

  20. What is your most frequent typo?:Umm, normally when trying to write it I say tit.

  21. How would you describe your social position?:On GTAF? Sucky.

    In life? Nice for me at least.

  22. How would you describe your life?: Life. tounge.gif It has it's ups and downs, but it's life.

  23. How would you describe yourself?:[/b AHHCHOO!

  24. [b]Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Cause I have no life, k? thx.

  25. How would you describe spam?: One Word. Mar.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Metafied.

YanUK
  • YanUK

    Retired VC Contest Leader

  • Members
  • Joined: 05 Oct 2003

#83

Posted 23 February 2006 - 02:48 AM

Forum Name: YanUK


Real-life Name: Yan


Real-life Location: Cheltenham, England


Age in Years: 33


Star Sign: Virgo


Weak Point: Washing Up


Favourite Colour: Red, White


Favourite Number: 32D


Most commonly used expletive: Shi*


Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes,No,Not unless want a divorce


Car or bus?: Car


Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism


All work and no play...: Work Hard Play Hard


How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 10minutes locked in a room by my brother when I was 12


Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Yes they want me but they don't pay enough, I'll stick to my current job.


Have you ever:
1. shoplifted? Yes - toy soldier when 10 years old
2. sped? Yes, had 6 points once but clean off my licensce now
3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes, but it belonged to me.
4. raped? - Stupid ass question
5. murdered? ditto
6. committed acts of terrorism?: ditto


Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No


Are you an internet user or abuser?: User


How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 5


What is your most frequent typo?: teh


How would you describe your social position?: Rich life, not money but experience (well I got a little bit of money tucked away)


How would you describe your life?: Seen it, doing the rest tomorrow.


How would you describe yourself?: In control


Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: To see what I can see


How would you describe spam?: A horrible tinned meat - a poor man's ham.


How would you describe this questionaire? . Shocking/

NAME CHANGE LOL
  • NAME CHANGE LOL

    Say pal, you don't look so good.

  • The Precinct
  • Joined: 13 Jul 2004
  • None

#84

Posted 23 February 2006 - 05:33 AM Edited by TEoS, 20 March 2014 - 03:22 PM.

TOO MANY ENEMIES, INFORMATION REDACTED


DaRotor
  • DaRotor

    Rubber

  • Members
  • Joined: 06 Dec 2003

#85

Posted 23 February 2006 - 06:23 AM

  1. Forum Name: DaRotor

  2. Real-life Name:Rory

  3. Real-life Location:Brisbane, Australia

  4. Age in Years:18.62

  5. Star Sign:Cancer

  6. Weak Point:Sustinance

  7. Favourite Colour:Im colour blind, f*ck you. Inconsiderate f*ck.

  8. Favourite Number:7

  9. Most commonly used expletive:Currently, "ya jerk"

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Ethanol

  11. Car or bus?:While I try to use a lot of public transport, car. Specifically, 1989 BMW 318i

  12. Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism

  13. All work and no play...:Was an album released by Christian Rock group, Relient K.

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:I've been exaperated, incommunicated and untolerated, but never incarcerated.

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Yes. But only by sexy ones.

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Nah. Shops are too heavy.
    2. 2. sped? Yes, every single time I go down my street.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes. I is quite viewable by anyone travelling on the Ferny Grove line in Brisbane.
    4. 4. raped? Nah, I don't like rap.
    5. 5. murdered?Yeah, because if I had, I'd answer that.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:I once climbed the Empire State Building, after escaping from a show that exploited me. I grabbed up my girl, and was eventually shot down and killed by biplanes. And Peter Jackson's version had some really awesome bug things.

  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:I know I shouldn't speed.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:User

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:Fair few, cbf counting

  20. What is your most frequent typo?:A lot of things. I'm sh*t at typing.

  21. How would you describe your social position?:Upright, usually on two feet, knees locked, with eyes tilted slightly down from hroizontal

  22. How would you describe your life?:Pretty good. I like uni, except for it taking too much time. I love my girl, and have good (non binary) friends.

  23. How would you describe yourself?:Bit smart, try to make everyone happy, a bit straightfoward.

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: -GTAF- at the moment, but basically because I am the worlds greatest procatinator.

  25. How would you describe spam?:A lot like log from "The Ren & Stimpy Show"

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Bit sh*t, needs more questions.

meta187
  • meta187

    Challenge Convention, Question Authority.

  • The Connection
  • Joined: 01 Jul 2004
  • None
  • Most Knowledgeable [Gaming] 2013
    Best Member in a Group 2010

#86

Posted 23 February 2006 - 06:49 AM Edited by meta187, 23 February 2006 - 06:53 AM.

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif

    I'm a fairly spiritual dude who's seen some sh!t most people wouldn't believe or just as well force themselves to forget. I don't think the supernatural and the extra-terrestrial are two mutually exclusive ideals. It's all connected, m'man.

  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)

    Did I actually ask this question? urm...Liam looks like he'd be gentle with me, Dem would probably expect dinner and a movie first, so nahhhh.

  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
    Cliffnotes:
    Virgin till I was 18, had the oppurtunity on numerous occasions (dry humped like a mofo and learned to use my fingers WELL) held out for reasons that seem ridiculous to me now. Got with this rich girl who was probably a little too classy for me the summer before my senior year, broke up at the end of the summer. Dated like crazy that year started regularly screwing my steady g/f later that year. That boosted my confidance so I went into Doggy-Dog mode after graduation and started going to the clubs hitting anything that came my way. Broke it off with the steady g/f for some chick I met years ago on a Greyhound trip back to Houston. She flew out from Sacremento to see me...we hooked up..wasn't feeling it. Missed the old g/f, called her, she had started screwing this other guy, I was devasted (even if I deserved it). She came to visit me, we had break up sex. She went back to Florida. My best female friend flew out to visit me that chrismas, we hit it, that f*cked up the friendship, then my old g/f calls me and is mad that I'm having sex with her because she was always jealous of our friendship. She flies out but before that happens I meet my wife, we get together but I explain I gotta resolve this ish with the ex. Resolving equates to 3 steady weeks of break up sex, she goes back to Florida (again). Me and my wife start dating and the LAST thing in the world I want is a commitment. 7 years later I can only verify we've had sex at least once because we have a 2 year old boy together.

    Yea that was the short version, I'm a big slut.

  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
    I'd question why I was holding a gun to my own head (yet again).

  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?

    I get a lot of derisive smirks from my old club hoppin'/drug poopin'- roomies when I try to even half-way explain this place so I've stopped trying. Honestly, it's been a tough time these last few years with a lot of moving around and simply trying to find my niche in life (which is sad at my age) so this had been the most consistant thing in my life friendship-wise to be honest. I refer to the whole thing as having "portable friendships" which is about the best I could hope for under the circumstances.

  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?"The brighter the positive the darker the negative." [/ominous]

*I'm going to be adding a special Gang Survey section to this in the next day or two so watch for that. There will be some pretty heavy questions in it.

Tetsuo2501
  • Tetsuo2501

    TV Casualty

  • The Connection
  • Joined: 23 Sep 2002
  • Unknown

#87

Posted 23 February 2006 - 08:02 AM

  1. Forum Name: Tetsuo2501, Tet, Tetty, Tit

  2. Real-life Name:Andrew

  3. Real-life Location:Dallas, Tx

  4. Age in Years:20

  5. Star Sign:Scorpio

  6. Weak Point:my balls

  7. Favourite Colour:green

  8. Favourite Number:2501

  9. Most commonly used expletive:f*ck, and or sh*t

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:been in NA for Amphetamines, and Heroin abuse.

  11. Car or bus?:car

  12. Capitalism or Communism?:cap

  13. All work and no play...:makes me jerk-off alot

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:2 1/2 days

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:yes

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? yes
    2. 2. sped? yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? yes
    4. 4. raped? no
    5. 5. murdered? no
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:no


  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: yes, no comment

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: user

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: acouple

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: varies

  21. How would you describe your social position?:sh*tty

  22. How would you describe your life?:f*cked

  23. How would you describe yourself?:vicious

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: good question

  25. How would you describe spam?:canned meat

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):retarded

illspirit
  • illspirit

    lycanthroplasty

  • Moderator
  • Joined: 01 May 1976
  • None

#88

Posted 23 February 2006 - 01:12 PM

  1. Forum Name: illspirit

  2. Real-life Name: Legion Espylacopa

  3. Real-life Location: classified

  4. Age in Years: older than the Sun, Moon, and Stars

  5. Star Sign: Taurus?

  6. Weak Point: sensitivity to light

  7. Favourite Colour: Krylon #1816 or Rusto AA #7934

  8. Favourite Number: 2

  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Past? Yes. Present? Only alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine. And there is no future.

  11. Car or bus?: I hate busses.

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Both!

  13. All work and no play...: saves a stitch in the bush worth the chicken you can lead to water but can't put back together again.

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 2 days.

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No. Statue of limitations ran out. tounge.gif

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Sure.
    2. 2. sped? When haven't I?
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? See questions G and O...
    4. 4. raped? Nope.
    5. 5. murdered? Not that I know of...
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Define terrorism. rolleyes.gif
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I think about murder all the time.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: tf does that mean?

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: At least a dozen.

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Capitlizing the letter A when it's the second letter in a word starting with a character on the right side of the keyboard.

  21. How would you describe your social position?: Hidden.

  22. How would you describe your life?: In the past tense.

  23. How would you describe yourself?: Cynical.

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because Tank has me chained to the server. Send help? tounge.gif

  25. How would you describe spam?: JAck Thompson.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Invasive?

Luke15
  • Luke15

    Espaņa - Gone?

  • Members
  • Joined: 29 Oct 2003

#89

Posted 23 February 2006 - 01:47 PM

QUOTE (illspirit @ Feb 23 2006, 13:12)
Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because Tank has me chained to the server. Send help? tounge.gif




Dials 999...

Thats my favoourite part. tounge.gif

Crokey
  • Crokey

    Builders Like Erections

  • Zaibatsu
  • Joined: 05 Aug 2003
  • Belize

#90

Posted 23 February 2006 - 02:13 PM

  1. Forum Name: <- over there
  2. Real-life Name: <- over there
  3. Real-life Location: Fife, Scotland
  4. Age in Years: 25
  5. Star Sign: Libra
  6. Weak Point: My Teeth
  7. Favourite Colour: Clear
  8. Favourite Number: 68 (That way your due her one)
  9. Most commonly used expletive: Sh*tting Ada, Crapucino
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Odd silly cigarette when I was a kid, now nicotine and caffiene (and plenty of the latter)
  11. Car or bus?: Bus (can't drive)
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Freedom
  13. All work and no play...: makes you a suicidal depressive maniac who relives the tension by answering forum questionaries
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0 days
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No
    2. 2. sped? No (Can't drive)
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? minor school table stuff
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No

  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: both
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your Current position?: Computer, Mobile, Phone, Speakers, Watch, Printer, Cuddly Toy (It's like the Generation Game this, but without Bruce Forsyth)
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Because / Becuase * (*delete as appropiate)
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Solo
  22. How would you describe your life?: Wanting
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Easy going and not suffering fools gladly
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't know
  25. How would you describe spam?: A delicious concoction of Spicies and Ham
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    It's a list of questions that the creator of which would like the general populace and frequentors of this particular forum to answer for what ever reasons only he can fathom, or for the voyeristic tendancies of the said populace to enjoy and therefore use as blackmail material against them in the coming months and years

B]Bonus Questions:[/B]
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif
    Aliens yes it's kinda obvious they exist. The Supernatural yes although I don't believe in a god therefore an afterlife, but I do believe in some sort of collective conciousness
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
    You mean swing the other way for... no thanks.
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
    Ask the Kleenex
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
    see above for the logical answer
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
    It's just something there to do on your lunchbreak, and those I know in the real-world (whatever that is) do the same on other forums anyway
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?
    That I was the second man behind the Grassy Knoll

GC




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