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geobst
  • geobst

    Midnight Toker

  • Andolini Mafia Family
  • Joined: 25 Oct 2011
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#841

Posted 22 November 2011 - 04:53 AM Edited by Prominent Fate, 15 March 2013 - 12:20 PM.

Made a new one.

iGrandTheftAuto
  • iGrandTheftAuto

    Mack Pimp

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#842

Posted 22 November 2011 - 11:45 PM

  1. Forum Name: iGrandTheftAuto
  2. Real-life Name: What do you want it to be?
  3. Real-life Location: In a house
  4. Age in Years: 21
  5. Star Sign: What?
  6. Weak Point: Spending my dough
  7. Favourite Colour: Hey Look! It's Mr. Rainbow man!
  8. Favourite Number: 12
  9. Most commonly used expletive: sh*t
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Nope/Negative/Nada
  11. Car or bus?: Both
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: None
  13. All work and no play...: Good description of me
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Me? Never!
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Pure innocence right here
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Many times
    2. 2. sped? No way
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?Nope
    4. 4. murdered? Of course!
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: No
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? No Which ones?: None
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Three
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Me? Make typos? NEVER!
  21. How would you describe your social position?: I talk to people and well known
  22. How would you describe your life?: My life is wonderful!
  23. How would you describe yourself?: I'm so inlove when I look in the mirror!
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Wishing for a trailer on GTA V
  25. How would you describe spam?: GTAForums has a lot of it
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? That's what this was called!! Okay

GreatGig
  • GreatGig

    Ron Swanson, A Swan Song.

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  • Joined: 26 Oct 2011
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#843

Posted 25 November 2011 - 07:23 PM Edited by TheGreatGig23, 25 November 2011 - 07:37 PM.

  1. Forum Name:
    TheGreatGig23.
  2. Real-life Name:
    Ren.
  3. Real-life Location:
    North Wales.
  4. Age in Years:
    23.
  5. Star Sign:
    Erm...
  6. Weak Point:
    Being 83% deaf.
  7. Favourite Colour:
    Deep purple.
  8. Favourite Number:
    23.
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    f*ck.
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Only weed.
  11. Car or bus?:
    Bus.
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    No interest.
  13. All work and no play...:
    A fair balance between each.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    A few days.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    No.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      Yes.
    2. 2. sped?
      No.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      Yes.
    4. 4. murdered?
      No.
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
      No.
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Not really.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    A bit of both.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    Four.
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I have no idea.
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Loner was the first thing that came to mind. I like it though.
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Alright. Could be better, could be worse.
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    A good bloke with a strange sense of humour.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    Mainly for GTA related stuff but now I've discovered this part of the forum I'll be checking it out a lot more.
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Annoying bollocks.
  26. How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target):
    Good. Some odd questions but it's a time passer.


Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif
    Not sure. I think there maybe life on another planet, just not intelligent life.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
    Honestly, I have no idea what any of them are like. I've only heard about Ryan but he seems like a good bloke. Ok, in that case, I'll say Ryan.
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
    Dry spell. I can't be bothered with women at the moment.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
    Well "questionaire" has been spelt wrong twice now. I've corrected the first one but I'm leaving this one. Let that be a lesson to you! Other than that, as I said before, it's a time passer.
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
    I usually describe it as a good place to just hang around. Sometimes there are some good conversations going on, other times, not so much.
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?
    That my deafness has no impact on my enjoyment of music. Most people assume this, which is fair enough, but my deafness is actually my brain not understanding speech so I have to lip read or sign. Music is by far the most important thing in my life and I can't imagine my life without it. The day my hearing completely goes will be the beginning of a hellish existence.

Zip87
  • Zip87

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#844

Posted 27 November 2011 - 09:15 PM

Hi, I'm Zip and clean for 2 years.

Jeeebuuus
  • Jeeebuuus

    AKA So-crates

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#845

Posted 16 December 2011 - 07:28 AM

Have you ever commited acts of terrorism? What. The. f*ck. What the hell kind of questions are these? Is this a silly joke? It has to be.

Slamman
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    Smote

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#846

Posted 27 December 2011 - 03:24 PM

Yes, safe to say it's meant in humor, it's Meta as OP. But I did shoplift as a kid, and I did wind up in jail for a few hours, I'm a bad man!!

Mati
  • Mati

    f*ck the planet till it spins on a broken axis

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#847

Posted 30 December 2011 - 01:01 AM

Bored, I'll fil it in again.
  1. Forum Name: Mati
  2. Real-life Name: Mateusz
  3. Real-life Location: Currently living in The Netherlands.
  4. Age in Years: lolno
  5. Star Sign: Capricorn
  6. Weak Point: Cookies. I'm serious here, some people in real-life already call me Cookie Monster. No sh*t.
  7. Favourite Colour: Blue.
  8. Favourite Number: 0
  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Nothing wrong with some weed here and then.
  11. Car or bus?: Both, usually bus though.
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Dunno, capitalism I guess.
  13. All work and no play...: Quit work.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None, I guess.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Once I was a kid I tried ''stealing'' some candy, if you consider this as a crime.
    2. 2. sped? Maybe, I was never caught.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Not that much.
    4. 4. murdered? Nope.
    5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: f*ck no.
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Of course I've thought about these. I'm not a psycho or anything but these are subjects that sometimes randomly pop up in your mind.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Little bit of this, little bit of that..
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 7
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Though/trough.
  21. How would you describe your social position?: Quite decent.
  22. How would you describe your life?: What can I say? I live, follow my goals, have ups and downs. I do my sh*t like every other person does. I'm not some kind of supernatural hero or a genius. I can live with what I have.
  23. How would you describe yourself?: I suck at these questions. Make your own image of me.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: At first, I never thought I'd get stuck to that place. I joined here, trolled around a bit and didn't care about my posts. I started liking it here.
  25. How would you describe spam?: Slamman. Nuff said.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): It's nice if you're in your bed at 1:30 AM and can't fall asleep while listening to some music.

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif Yeah. Some things on this forum are already considered as supernatural, wouldn't be surprised about what's really happening up there.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) The Lolwut Pear
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Quite often for my age.
  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). I'd grab your wrist, pull myself up, punch you in the face, kick you in the dick, grab the gun then ask you if you like it up in the ass.
  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Addiction.
      Gang Survey
    1. Have you ever at any point been involved in a GTAF gang unofficial or official?
      (If Not whytf are you answering this?):
      Yup, both official and unofficial.
    2. Around when did you first join your first gang, did you post around first or immediatly post a Free Agent Topic? I don't remember when but I was the Co-Leader of the Dominican Mob.
    3. How many gangs have you been in, which ones?: The Dominican Mob, Zaibatsu, Bianco Crime Famiglia, The Firm.
    4. Have you ever started or lead a gang at any point?: I was the Leader of the DM but gave my leadership away and the gang went to sh*t. Not too long ago, I started The Firm.
    5. Around what era and time would you say the gang scene was the most fun or involved for you? So far? The time I've been in the BCF. Kinda stupid of me that I left them. Then, my time in the Z is great.
    6. In the time you were involved did you ever find yourself in any kind of gang rivalries or "wars"? Haha yeah, while I was in the BCF.
    7. Which rival gang member (if any) was your greatest challenge or annoyance?: Ugh. Right now, there are some guys in the Connection that annoy the sh*t out of me. Then there used to be the Ivanovs, they're less annoying now though.
    8. Being perfectly honest did you ever find yourself at the losing end of a argument involving a gang dispute? Of course. Everyone wants to be a smartass here and then but in the end, he is nothing but an idiot.
    9. Being reasonably non-biased, did you ever feel like you "pwned" someone in a dispute? (feel free to pull quotes if you have them on hand) I'm not into the mood of searching right now, but yeah, I kinda did a few times.
    10. Which Gang-member past or present do you feel is/was..
      *multiple answers are fine.
      1. The best natural leader: Don Bianco
      2. The best 2nd in command: Tommy.
      3. The best soldier: Too many to list.
      4. The most charismatic:I'm tired, I'll edit this post tomorrow.
      5. The most humorous:
      6. The most well spoken:
      7. The most arrogant:
      8. The most irratating:
      9. The most aggresive:
      10. The most In-the-know:
      11. The wierdest/original:
      12. The most generic:
      13. The most controversial:
      14. Biggest Drama Queen:
      15. Most Helpful inside the PGC:
      16. Most Helpful outside the PGC:
      17. Biggest Spammer:
      18. Most Respected Veteran:
      19. Most Respected Newcomer:
      20. Best Survivor:
      21. Most Improved:
      22. Most fallen-from-grace:
      23. Best Kept Secret:
      24. Most trustworthy:
      25. Most Untrustworthy:
      26. Most Ambitious:
  • Which gang past/present, official or unofficial:
    1. Was your favorite: Bianco Crime Famiglia
    2. Is your favorite: The Firm
    3. Was your least favorite: Damned MC
    4. Is your least favorite: Damned MC
    5. Was/is the most influencial: Zaibatsu
    6. Was/is the most innovative: Salmon
    7. Was/is the most controversial: Dunno.
    8. Was/is the most fun: Precinct
    9. Was/is the most active: AoD
    10. Had/has the best front page: AoD
    11. Had/has the best sigs & support tags: The Firm tounge.gif
    12. Had/has the most original theme: No idea. Zaibatsu, I guess.
    13. Had/has the most poorly concieved theme: No idea.
    14. Had/has the best members: Zaibatsu, The Firm, Bianco Crime Famiglia
    15. Had/has the poorest members: Ivanovs
  • What rule being currently enforced would you like to see removed or downgraded on severity of penalty for violation?: Make every gang post whatever the f*ck they want.
  • What rule being currently enforced would you like to see become stricter?: Ban more idiots.
  • When the PGC originally formed it was based on the premise that eventually
    online clans based on a GTA online came that would supposedly come out some time
    in the near futute. A few years after the fact with no commercially endorsed online
    MMORPG in sight have PGC "gangs" lost their over-all relevance to gtaforums.com? No, I guess.
  • If the day should arrive soon that we do in fact get a Rockstar endorsed
    online GTA game do you think that would effect the PGC in a positive or negative fashion?: Of course it'd be positive. Not only to the PGC, but for the whole community.
  • The original tone of the PGC was very agressive and mired in subterfuge,
    a general attitude of questioning authority and being competive and suspicious
    of outsiders. Presently, it is a decidedly "safer" place with most gangs
    getting along and most factions "behaving" under an increased admin presence.
    Which do you prefer and for what reasons. Honestly, I don't give a sh*t.
  • Who would you like to see go official in the next gang race? Who would you like to see ousted? It's prefect as it is now.
  • What if any new developments or ideals implemented would you like to see in the PGC's future. -
  • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I've been trough more sh*t than some people may think.

    Los Santos Pedestrian
    • Los Santos Pedestrian

      Then as it was, but again it will be

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    #848

    Posted 30 December 2011 - 02:44 AM

    1. Forum Name: Los Santos Pedestrian
    2. Real-life Name: Shane
    3. Real-life Location: Vermont
    4. Age in Years: 12 (I know, I'm a minor. Sue me)
    5. Star Sign: uhh, gotta find that out
    6. Weak Point: Cinnamon-covered food
    7. Favourite Colour: Blue
    8. Favourite Number: 9
    9. Most commonly used expletive: Probably f*ck
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Not yet, but probably some weed in the future
    11. Car or bus?: There's no buses in my town, so cars.
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism, because 'dem damn commies dun make missiles in m'backyard, ya hear?
    13. All work and no play...: Too young to work
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None, yet. I'll probably get caught smoking some pot
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Hell naw
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? no
      2. 2. sped? too young to drive
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? probably
      4. 4. murdered? hell no
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
      no
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: no and idk
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: abuser
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Nine
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: Spelling weird as wierd
    21. How would you describe your social position?: i don't know what this is, but I'm single
    22. How would you describe your life?: a bit challenging because of my autism
    23. How would you describe yourself?: very intelligent, but lacking in some areas
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: because I want some gta v info godammit
    25. How would you describe spam?: Zee, Slamman and Cole Phelps Gta.
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): God, is it over yet?

    there it's done go away

    Nigel xD
    • Nigel xD

      R! (Since '08)

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    #849

    Posted 06 January 2012 - 11:36 AM

    I might as well do this dozingoff.gif
    1. Forum Name: Nigel xD
    2. Real-life Name: Nigel Silva
    3. Real-life Location: New Jersey
    4. Age in Years: 19
    5. Star Sign: Virgo
    6. Weak Point: P3N1S
    7. Favourite Colour: Blue
    8. Favourite Number: 50
    9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: None
    11. Car or bus?: Car
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: orly.gif
    13. All work and no play...: I hate retail. f*cking hate it.
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: No time.
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I am not.
    16. Have you ever:
      [list=1]
    17. 1. shoplifted?
    18. 2. sped? Of course
    19. 3. committed acts of vandalism? I did donuts in a parking lot once.
    20. 4. murdered? Nope
    21. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
    Nope
    Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: None
    Are you an internet user or abuser?: (ab)user
    How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Too many.
    What is your most frequent typo?: Diareeah (see?)
    How would you describe your social position?: Awesome
    How would you describe your life?: Awesome
    How would you describe yourself?: Awesome
    Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I keep checking for GTA V news tbh.
    How would you describe spam?: Disgustingly yummy
    How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): I've done better dozingoff.gif

    Kristian.
    • Kristian.

      Supralux (ΛΟ)

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    • Joined: 26 Nov 2011
    • None

    #850

    Posted 08 January 2012 - 11:34 PM Edited by _____, 08 January 2012 - 11:48 PM.

    Alright. It's late and I have nothing else better to do, so here it goes:
    1. Forum Name: _____
    2. Real-life Name: Cristian
    3. Real-life Location: Romania
    4. Age in Years: 18
    5. Star Sign: People who judge others based on signs should get their head examined.
    6. Weak Point: Women
    7. Favourite Colour: Blue
    8. Favourite Number: Don't have one.
    9. Most commonly used expletive: What the f*ck? (that's the expletive)
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Alcohol, coffee.
    11. Car or bus?: Car
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Anarchism
    13. All work and no play...: lol.gif I didn't get the reference at first, but I did see the movie TWICE!
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No.
    16. Have you ever:
      [list=1]
    17. 1. shoplifted? Once as a kid.
    18. 2. sped? I don't have a license.
    19. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes.
    20. 4. murdered? No.
    21. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
    No.
    Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: No.
    Are you an internet user or abuser?: I spend hours everyday on it, what do you think?
    How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Many.
    What is your most frequent typo?: I usually check things multiple times so I don't really make typos.
    How would you describe your social position?: Kinda bad.
    How would you describe your life?: Kinda sh*t.
    How would you describe yourself?: A guy trying to make sense of life.
    Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: They have good people here.
    How would you describe spam?: Annoying.
    How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A bit straightforward but I answered honestly.

    Bonus Questions:
    • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif
      Aliens are likely to exist due to evolution. I don't believe in the super-natural.
    • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
      Why? You don't have any admin girls?
    • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
      I haven't done in it 4 years.
    • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
      I'm not scared of death (usually).
    • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
      None really, I'm not that active. Only my best friend knows about my activity on forums, he's fine with it.
    • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?
    I don't like giving advice, but if you ever want to talk you can contact me anytime.
    1. Gamer Tag(s): I only have Steam but I don't play online games.
    2. Current Consoles/PC Specs: I own a sh*tty PC and two C64s. lol.gif
    3. Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: Under 100.
    4. Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: NES (clone). I liked Contra, Ninja Gaiden etc.
    5. Console vs. PC Gaming?: PC for freedom.
    6. Favorite Action/Adventure Game: GTA III
    7. Favorite Sports Game: I don't like any.
    8. Favorite First Person Shooter: Far Cry or Quake 2
    9. Favorite SIMulation Game: Don't like any.
    10. Favorite Raceing Game: NFS series.
    11. Favorite Puzzle Game: None.
    12. Favorite Fighting Game: None.
    13. Favorite Survival Horror Game: Penumbra series.
    14. Favorite Movie Based Game: Scarface: The World Is Yours is pretty much the only one I liked.
    15. Favorite Gameing Franchise: GTA
    16. Favorite Game Icon: Claude Speed or Agent 47
    17. Favorite Game Babe: None.
    18. Favorite Console Controller: None.
    19. Favorite Role Playing Game: I don't like RPGs, not really.
      1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Better graphics.
      2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? Can't think of anything.
      3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? Games are getting shorter and more about multiplayer.
      4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Realism.
      5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? See the previous answer.

    Boris The Vodka
    • Boris The Vodka

      [Y]es

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    • Russia

    #851

    Posted 09 January 2012 - 05:04 AM

    Gonna fill it up again.
    1. Forum Name: SatournFan
    2. Real-life Name: Sergey
    3. Real-life Location: Russia
    4. Age in Years: 14
    5. Star Sign: Aquarius
    6. Weak Point: Angriness
    7. Favourite Colour: Black
    8. Favourite Number: 7
    9. Most commonly used expletive: damn
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: no, no, no
    11. Car or bus?: Bus
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Communism
    13. All work and no play...: is sh*t
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0 sec
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: no
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? no
      2. 2. sped? no
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? no
      4. 4. murdered? no
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: no
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: no
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: user
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 5
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: dunno
    21. How would you describe your social position?: child
    22. How would you describe your life?: sh*t
    23. How would you describe yourself?: child
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: because of lulz
    25. How would you describe spam?: spam
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): cool
    Bonus Questions:
    • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif no
    • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) lol, no one
    • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? not active
    • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head) omg, you're gonna go to jail
    • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? dunno
    • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I'm not an idiot
    1. GTAF MOD or ADMIN: Girish
    2. FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL): Rowen Atkinson
    3. LOCATION: Russia
    4. NOUN: hair
    5. ADJECTIVE: black
    6. PLURAL NOUN: scissors
    7. PLURAL NOUN: trousers
    8. MEDIA SOURCE: Discovery
    9. GTAF MEMBER: miromiro
    10. VERB (action tense): to fly
    11. LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): Tri-State
    12. PLURAL NOUN: levers
    13. MAJOR CRIME/SIN: murder
    14. MINOR CRIME/SIN: shoplift
    15. PLURAL NOUN: skyscrapers
    16. LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): USA
    17. VERB (ACTION TENSE): to go
    18. NOUN: yoke
    19. NOUN: war
    20. BODY PART: torso
    21. TRANSPORTATION: car
    22. NOUN: horse
    23. PLURAL NOUN: jaws
    24. ADJECTIVE: red
    25. PLURAL NOUN: omg, stop
    26. PLURAL NOUN: -
    27. TIME INCREMENT: -
    28. NOUN: officer
    29. NOUN: house
    30. VERB: to make
    31. NOUN: God
    32. VERB (PAST TENSE): made
    33. PLURAL NOUN: -
    34. GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): Girish
    35. FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): Rowen Atkinson
    36. NOUN: sh*t
    37. RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: sh*t
    1. Gamer Tag(s): none
    2. Current Consoles/PC Specs: dunno
    3. Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: Mario, SA
    4. Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: none
    5. Console vs. PC Gaming?: PC
    6. Favorite Action/Adventure Game: GTA
    7. Favorite Sports Game: PES
    8. Favorite First Person Shooter: CS
    9. Favorite SIMulation Game: Sims
    10. Favorite Raceing Game: NFS
    11. Favorite Puzzle Game: Puzzles
    12. Favorite Fighting Game: Mortal Combat
    13. Favorite Survival Horror Game: none
    14. Favorite Movie Based Game: dunno
    15. Favorite Gameing Franchise: Assasin's Creed
    16. Favorite Game Icon: GTA
    17. Favorite Game Babe: dunno
    18. Favorite Console Controller: PC
    19. Favorite Role Playing Game: None
      1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games? Fighting in Mario
      2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? dunno
      3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present? dunno
      4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. dunno
      5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? dunno

    Victorian_Gangster
    • Victorian_Gangster

      Player Hater

    • BUSTED!
    • Joined: 11 Jan 2012

    #852

    Posted 11 January 2012 - 10:40 PM Edited by Victorian_Gangster, 11 January 2012 - 10:42 PM.

    1. Forum Name: Victorian_Gangster
    2. Real-life Name: Gerald Weslyn III
    3. Real-life Location: London
    4. Age in Years: 38
    5. Star Sign: Capricorn
    6. Weak Point: Mine joints suffer from sporadic bouts of arthritis and have surely seen their best days
    7. Favourite Colour: The River Thames shines a splendid hue of bluish green upon the first slivers of dawn
    8. Favourite Number: 1838...yes, twas a fine year
    9. Most commonly used expletive: wench...forgive mine uncouth slip of tongue
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: I have been known to imbibe upon mine fair share of Absinthe in mine more effervescent years
    11. Car or bus?: I know not of these contraptions. I have been known to entertain mine fair share of maidens in mine carriage upon a moon
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: I waste not my precious hours on the trivialities of Parliament good sir
    13. All work and no play...: would be the panacea for the plague of rapscallions accumulating in our fine streets
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I did once find mineself confined to the stockades following a bout of fisticuffs with an unruly knave after exiting a rousing performance at the theatre. My gaoler was of course upon a mind to treat a gentlemen of mine standing with the proper esteem
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Thine inquiries grow ever intimate. Do not attempt to rise above thine station good sir
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? If mine memory does not fail me, I may have absconded with a prime cut of mutton in one of mine bouts of inebriation
      2. 2. sped? I have been of a nature to spur mine steeds past a mere trot
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Dost thou confuse me for an unmannered brute. Choose thine words wisely good sir
      4. 4. murdered? There has been occasion for the defense of mine honor in a duel. My presence before thee is answer enough for thine inquiry
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: I once donned the guise of a creature of the macabre at a masquerade party in West London. Needless to say I terrorized many a maiden
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Repeating mineself is a frivolous practice which I rarely have found cause for good sir
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Everything in moderation as the fine gentlemen of the clergy dost oft sermonize
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: I know not of this blasphemous witchcraft! A pox on you practitioners of such occult
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: I have been known to confuse "the" for "thee" when imbibing upon the choicest brandies
    21. How would you describe your social position?: Transcendent to the company amongst which I now find myself
    22. How would you describe your life?: Such ponderings are beneath me kind sir. I suggest thou consult Nietzsche if thou desire to prattle on such frivolities
    23. How would you describe yourself?: Thou seeks narcissim from the wrong source sir.
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: This marks mine inaugural visit to these...forums as you call them. I'm of a mind to make it mine last
    25. How would you describe spam?: The incessant prattling of Dickens
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Quite the tedious exercise of mine patience

    SirJizzums
    • SirJizzums

      Call me 'Jizzy' mo'truckers!

    • Members
    • Joined: 27 Jan 2012

    #853

    Posted 08 February 2012 - 03:23 PM

    1. Forum Name: SirJizzums, but call me Jizzy!
    2. Real-life Name: James!
    3. Real-life Location: Blackburn, England.
    4. Age in Years: 20.
    5. Star Sign: Leo.
    6. Weak Point: My knees, oh wait... Uh, boobs?
    7. Favourite Colour: Purple.
    8. Favourite Number: Don't have one to be honest.
    9. Most commonly used expletive: *Shrugs* Who cares?
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Don't drink that often, smoke weed every week. Nothing else. I'm just a pot head who very occasionally drinks also. (Mostly in Summer and December)
    11. Car or bus?: Neither, I r walk.
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: I follow the Force.
    13. All work and no play...: makes Jizzy want to go on a rampage.
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Too long.
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Yes, for being so sexy... *cough*
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? Yep, got caught. I was a kid. I ran away and never did it again. Foolish boy I was.
      2. 2. sped? Nope!
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Of course, who doesn't?...
      4. 4. murdered? Only in video game worlds.
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
      Nawwww mon. Too peaceful to be doing that yo!
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Of course! But acting on them is a totally different moral. To me anyway...
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser. I spend too much time on it, I've spent MONTHS finding a good forum, think you guys may fit the bill.
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Five.
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: I cannot remember, I'm dyslexic so I make them often. So expect a few my posts to get a few edits.
    21. How would you describe your social position?: I have great friends, but I'm not a real people person. I try, but fail. sad.gif
    22. How would you describe your life?: There is no way of putting it without it sounding like whiney bullcrap. Broke, made mistakes. Learning to be better. I will get there.
    23. How would you describe yourself?: Not a great talker, I have a slight stutter from times and my punctuation isn't great. I prefair web-based talk. Although I still maintain a normal social life. I'm friendly and easy going.
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I need a active forum community, I'm a big GTA fan and use to be a big forum whore on MyResistance.net (PS3 game). I was pretty popular I guess. I just need a new forum to call home, I do Moderate my clans forum but my clan prefair to use XBL to talk. I'm trying to get them to use my forum, but it's still dead. So I'm hoping everyone here welcomes me to be apart of this place!
    25. How would you describe spam?: Bland and boring. I prefair a sammich...

      Short, inane posts that consist of no discussion worthy topics or go nowhere...?
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Needs more boobs

    PEKA
    • PEKA

      Player Hater

    • BUSTED!
    • Joined: 18 Feb 2012

    #854

    Posted 18 February 2012 - 08:24 AM

    >Age in Years: 14
    >Age in Years: 14
    >Age in Years: 12
    f*ck website for children

    PEINS
    1. Forum Name: PENIS
    2. Real-life Name: PEINS
    3. Real-life Location: PEINS
    4. Age in Years: PEINS
    5. Star Sign: PEINS
    6. Weak Point: PEINS
    7. Favourite Colour: PEINS
    8. Favourite Number: PEINS
    9. Most commonly used expletive: PEINS
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: PEINS
    11. Car or bus?: PEINS
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: PEINS
    13. All work and no play...: PEINS
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: PEINS
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: PEINS
    16. Have you ever:[LIST=1]
    17. 1. shoplifted? PEINS
    18. 2. sped? PEINS
    19. 3. committed acts of vandalism? PEINS
    20. 4. murdered? PEINS
    21. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: PEINS

    [/b]

    Ex Hellraiser
    • Ex Hellraiser

      Legendary

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    • Joined: 18 Aug 2011
    • None

    #855

    Posted 19 February 2012 - 03:52 AM

    1. Forum Name: fatal1ty619
    2. Real-life Name: Dylan
    3. Real-life Location: Ohio
    4. Age in Years: 15
    5. Star Sign: dunno what thiis means
    6. Weak Point:
    7. Favourite Colour: Black
    8. Favourite Number: umm don't really have one
    9. Most commonly used expletive: dammit
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: none
    11. Car or bus?: car
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: neither
    13. All work and no play...: makes me better for the future
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 15 years locked up with parents
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: no
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? nothing valuble
      2. 2. sped? only to piss off my parents
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? no
      4. 4. murdered? no
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: ahhhahhh boom...
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: not really
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: user
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 4
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: things like calp/clap fell/feel switching letters
    21. How would you describe your social position?: forever alone... jk
    22. How would you describe your life?: work, eat, sleep, school, xbox, rinse, repeat
    23. How would you describe yourself?:
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: GTA V and The Lounge
    25. How would you describe spam?: BUY THIZ, LOOK HEREZ, YOU JUST READ THIZ, DON'T STOP NOW!
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): no one wants to stalk me suicidal.gif

    4 Bagger
    • 4 Bagger

      Malapropos

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    • Joined: 26 Oct 2008

    #856

    Posted 22 February 2012 - 10:55 PM

    1. Forum Name: 4 Bagger
    2. Real-life Name: Nathan
    3. Real-life Location: Manchester, UK
    4. Age in Years: 16
    5. Star Sign: Scorpio
    6. Weak Point: Meh, not sure.
    7. Favourite Colour: Orange
    8. Favourite Number: 36
    9. Most commonly used expletive: "What the f*ck"
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Never taken drugs. Don't think I would ever want to.
    11. Car or bus?: Cars. Buses smell like p*ss.
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Probably capitalism?
    13. All work and no play...: I guess so.
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope...
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? Nope
      2. 2. sped? Too young to drive
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? I guess so
      4. 4. murdered? Excluding flies....
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
      No.
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Meh probably not.
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both.
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Nine
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: Spelling "realize" as "relize".
    21. How would you describe your social position?: Pretty good'
    22. How would you describe your life?: What kinda question is this?
    23. How would you describe yourself?: Good common sense, good at reading people.
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Funny place to visit, also want info on GTA V asap.
    25. How would you describe spam?: People who start a new topic everyday about random bullsh*t.
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Pretty crap considering nobody will actually look at it properly.

    Toppers
    • Toppers

      Player Hater

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    • Joined: 05 Apr 2011

    #857

    Posted 25 February 2012 - 01:51 AM Edited by Toppers, 25 February 2012 - 04:12 AM.

    1. Forum Name: Toppers
    2. Real-life Name: Whatever you want it to be, lover man
    3. Real-life Location: England
    4. Age in Years: Somewhere between 16 and 21
    5. Star Sign: Leo
    6. Weak Point: My genitalia
    7. Favourite Colour: Red
    8. Favourite Number: 2, 6 or 8
    9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Cocaine in the past, weed occasionally, tobacco and alcohol regularly
    11. Car or bus?: Both
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: None
    13. All work and no play...: Makes Toppers a dull boy
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Zilch
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not currently
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
      2. 2. sped? Nope
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
      4. 4. murdered? Countless times
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: Now and then
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I think about my victims regularly
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Internet user
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: A few
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: No clue
    21. How would you describe your social position?: Working class
    22. How would you describe your life?: A tale of corruption, greed and edge of your seat action
    23. How would you describe yourself?: Sexy
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Who knows?
    25. How would you describe spam?: Some ugly looking stuff that comes in a tin
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Sexy

    S2580
    • S2580

      You ain't a big shot. You ain't even a medium shot.

    • Members
    • Joined: 30 Mar 2011

    #858

    Posted 29 February 2012 - 09:36 AM

    1. Forum Name: S2580
    2. Real-life Name: Stephen
    3. Real-life Location: Ireland
    4. Age in Years: 18
    5. Star Sign: Gemini
    6. Weak Point: I'm too nice
    7. Favourite Colour: Green
    8. Favourite Number: 6
    9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes
    11. Car or bus?: Car
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Communism
    13. All work and no play...: Yes
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? No
      2. 2. sped? Yes
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
      4. 4. murdered? blush.gif
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
      Nope
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Maybe
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 4
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: no e in THE
    21. How would you describe your social position?: quite good, maybe a litlle shy
    22. How would you describe your life?: Not too bad
    23. How would you describe yourself?: Funny (i think)
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: For V news, so i'll be logging on forever
    25. How would you describe spam?: Hate it with a passion
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Grand

    RearNaked
    • RearNaked

      Square Civilian

    • Members
    • Joined: 04 Mar 2012

    #859

    Posted 04 March 2012 - 01:11 PM

    1. Forum Name: RearNaked
    2. Real-life Name: Jordan
    3. Real-life Location: Scotland
    4. Age in Years: 20
    5. Star Sign: Pices
    6. Weak Point: Struggle to contain emotion.
    7. Favourite Colour: Nonein particular.
    8. Favourite Number: I choose 19 or 25 if forced.
    9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck.
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes, no, maybe.
    11. Car or bus?: I prefer car, but I take the bus to work.
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Neither.
    13. All work and no play...: More work than play.
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None.
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not unless she remembers that I spiked her drink.
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? Once by accident when I was young. Considered it a few times to save time.
      2. 2. sped? I can't drive.
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Set fire to a few things, spray painted a few things, peed in the street, etc. Nothing major.
      4. 4. murdered? A few spiders, yes.
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
      No. I've never forced anyone to do anything under the threat of violence.
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not frequently.
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Haven't given it much thought.
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3.
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: If I knew what it was it wouldn't happen.
    21. How would you describe your social position?: Fairly well respected by my peers.
    22. How would you describe your life?: A small, boring and stressful circle.
    23. How would you describe yourself?: A little anti-social.
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: First time.
    25. How would you describe spam?: Something that gives forum moderators purpose.
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Fairly fun.

    vertical limit
    • vertical limit

      When in doubt don't pull out.

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    • Joined: 27 Aug 2010
    • None

    #860

    Posted 19 March 2012 - 05:42 AM Edited by vertical limit, 19 March 2012 - 06:04 AM.

    1. Forum Name: Vertical Limit
    2. Real-life Name: Candy Suxxx
    3. Real-life Location: London, UK
    4. Age: Legal
    5. Star Sign: Leo
    6. Weak Point: Boobs and Food
    7. Favourite Colour: blue
    8. Favourite Number: 0
    9. Most commonly used expletive: nigga please
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: possibly ecstasy in the future
    11. Car or bus?: train and bus
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Facism
    13. All work and no play...: makes me very rich and successful
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: nope
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Nop
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
      2. 2. sped? Yes
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
      4. 4. murdered? No
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: no
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: terrorism and murder
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:[ both/b]
    19. [b]How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 7
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: necessary
    21. How would you describe your social position?: good enough
    22. How would you describe your life?: full of joy and happiness
    23. How would you describe yourself?: funny
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: why not
    25. How would you describe spam?: who wouldn't want a 13 inch cock
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): meh

    Bonus Questions:
    • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif Nope
    • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) cidamelo tounge.gif
    • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Between random and often
    • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Blah blah blah blah blah blah
    • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't.
    • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I have twisted thoughts.
    1. GTAF MOD or ADMIN: STM
    2. FAMOUS PERSON(REAL OR FICTIONAL): Ari Gold
    3. LOCATION: Mexico
    4. NOUN: duvet
    5. ADJECTIVE: long
    6. PLURAL NOUN: dogs
    7. PLURAL NOUN: cats
    8. MEDIA SOURCE: yahoo
    9. GTAF MEMBER: mati
    10. VERB (action tense): strike
    11. LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): Atlantic City
    12. PLURAL NOUN: chairs
    13. MAJOR CRIME/SIN:  adultery
    14. MINOR CRIME/SIN: porno
    15. PLURAL NOUN: buttons
    16. LOCATION (REAL OR FICTIONAL): starfish island
    17. VERB (ACTION TENSE): f*ck
    18. NOUN: car
    19. NOUN: tampon
    20. BODY PART: vagina
    21. TRANSPORTATION: jet pack
    22. NOUN: metal
    23. PLURAL NOUN: watches
    24. ADJECTIVE: thick
    25. PLURAL NOUN: mice
    26. PLURAL NOUN: sh*ts
    27. NOUN: shirt
    28. NOUN: lingerie
    29. VERB: hump
    30. NOUN: table
    31. VERB (PAST TENSE): puked
    32. PLURAL NOUN: jackets
    33. GTAF MOD or ADMIN(REPEAT #1): STM
    34. FAMOUS PERSON(REPEAT #2): Ari gold
    35. NOUN: hose
    36. RANDOM EXCLAMATION!: ALAS




    1. Gamer Tag(s): saidzanati
    2. Current Consoles/PC Specs: Xbox 360 S - i5, gtx 550 to 1gb, 4gb, 1tb, 650watts
    3. Games Beaten/Completed Approx.: 40-50
    4. Past Consoles Owned/ Favorite Titles for those Consoles: PS2 and PS1 - GTA SA and Driver 2, respectively
    5. Console vs. PC Gaming?: both
    6. Favorite Action/Adventure Game: GTA
    7. Favorite Sports Game: PES
    8. Favorite First Person Shooter: BF3
    9. Favorite SIMulation Game: MS Flight Simulation
    10. Favorite Raceing Game: NFS
    11. Favorite Puzzle Game: portal
    12. Favorite Fighting Game:tekken
    13. Favorite Survival Horror Game: dead island
    14. Favorite Movie Based Game: ?
    15. Favorite Gameing Franchise: Grand Theft Auto
    16. Favorite Game Icon: Messi and CJ
    17. Favorite Game Babe: Misty
    18. Favorite Console Controller: Xbox
    19. Favorite Role Playing Game: skyrim
      1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?graphical update
      2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game? Professional Robbery
      3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?
      Too many simulators

      4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. Open World
      5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player? PCs

    The One Called Vega
    • The One Called Vega

      In actuality, I'm the one called 'vinvegar'...

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    • United-States

    #861

    Posted 19 March 2012 - 09:31 PM

    General Questions:
    1. Forum Name: StoneHead37
    2. Real-life Name: Eric
    3. Real-life Location: Manhattan, New York, USA
    4. Age in Years: 24
    5. Star Sign: Virgo
    6. Weak Point: I loose my temper too easily.
    7. Favourite Colour: Black and red are my colours, if I had to pick.
    8. Favourite Number: 7
    9. Most commonly used expletive: Both f*ck and sh*t.
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Yes in the past, no in the present, no (well, hopefully not) in the future.
    11. Car or bus?: I prefer a car, but I use the bus to get to university.
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
    13. All work and no play...: 75% work and 25% play.
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I've never spent a second inside a prison.
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I'm too busy studying to commit a crime.
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? Not that I recall.
      2. 2. sped? Of course, who hasn't?
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Does writing my name on the chalkboard without permission count?
      4. 4. murdered? There was that ant on the sidewalk...
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
      Definitely not.
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murder upon my statistics professor. tounge2.gif
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Nowadays, who isn't an Internet abuser?
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Four; laptop, portable TV, MP3 and cell phone.
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: I don't think I really have one.
    21. How would you describe your social position?: I'm not the most popular, but people know my name.
    22. How would you describe your life?: A never-ending sh*tstorm, but I'm hoping it into never-ending perfection.
    23. How would you describe yourself?: I'm intelligent and independent, as well as very shy with a wild side.
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: GTA is a great topic of discussion.
    25. How would you describe spam?: Pointless and ridiculous.
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A real doozie.

    Bonus Questions:
    • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif Not entirely, but I won't be surprised if they exist.
    • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) None.
    • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Regularly enough.
    • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head) An astonishing breakthrough in surveying technology.
    • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? It's really simple; I don't and won't.
    • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I had a life-threatening health issue, but no longer.

    Nancy
    • Nancy

      Player Hater

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    #862

    Posted 24 March 2012 - 01:53 AM Edited by Nancy, 24 March 2012 - 02:25 AM.

    1. Forum Name: Nancy
    2. Real-life Name: Nancy
    3. Real-life Location: Minneapolis, MN
    4. Age in Years: 24
    5. Star Sign: Aries
    6. Weak Point: I tend to bottle up my feelings too often.
    7. Favourite Colour: pink
    8. Favourite Number: 10
    9. Most commonly used expletive: N/A
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Never have and never will.
    11. Car or bus?: bus
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
    13. All work and no play...: A like a balanced mixture of each.
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: No time spent in prison.
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not yet.
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? Maybe a bottle of water, but nothing major.
      2. 2. sped? Ticketed just the other day for speeding.
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Can't say I have.
      4. 4. murdered? Only in GTA.
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
      Nope.
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: None whatsoever.
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: An abuser, but aren't we all?
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: two
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: N/A
    21. How would you describe your social position?: Well-known, but not Miss Universe.
    22. How would you describe your life?: Fine, but it could be better; looking to make some changes.
    23. How would you describe yourself?: Quiet and to myself.
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Just registered today.
    25. How would you describe spam?: A letdown.
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Fun; well somewhat.

    HydraulicWaRiOr
    • HydraulicWaRiOr

      Moe Boats

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    • Joined: 18 Dec 2011
    • Japan

    #863

    Posted 01 April 2012 - 09:27 AM

    1. Forum Name: HydraulicWaRiOr
    2. Real-life Name: Rusty Shackleford(KOTH Reference)
    3. Real-life Location: Los Angeles
    4. Age in Years: 19
    5. Star Sign: Taurus
    6. Weak Point: Weenus
    7. Favourite Colour: Indigo
    8. Favourite Number: 7
    9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: All 3 baby
    11. Car or bus?: Airplane
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Social Democracy
    13. All work and no play...: makes HydraulicWaRiOr something something
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: I don't know. Arkham doesn't have a calendar
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Secret Service, long-term streaking, about 2 years now and counting
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? Yup
      2. 2. sped? No.
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Hell Yeah
      4. 4. murdered? Check my floorboards and you'll find the Tell-tale Heart
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: All for my Allah
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: All of them, except speeding, speeding is wrong.
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Maybe like 5
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: I'm Not suer
    21. How would you describe your social position?: Douchebag/Hipster
    22. How would you describe your life? Follow the yellow-brick road
    23. How would you describe yourself?: The Juggernaut...bitch
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because it entertains me.
    25. How would you describe spam?: Anything that doesn't relate to a topic.
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Cool Story Bro.



    Bonus Questions:
    • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif Seems plausible
    • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I don't even think I would do that if I was drunk
    • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Meh. In and Out at times lol.gif
    • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). sh*tty, and I dare you to pull the trigger
    • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Guilty pleasure. Hey guys, I'm a forum user, deal with it, bitches.
    • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I'm a unicorn.

    [Supreme]

    Gtaghost22
    • Gtaghost22

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    #864

    Posted 03 April 2012 - 04:51 PM Edited by Gtaghost22, 26 September 2012 - 02:15 AM.

    General Questions:
    1. Forum Name: Gtaghost22
    2. Real-life Name:-
    3. Real-life Location: England
    4. Age in Years: 18
    5. Star Sign: i dont care about this sh*t
    6. Weak Point: I get angry quite easily.
    7. Favourite Colour: Red
    8. Favourite Number: 22
    9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Never did, Never will
    11. Car or bus?: Car
    12. Capitalism or Communism?:-
    13. All work and no play...: f*ck no.
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Never
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No.
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? No.
      2. 2. sped? No.
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? No.
      4. 4. murdered? Hell No.
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: No.
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murdering, racist people.
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Abuser
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 4: Computer ,TV, PS3 and cell phone.
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: I don't think I have one
    21. How would you describe your social position?: I play for my town's local football team.
    22. How would you describe your life?: Normal
    23. How would you describe yourself?: Nice
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Best forum Ever!
    25. How would you describe spam?: Pointless
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): interesting
    Bonus Questions:
    • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? No.
    • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) cidamelo
    • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Often.
    • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head) *Roundhouse kicks you in the face*
    • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't, they know i post here but they don't care, some of them have accounts here so..
    • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? Nothing really..

    Eagles
    • Eagles

      Here we go, kids

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    • Joined: 22 Feb 2012
    • Brazil

    #865

    Posted 07 April 2012 - 03:56 AM

    1. Forum Name: Eagles;
    2. Real-life Name: Rodolfo;
    3. Real-life Location: Curitiba, Paraná, Brazil;
    4. Age in Years: 17;
    5. Star Sign: Scorpion;
    6. Weak Point: Too lazy to go out;
    7. Favourite Colour: Green;
    8. Favourite Number: 7;
    9. Most commonly used expletive: idk, f*ck?
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Why it's so common nowadays? I'll never understand it. No. Never did and never will;
    11. Car or bus?: Car;
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: erm, capitalism;
    13. All work and no play...: play while working;
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 17 and counting;
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I don't think so;
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? yes, just some candies;
      2. 2. sped? kart races count? No;
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? rob the bathroom sign of my school to decorate my own bathroom is an act of vandalism? No, I don't think so;
      4. 4. murdered? No;
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?:
      dafuq bro, no;
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: of course, but only in my mind. Don't wanna end up in the jail;
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: both;
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 9;
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: though, thought & through;
    21. How would you describe your social position?: I hate fame. Only those who I care really know me;
    22. How would you describe your life?: cool and relaxed;
    23. How would you describe yourself?: cool and relaxed;
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: to talk with some cool people about pretty much every thing;
    25. How would you describe spam?: trying to advertise your own bullsh*t to people that don't give a f*ck about you and your product;
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): some pointless questions. Could be better.

    Bonus Questions:
    • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?: aliens must exist. There are a lot of things out there that we can't even imagine. Super-natural forces, maybe. Just some zombies;
    • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly... just maybe... like if you got drunk or something... switch teams for? (sexually): depends on the size blush.gif lol jk
    • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?: I don't know, it mush be dead already;
    • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head): aliens will save me, mofo alien.gif ;
    • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?: they do the same in a Tibia forum, so f*ck them;
    • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I hate my country.

    na89340qv0n34b09q340
    • na89340qv0n34b09q340

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    • Joined: 11 Jun 2010
    • Saint-Martin

    #866

    Posted 08 April 2012 - 05:24 AM Edited by Joe Chip, 21 September 2014 - 04:55 PM.

    (I've done this before, but I feel like I've changed since then. Hope this isn't against some sort of rule. Also I'm bored.) - e: I liked it so nice I had to do it thrice! Got rid of old answers. (jul, 2013), (sep, 2014)

    1. Forum Name: Joe Chip
    2. Real-life Name: Allen
    3. Real-life Location: Southern US.
    4. Age in Years: 18
    5. Star Sign: Taurus
    6. Weak Point: Swayed really easily, also hate the human uterus, stick me in a vat of uteri and I'm blanked forever, in the bad way.
    7. Favourite Colour: Blue's cool.
    8. Favourite Number: 13 when'sa kid, always managed to be lucky/significant when I wanted it to.
    9. Most commonly used expletive: Uop! (Oops and Oh!)
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: None, the one I could maybe be convinced to try is opium, but even that's got years of conditioning against it.
    11. Car or bus?: I prefer walking. Driving is fun too, now that I do it.
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: I side with socialists, but not the revolutionary kind.
    13. All work and no play...:. >Being a wage slave.
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None yet.
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Possible, but they know where to find me, so prolly not.
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? From the Lego store at Disney. They don't have guards, and it's so easy to slip a few lego dudes from the bin in a hoodie pocket. Otherwise no, had a bad experience with exit triggers when'sa kid.
      2. 2. sped? How can you not?
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Steak and Shake bathrooms, come at me Biglari.
      4. 4. murdered? Spec ops, nigga.
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: Spec ops, nigga.
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Joey's been a naughty boy!
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Recovering addict.
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: What the f*ck is a gadget? I got my computer, a light, and a wire to display on the TV.
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: "Dyncorp." Dine my ass core.
    21. How would you describe your social position?: I have friendly faces in all kinds of places. :)
    22. How would you describe your life?: I swear to god if my neighbor screams LUCY!!! one more time... Just go walk out to the street and get your dog. Assholes!
    23. How would you describe yourself?: In this questionairre, right now anyway.
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Habit. If there's a reason I don't know it.
    25. How would you describe spam?: What is this, 2002? Get over it, it ain't a big deal.
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Probably typed up by some south asian fa**ot who takes his internet pals too seriously. ;) Are you south asian meta?

    Bonus Questions:

    • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif
      Yeah. Generally both. Easily swayed and all.
    • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) Sexually I don't play on a team. I'd f*ck a cute one if he/she wanted it.
    • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
      Never. More satisfying things exist, you just have to look for 'em!
    • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
      I made the mistake of typing questionnaire wrong too, thing is you did it twice. Shows how much love you have for the game, homie.
    • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
      No friends will ever learn of this site. This place is full of lame-Os. It'd be like telling 'em I still sleep with my teddy bear.
    • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I've rewritten my answers to this thing like five times now. Not really useful info or interesting, just for later note.

    ll rdny ll
    • ll rdny ll

      Master of the Bitchfit

    • Members
    • Joined: 02 Feb 2012

    #867

    Posted 20 April 2012 - 05:12 PM Edited by rodneythesavior, 20 April 2012 - 05:14 PM.

    1. Forum Name: rodneythesavior
    2. Real-life Name: Rodney
    3. Real-life Location: Nevada
    4. Age in Years: 22
    5. Star Sign: Virgo
    6. Weak Point: I get angry over stupid stuff, really easily.
    7. Favourite Colour: Light Brown?
    8. Favourite Number: 7
    9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ggot
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Used to smoke a lot of Marijuana.
    11. Car or bus?: Car
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism
    13. All work and no play...: ...makes Jack a very bitchy person.
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 14 days
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not that I'm aware of ph34r.gif
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? Yes, when I was young I stole Pokemon Cards/toys and GBA games.
      2. 2. sped? Yep
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yep (who hasn't)
      4. 4. murdered? No.
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: No.
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not the ones I said 'No' to.
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User.
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: about 10
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: 'Sould'
    21. How would you describe your social position?: Reluctant Loner
    22. How would you describe your life?: Boring.
    23. How would you describe yourself?: Quiet, Quick Tempered, Lame
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: It started as a search for GTA V info, but now I just like it here.
    25. How would you describe spam?: Anything that doesn't relate to a specified subject.
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): short.


    Bonus Questions:
    • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?
      Yes, yes I do.
    • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)
      I'm sure you're all nice guys, but no thanks.
    • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?
      I've been with my fiance for 3 years, and we have a child, so... it's pretty random.
    • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).
      It's awright
    • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?
      I usually just tell them about all the silly sh*t I read about here. lol.gif
    • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?
      I write music, and I'm not ashamed to plug it anywhere I can.

    Johnix1
    • Johnix1

      Square Civilian

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    • Joined: 31 Jul 2006

    #868

    Posted 30 April 2012 - 08:24 PM

    1. Forum Name: Johnix1
    2. Real-life Name: Женя (Zhenya)
    3. Real-life Location: Novosibirsk, Russia
    4. Age in Years: 20
    5. Star Sign: Leo
    6. Weak Point: stomach, unfortunately =\
    7. Favourite Colour: Orange
    8. Favourite Number: 127
    9. Most commonly used expletive: бля (Blya === **ck)
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: nope
    11. Car or bus?: well that depends of what for, if the only place you go is your job or school or whatever, then bus, otherwise - car
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: capitalism (that's odd, considering I'm from Soviet Russia)
    13. All work and no play...: play and relax before work
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: none
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? no
      2. 2. sped? no
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? no
      4. 4. murdered? no
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: no
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: no
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: user
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 3 - phone, psp, camera
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: you wouldn't understand =)
    21. How would you describe your social position?: bad, but I'm working on it
    22. How would you describe your life?: it was nearly perfect until I took a scalpel to my stomach, and I wish that was just a stupid arrow-to-the-knee-joke
    23. How would you describe yourself?: fabulous
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I'm kinda interested in GTA V news
    25. How would you describe spam?: annoying!
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): interesting

    Bonus Questions:
    • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif not anymore
    • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I don't even know admins here
    • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? random
    • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). DUDE CHILL CHILL!
    • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I usually send them a link to some random post on this forum
    • What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? I really like my job =)

    Nebby
    • Nebby

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    • Joined: 01 Aug 2011
    • None

    #869

    Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:39 AM

    1. Forum Name: Method.
    2. Real-life Name: Benjamin.
    3. Real-life Location: Utica, N.Y.
    4. Age in Years: Sixteen.
    5. Star Sign: Gemini.
    6. Weak Point: Testical's - duh.
    7. Favourite Colour: Orange.
    8. Favourite Number: 69. sly.gif
    9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck/f*cking.
    10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: I smoke a little ganja from time to time but I've only had a beer once and I don't feel like it was enough to make me interested in any more.
    11. Car or bus?: Car.
    12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism.
    13. All work and no play...: Make's little Lulzey dull. sad.gif
    14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Uhm... I sat in the back of a slicktop for like five minute's once if that count's.
    15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: ? moto_whistle.gif
    16. Have you ever:
      1. 1. shoplifted? Yeah. Stole a candybar with my friend Chris.
      2. 2. sped? No.
      3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yep.
      4. 4. murdered? No...
      5. 5. committed acts of terrorism?: No.
    17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: N/A
    18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Sadly - abuser.
    19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: A lot. orly.gif
    20. What is your most frequent typo?: "Deffinitly".
    21. How would you describe your social position?: The ladie's love me, obviously.
    22. How would you describe your life?: Pretty easy... I don't go to school nor do I work so...
    23. How would you describe yourself?: Pretty relaxed... except for the part where you know, - I have chronic anxiety.
    24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: A time waster, I guess.
    25. How would you describe spam?: Edible to a point.
    26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Uh. Cheese, yo'.

    Linc.
    • Linc.

      Damage, Inc.

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    • Australia

    #870

    Posted 18 May 2012 - 06:34 AM Edited by lzw3, 18 December 2012 - 04:24 AM.

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