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anuj
  • anuj

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#31

Posted 21 February 2006 - 10:48 PM

  1. Forum Name: anuj
  2. Real-life Name: ... anuj
  3. Real-life Location: Saint Louis, Missouri
  4. Age in Years: 20
  5. Star Sign: Aquarius
  6. Weak Point: Knee. I've f*cked it up way too many times.
  7. Favourite Colour: ff7200
  8. Favourite Number: 47
  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Alcohol, weed, both current and past.
  11. Car or bus?: Car and motorcycle.
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism.
  13. All work and no play...: Makes you burn out of business school.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Total? Around 48-50 hours. Never charged.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Negative. In fact, I'm working towards a LE career.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes. I took some pixie sticks when I was like five. And a wallet. And one of those modular screwdrivers.
    2. 2. overspeeded? Overspeeded? I guess, I drive 80 on the freeway most of the time.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes. Broken windows, done some graffiti, defaced cars, blew up a street lamp.
    4. 4. raped? No. I may have done some bad things, but if there is one thing I cannot stand, it is a rapist.
    5. 5. murdered? Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: Depends on your definition of "acts".

  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Negative. They are passing desires.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: One.
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: teh
  21. How would you describe your social position?: I guess I lead my little clique, but I try my hardest to be friends with everyone I meet. If I don't like you, you must've f*cked up badly. Of course, this is only in real life.
  22. How would you describe your life?: Almost complete.
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Motivated, ambitious.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because they pay me to ban people.
  25. How would you describe spam?: Useless, unnecessary, vile scum of the earth. Also, a meat product.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): I predict this topic will be the longest vertical stretch ever.

Ottae
  • Ottae

    (/'ɒteɪ/)

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#32

Posted 21 February 2006 - 10:49 PM

  1. Forum Name: Ottae

  2. Real-life Name:Steven Otter

  3. Real-life Location:Mansfield, Nottinghamshire, UK

  4. Age in Years:16

  5. Star Sign:Taurus

  6. Weak Point:Bone Idle

  7. Favourite Colour:Orange

  8. Favourite Number:25

  9. Most commonly used expletive:f*ck

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:No Alcohol

  11. Car or bus?:Car (lifts and sh*t)

  12. Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism

  13. All work and no play...:Makes Homer something something

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:None

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Not to my knowledge

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
    2. 2. overspeeded?
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
    4. 4. raped?
    5. 5. murdered?
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    No to all of the above

  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:No

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: A sh*t load

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: "pwned"

  21. How would you describe your social position?:Good

  22. How would you describe your life?: Not bad

  23. How would you describe yourself?: Healthy

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I have no where else to go

  25. How would you describe spam?: A post that has no significance to the topic discussion.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Spam

Ebin
  • Ebin

    Eat sh*t

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#33

Posted 21 February 2006 - 11:02 PM

  1. Forum Name: Ebin

  2. Real-life Name:Joseph

  3. Real-life Location: North Carolina

  4. Age in Years: 12

  5. Star Sign: Virgo

  6. Weak Point: Money

  7. Favourite Color: Blue

  8. Favourite Number: 7

  9. Most commonly used expletive: sh*t!!!!

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Future. Pot thats it.

  11. Car or bus?: Car

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capatalisim

  13. All work and no play...: Work then play.

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Nope

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I don't know

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No
    2. 2. overspeeded? No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? No
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    No

  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:No

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: About 20

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: I don't know.

  21. How would you describe your social position?: Socially dead suicidal.gif .

  22. How would you describe your life?: Out of 10 10 being the best, 4.

  23. How would you describe yourself?: Gay.

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Because I have nothing to do.

  25. How would you describe spam?: Fun.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Boring.

a_fool_from_edinburgh
  • a_fool_from_edinburgh

    psychonaut

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#34

Posted 21 February 2006 - 11:26 PM


  1. Forum Name:
    look to you left (a_fool_from_edinburgh duh)
  2. Real-life Name:
    Tom
  3. Real-life Location:
    Ayrshire, Scotland
  4. Age in Years:
    20
  5. Star Sign:
    capricorn
  6. Weak Point:
    my achilles heel
  7. Favourite Colour:
    Green
  8. Favourite Number:
    ummm 69?
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    c*nt Monkey
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Skunk, lottsa lovley skunk
  11. Car or bus?:
    car, public transport is for common people
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism
  13. All work and no play...:
    All play and no work
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    I am incarcerated in my own mind
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    not to my knowledge
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      no, petty crime is silly
    2. 2. overspeeded?
      yes, petty crime + danger = cool
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      yes, how very sad
    4. 4. raped?
      naturally
    5. 5. murdered?
      I've killed about 4000 people in GTA
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:

    4000 people most count as terrorism
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    yes, all of them
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    abuser
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    17? I think
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    dsgfdsgtrkjs
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Upper Class (not new wealth i.e scum but proper upper class defined by class not money)
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Dull, yet fascinating
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    the best
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    good f*cking question
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    something my father ate when he was young and rationing was still in place
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    filling up some time

Xo4
  • Xo4

    The Lunatic is in My Head.

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  • Joined: 06 Feb 2005
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#35

Posted 22 February 2006 - 12:01 AM Edited by Blackout?, 12 June 2008 - 07:16 PM.

  1. Forum Name:
    Xo4
  2. Real-life Name:
    Dylan
  3. Real-life Location:
    Clinton .Utah
  4. Age in Years:
    24
  5. Star Sign:
    Taurus
  6. Weak Point:
    Wouldn't you like to know
  7. Favourite Colour:
    teal
  8. Favourite Number:
    84 and 1/2
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    Damn
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Used to be heroin Addict.
  11. Car or bus?:
    Four Seperate cars....
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism can be fun!?!
  13. All work and no play...:
    makes Jack a dull boy
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    oh two days
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    no
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No
    2. 2. overspeeded? Alot
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? No
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:No


  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Speeding way too many times
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Both
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    TOO MANY!
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    ahve
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Probably middle
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    I live in Utah so of coarse its boring
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    A Lucky Man.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    I have no f*cking idea
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Luncheon Meat
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
Meaningless questions that I still fill out.

CarpetDweller
  • CarpetDweller

    The steak is a lie

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  • Joined: 15 Nov 2004

#36

Posted 22 February 2006 - 12:09 AM

  1. Forum Name:
    Carpetdweller
  2. Real-life Name:
    Jason
  3. Real-life Location:
    London, UK
  4. Age in Years:
    29
  5. Star Sign:
    Sagittarius
  6. Weak Point:
    Not taking my own advice.
  7. Favourite Colour:
    "Mars Sky No.3" (seen on a paint chart) Kinda Purple.
  8. Favourite Number:
    3
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    sh*t, Bollocks or Uuuuuuuunghh!
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Alcohol on social occasions.
    Some past use of cigarettes and weed. Gave up the ciggies as soon as I noticed I wanted more despite not liking the taste. I wouldn't rule out weed forever but I'm in no rush. I doubt I'd buy it again, but if someone was passing a some around at a party then I'd probably take it. It's probably been 2 years since I even thought about it.
  11. Car or bus?:
    Whatever's more convenient. If I know parking will be a problem or if I'm drinking then it's public transport all the way.
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism, but I accept that both have flaws.
  13. All work and no play...:
    ... is just WRONG!!
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    Prison = Never.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    No.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? - Yes, but it was probably worth 20p. I felt bad when my mum found out.
    2. 2. overspeeded? - Over the official limit = Yes. Over a sensible speed for the area = No.
      40mph on a wide empty road between 2 huge open fields is not excessive in my view, yet I get fined 60 and get 3 points on my license!
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? - I used to shoot my basketball onto the garage roof knowing it would probably break the tiles. I did it to force my parents to buy me a proper hoop & backboard. It worked, but I feel guilty about it now - Don't do it kids.
    4. 4. raped? - Nope, I ain't sick in the head.
    5. 5. murdered? - No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
      Not knowingly. I have drawn some weird cartoons over the years though.


  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    No.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User. It's an amazing invention.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    17 - oh my god, that's too many. They are: iMac, mobile phone, home phone, PSP, PS2, Video, Video/DVD combo, printer, scanner, electric desk fan, MP3 player, Hi-Fi, TV and I just found 4 calculators in a drawer.
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    Most of the keys stick on my keyboard, so anything really. Usually if something has a double-letter then I double the wrong one. e.g. School becomes Scholl.
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    I suppose Working-Class, but I don't really believe in all that.
    No better or worse than anyone else. Most people like and respect me, but I have no real power over anything.
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Half Full.
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Easy-going and mostly happy. A strong believer in treating others how I'd like to be treated. Probably too moral and honest for my own good.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    I hear voices in my head.
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    The plague of emails, faxes and badly monitored forums. I'm not overly keen on the meat product either.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    A list of questions that I felt compelled to answer.

the_king
  • the_king

    "Rollin's a ritual" "Smokin's a style&q

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#37

Posted 22 February 2006 - 12:17 AM

Forum Name: the_king


Real-life Name: Joe


Real-life Location: Gibsons, BC, Canada


Age in Years: 18


Star Sign: I'm not superstisious.


Weak Point: Lying


Favourite Colour: red


Favourite Number: 13


Most commonly used expletive: F*ck you Biach


Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Present + future, F*ckin Pothead, Alchlohal abuser


Car or bus?: Chevy s10 lowered/ tuned


Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism


All work and no play...: Both


How much time have you spent incarcerated?: none sly.gif


Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: I hope not


Have you ever:


1. shoplifted? Yes

2. overspeeded? Too much

3. committed acts of vandalism? yes

4. raped? nope

5. murdered? nope

6. committed acts of terrorism?: Nope, god save Canada


Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: RAPING!!!!!


Are you an internet user or abuser?: Bit of both


How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 6


What is your most frequent typo?: speceil, Whoops... special


How would you describe your social position?: I run my town, don't f*ckin mess with me!!!


How would you describe your life?: awesome, too many friends


How would you describe yourself?: cool, pothead, drinker


Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I don't know, its fun to mod gta...


How would you describe spam?: THIS TOPIC!!! jkjk, nOObs asking stupid questions


How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): SPAM!!! jkjk

K^2
  • K^2

    Vidi Vici Veni

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  • Joined: 14 Apr 2004
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    Most Knowledgeable [GTA Series] 2011
    Best Debater 2010

#38

Posted 22 February 2006 - 12:47 AM

Ok, I'm in.
  1. Forum Name: K^2. Pronounced "K Squared".

  2. Real-life Name: Konstantin

  3. Real-life Location: Ohio, US.

  4. Age in Years: 20

  5. Star Sign: Virgo.

  6. Weak Point: Constantly underestimate human stupidity.

  7. Favourite Colour: Shades of dark blue or green. Don't really have THE favorite, though.

  8. Favourite Number: Don't have one anymore. Used to like 4 for some reason.

  9. Most commonly used expletive: "Sh*t!"

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Does Caffeine count?

  11. Car or bus?: If it's too far to walk, my 98' Hundai Tiburon.

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism. I'm greedy.

  13. All work and no play...: ... makes me turn work into a game, usually, which does not allway end well.

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None, but I almost want to count all the years I spent going to school.

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not to my knowledge, but I wouldn't be suprised if they aree listening to my phone conversations.

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Nope.
    2. 2. overspeeded? Does 85 in 35 count? It does? Well, I'm glad I have this one.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Not intentionally.
    4. 4. raped? No.
    5. 5. murdered? No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No.
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Yes. All of them. Some more often than others, but so far have not had a reason to do any of it.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Usually the later.

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: I counted 17, give or take. The number would go even higher if the radius is to be expanded to 3 meters.

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: I don't make tpyos.

  21. How would you describe your social position?: University Student. Need I say more?

  22. How would you describe your life?: Too short, but I'm working on it.

  23. How would you describe yourself?: Depends on who I am talking to, but generally as a person of high inteligence.

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Mostly to see if any interesting discussions are taking place.

  25. How would you describe spam?: Why describe it? Everyone knows what it is.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Stupid questionaire, you maid me look bad.

Demarest
  • Demarest

    what could be

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 12 Jul 2003

#39

Posted 22 February 2006 - 01:17 AM

  1. Forum Name: Demarest
  2. Real-life Name: Dan
  3. Real-life Location: Oregon, Ohio, USA
  4. Age in Years: 29
  5. Star Sign: Aries I think
  6. Weak Point: intentionally politically incorrect
  7. Favourite Colour: purple
  8. Favourite Number: 218
  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: none, never
  11. Car or bus?: car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: I don't identify with labels though I may identify with parts of different labels.
  13. All work and no play...: Will never be my way. My dad's like 54 and he's still just a big kid.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 100 days
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: not a single one cool.gif
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? no
    2. 2. overspeeded? Sped? Yes. Most of the time in fact.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? no
    4. 4. raped? no
    5. 5. murdered? not yet wink.gif
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: no
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: murder
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: not anymore
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 2 Computers, scanner, printer, digicam, cellphone, home theater and all that that entails... Do night goggles constitute an electronic gadget?
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: For whatever reason, if a word ends in D or G where the other one would still make it an actual word, I'll often misspell it.
  21. How would you describe your social position?: I'm a contradiction in terms. While a loner, I'm often the life of the party. While severely disgruntled, I often inspire and encourage others. While a bit of a hermit, I enjoy traveling. Etc.
  22. How would you describe your life?: Simple.
  23. How would you describe yourself?: No nonsense. Misunderstood. Underappreciated. Tormented.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: GTA's been a part of my life since III. It's a lot of fun and something about this place is addicting in and of itself. I've been to other forums and this one is decidedly different.
  25. How would you describe spam?: Filler. Something devoid of value. An expletive.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Most of it is either obvious or outrageous. But since I have a fan, I'm not about to pass up an opportunity to let him know the score wink.gif

Digital Murders
  • Digital Murders

    &?

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  • Joined: 13 Nov 2002

#40

Posted 22 February 2006 - 01:18 AM Edited by Digital Murders, 22 February 2006 - 06:01 AM.

  1. Forum Name: Digital Murders

  2. Real-life Name: Keith

  3. Real-life Location: Milwaukee, WI

  4. Age in Years: 19

  5. Star Sign: Virgo

  6. Weak Point: Arrogant asshole

  7. Favourite Colour: Black

  8. Favourite Number: 48?

  9. Most commonly used expletive: sh*t

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Weed/Weed/Weed

  11. Car or bus?: Car/ 06' Civic

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Capitalism

  13. All work and no play...: Makes me a sober dickhead.

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None...surprisingly

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Uh...that's sort of a long story....

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: That goes with the question of being wanted by law-enforcement agencies....again...long story.


  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I would like to murder several people.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Uhm...my cellphone...that's about it.

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Sentence...sentance? I can never remember.

  21. How would you describe your social position?: Upper class...but not like...completely up there. Sort of between middle and upper.

  22. How would you describe your life?: Pain in the ass...enjoyable and happy in some places.

  23. How would you describe yourself?: Metal.

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Mainly just to post in Music Chat.

  25. How would you describe spam?: Pork-like

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): A time filler.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in alien life or the super-natural? I believe in Aliens, I mean think about it, we're the Aliens to some other form of life. The universe is huge, there's something out there.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? Uhm.....no thanks.

Sexually Active? Very.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Again, something to do when there is nothing to do.

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? Neither. Time waster.

How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Uhm, there would be never any reason to bring it up. And it's not like I post 100 times a day. So they wouldn't find anything weird about it.

mirzab14
  • mirzab14

    Player Hater

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#41

Posted 22 February 2006 - 01:37 AM

  1. Forum Name: Mirzab14

  2. Real-life Name: Mirza

  3. Real-life Location: Chicago, Illinois

  4. Age in Years: 12

  5. Star Sign: No idea

  6. Weak Point: Tickling

  7. Favourite Colour: Blue

  8. Favourite Number: 14

  9. Most commonly used expletive: F*ck

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Nope, Nope, And Nope

  11. Car or bus?: Car

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Communism

  13. All work and no play...: No

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0
    0
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      No
    2. 2. overspeeded?
      No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      Yes
    4. 4. raped?
      No
    5. 5. murdered?
      No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:

    No
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Overspeed
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    Abuser
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    4
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    I dont really have any
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Hmm, Entertaining, and rapping
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Good, I have a great family. I have good friends, and good teachers. BUT I HATE SCHOOL!!!
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Nice, Funny, Athletic, GTA Fan, Computer Abuser, many more
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    It has a nice community on it.
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Stupid pointless annoying messages- It has to stop!
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Time filler, also a way to know people on GTAForums a bit better

ToyMachine
  • ToyMachine

    Scum.

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#42

Posted 22 February 2006 - 01:38 AM

QUOTE (Demarest @ Feb 21 2006, 21:17)

  1. 4. raped? no

I think statutory rape counts here.
  1. Forum Name: Toymachine

  2. Real-life Name: Wojo

  3. Real-life Location: Yonkers, NY

  4. Age in Years: 15

  5. Star Sign: Pices

  6. Weak Point: Women

  7. Favourite Colour: Black and white

  8. Favourite Number: 12

  9. Most commonly used expletive: sh*t

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Never

  11. Car or bus?: Car

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Communism

  13. All work and no play...: Makes Wojo a sex starved beast

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: 0

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yes
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No


  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: None of them.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 4

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: tea=yea

  21. How would you describe your social position?: Socially active?

  22. How would you describe your life?: Average.

  23. How would you describe yourself?: Average.

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Friends and I can't break the cycle.

  25. How would you describe spam?: Useless posts that don't even humor me.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire?: Useless but I like to think people give a crap about me.

ILAK
  • ILAK

    Soon to be Dad

  • Andolini Mafia Family
  • Joined: 01 Jun 2004
  • United-States

#43

Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:00 AM Edited by I Love Anna Kournikova, 22 February 2006 - 02:07 AM.

  1. Forum Name:
    I Love Anna Kournikova

  2. Real-life Name:
    Trevor

  3. Real-life Location:
    Sacramento Califronia
  4. Age in Years:
    15 1/2

  5. Star Sign:
    Like Cancer an sh*t cause thats what I am
  6. Weak Point:
    Sticking up for myself for dumb reasons
  7. Favourite Colour:
    I bleed silver and black
  8. Favourite Number:
    35
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    why?
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Nope, never
  11. Car or bus?:
    car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism
  13. All work and no play...:
    no?
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    0
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    no
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?no
    2. 2. overspeeded?ya
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?ya
    4. 4. raped?no
    5. 5. murdered?no
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:no
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    no

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    user
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    2
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    When I push enter it alwas come out like this]
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    really well
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Fun, Entertaining
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    fun

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    its adictive
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    not a big deal, its the internet
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Gave me something to do

meta187
  • meta187

    Challenge Convention, Question Authority.

  • The Connection
  • Joined: 01 Jul 2004
  • None
  • Most Knowledgeable [Gaming] 2013
    Best Member in a Group 2010

#44

Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:09 AM Edited by meta187, 22 February 2006 - 02:15 AM.

QUOTE (Demarest @ Feb 22 2006, 01:17)




  1. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Most of it is either obvious or outrageous. But since I have a fan, I'm not about to pass up an opportunity to let him know the score wink.gif


GaT-Damn! Am I that obvious? The expression "friend of a friend" comes to mind. And yes "overspeeded" is not any kind of word.

Anywho, since this is rollin' pretty tough I'll start into the tableing now.

Possible future lively additional and or variation on questions may include:

QUOTE

Bonus Questions:



  • Do you believe in alien life or the super-natural? alien.gif



  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)



  • Sexually Active? (Your here aren't you? So stop frontin' on that BooOoshId!).



  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).



  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life?
    How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Or do you at all (That question is for Medallion Man he'd be mortified if any of his running buddies knew he was online talking to the intraweB-trollz)?





I think I'll leave a Bonus Questions section open at the beginning so like if anyone has a particular question they'd like ammended I can add it at any time without changing up the initial survey too drastically. Sound Good?

the_king
  • the_king

    "Rollin's a ritual" "Smokin's a style&q

  • Members
  • Joined: 07 Jun 2005

#45

Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:19 AM

These questions are cool... alien.gif Here are my answers:


Bonus Questions:



Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?

Yes, I do belive that there is some sort of life out there, and I do belive in the supernatural- like "the philidelphia experament", levitation, things like that etc.



Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)

If I knew which ones are girls I would know...



Sexually Active? (Your here aren't you? So stop frontin' on that BooOoshId!).

F*ck yes. Sex is good.



How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

Cool. Very interesting.



GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life?
How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Or do you at all (That question is for Medallion Man he'd be mortified if any of his running buddies knew he was online talking to the intraweB-trollz)?

Guilty pleasure/ personal fun. I have lots of friends, and no, I wouldn't tell them that I post in GTA Forums.

ATK
  • ATK

    Drive Slow

  • Feroci Racing
  • Joined: 15 Sep 2005

#46

Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:22 AM Edited by ATK, 04 May 2006 - 12:19 AM.

  1. Forum Name:
    ATK
  2. Real-life Name:
    ???
  3. Real-life Location:
    Jamaica Queens NYC
  4. Age in Years:
    16

  5. Star Sign:
    Pisces
  6. Weak Point:
    Talking
  7. Favourite Colour:
    Red
  8. Favourite Number:
    3
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    Nigga
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    a few times
  11. Car or bus?:
    car
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism
  13. All work and no play...:
    No
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    about 10 hours
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    I hope not
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      yes
    2. 2. overspeeded?
      no
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      yes
    4. 4. raped?
      no
    5. 5. murdered?
      no
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
      no
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    yes, murder
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    user
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    7
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    thier. It should be their
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    active
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    on a detour
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    athletic and lazy
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    gtaforums? I could have sworn I was doing crack. dontgetit.gif
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    somthing that contributes to nothing
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    kind of interesting

meta187
  • meta187

    Challenge Convention, Question Authority.

  • The Connection
  • Joined: 01 Jul 2004
  • None
  • Most Knowledgeable [Gaming] 2013
    Best Member in a Group 2010

#47

Posted 22 February 2006 - 02:25 AM

Thanks the_king, went ahead and added the bonus questions section to the front (without all the glib asides) so people please feel free to submit questions for that section.

Mafia Righthand_Man
  • Mafia Righthand_Man

    Shuffle off.

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Feb 2002

#48

Posted 22 February 2006 - 03:13 AM Edited by Mafia Righthand_Man, 22 February 2006 - 03:15 AM.

  1. Forum Name:Mafia RHM

  2. Real-life Name:Corey

  3. Real-life Location:Jupiter, FL

  4. Age in Years:17

  5. Star Sign:Capricorn

  6. Weak Point:Dunno

  7. Favourite Colour:Green

  8. Favourite Number:Don't have one.

  9. Most commonly used expletive:f*ck.

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:I ate a weed brownie once but I had no idea what it was and I spit it out promptly after I figured out, lol.

  11. Car or bus?:Car.

  12. Capitalism or Communism?:Capitalism

  13. All work and no play...:Hell no.

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:None.

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Nope.

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Mmm...I guess you could say that. Got free ice cream because the people running the store were absolute idiots. It was a Baskin Robbins/Dunkin Donuts combo cafe with no one running the register at the Baskin Robbins side. I stood in line at the Dunkin Donuts side and asked for ice cream, so they directed me over to the Baskin Robbins side. I got my ice cream and apparently lost my spot in line and had to get in line again so I could pay. I sat down and ate, then left. The cashier never noticed. I would've paid if they didn't make me get in line again.
    2. 2. overspeeded? Yes, lol.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? No.
    4. 4. raped? No.
    5. 5. murdered? No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:No.
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:Yeah, I've thought about raping...YOUR MOM BEFORE. OHH.
    .
    .
    .
    .....No.


  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:Abuser I guess.

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:If you count a computer as one, I guess you could count about 6.

  20. What is your most frequent typo?:I usually mess up with URL's. I'll try typing something like "Google.com" but I will put "Google.coim"

  21. How would you describe your social position?:Good I guess.

  22. How would you describe your life?:Good. I'm satisfied with my life.

  23. How would you describe yourself?:I prefer to leave that to others.

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:Mmmm. Good question. There are a few things keeping me here, but I liked the forums a lot better a few years back.

  25. How would you describe spam?:Can be funny if executed well. Ex:I found Bumpasaurus hilarious.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Dunno.

Luke
  • Luke

    suckmyrocket

  • Inactive Staff
  • Joined: 01 Dec 2003
  • None

#49

Posted 22 February 2006 - 03:16 AM

  1. Forum Name: Luke
  2. Real-life Name:Luke
  3. Real-life Location: West Yorkshire, England
  4. Age in Years: 15
  5. Star Sign: Taurus
  6. Weak Point: Index finger
  7. Favourite Colour: Black
  8. Favourite Number: 2 - Binary for the win
  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: No/No/No?
  11. Car or bus?: Bus
  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Communism all the way
  13. All work and no play...: Yes sad.gif
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: None
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not knowingly
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? No
    2. 2. overspeeded? No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? No
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism? No
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Murder...
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: monocle.gif
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 18454
  20. What is your most frequent typo?: ;p;
  21. How would you describe your social position?: monocle.gif
  22. How would you describe your life?: Bleugh
  23. How would you describe yourself?: Sad Bastard
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Keep asking myself that
  25. How would you describe spam?: Food that doesn't much interest me
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): Piss pathetic

The Phantom Menace
  • The Phantom Menace

    Man of Mystery

  • Members
  • Joined: 26 Apr 2005

#50

Posted 22 February 2006 - 03:18 AM Edited by The Phantom Menace, 22 February 2006 - 03:26 AM.

a. Forum Name: The Phantom Menace

b. Real-life Name: Mark(Markus)

c. Real-life Location: Leicester, England, United Kingdom.

d. Age in Years: 20

e. Star Sign: Cancer

f.Weak Point: Taking things too seriously at times. confused.gif

g. Favourite Colour: Blue

h. Favourite Number: 7

i. Most commonly used expletive in the English language: Tw*t.

j. Drug use? Past/Present/Future I don't take the likes of pot. I don't really have the balls to do it. However though, I am known to drink excessively. rolleyes.gif

k. Car or bus? Bus. I have yet to pass my drivers test. sad.gif

l. Capitalism or Communism? Neither

m. All work and no play... Makes Mark even duller than he already is.

n. How much time have you spent incarcerated? Around 10 minutes.

o. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies? Nope.

p. Have you ever:
1. 1. shoplifted?

I stole a Mars bar from the corner shop once. blush.gif
2. 2. overspeeded? How can I? tounge.gif
3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Nope
4. 4. raped? Nope
5. 5. murdered? Nope
6. 6. committed acts of terrorism Nope

q. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones? I know quite a few people who I'd like to murder. ph34r.gif

r. Are you an internet user or abuser? User.

s. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position? 4. PC, TV, Stereo, Mobile phone and PS2.

t. What is your most frequent typo? Teh

u. How would you describe your social position? Almost non-existent at the moment. cryani.gif

v. How would you describe your life? Average, I guess

w. How would you describe yourself? A generally happy person who is always up for a laugh. Though, I do have my moments.

x. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums? Usually because I have nothing better to do.

y. How would you describe spam? Stupid.

z. How would you describe this questionnaire? Interesting.



JasonB
  • JasonB

    GTA-SA/GTA-VC/GTA3 Modder Extraordinaire

  • Members
  • Joined: 24 Aug 2002
  • None

#51

Posted 22 February 2006 - 03:52 AM

  1. Forum Name:
    JasonB
  2. Real-life Name:
    Jason Blockley
  3. Real-life Location:
    NSW Australia
  4. Age in Years:
    17 on May 5th, so still 16
  5. Star Sign:
    Don't care, astrology is the biggest crock of sh*t ever.
  6. Weak Point:
    Getting hit in the crotch, that hurts like hell.
  7. Favourite Colour:
    Ultra-violet
  8. Favourite Number:
    Infinite or minus-zero
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    I don't count.
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Past, no. Present, no. Future, likely.
  11. Car or bus?:
    Train
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    My own home-blend of libertarian leftist policies but the right to personal property and money and such.
  13. All work and no play...:
    All play and no work...
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    Not yet/
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    Don't think so
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted?
      Nope
    2. 2. overspeeded?
      Nope
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism?
      Minor
    4. 4. raped?
      Never
    5. 5. murdered?
      Never
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
      Depends on who's definition of terrorism, by US standards, yes.

  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Terrorism
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    A little from column A, a little from column B.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    10
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    teh
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    Bourgeois, or middle/upper class. Up with the proletariat!
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Decent
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Aiming for higher moral standards.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    I don't log off
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Meat in a can
  26. How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target):
    Full of questions.

Spidey.
  • Spidey.

    Secret Wars

  • Members
  • Joined: 02 Jun 2004

#52

Posted 22 February 2006 - 04:23 AM

B]Bonus Questions:[/B]
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? I guess, but im not over the top with it. I think it's possible.

  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? All the alcohol in the world couldn't make me f*ck a dude. Sorry.

  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Slightly often.

  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). There's nothing to really describe...

  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Neither. It's just a place i visit from time to time now. It's a cool place, wouldn't call it a guilty pleasure or a way of life though. That's just a little too much...

darthYENIK
  • darthYENIK

    Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.

  • Andolini Mafia Family
  • Joined: 28 Sep 2002
  • United-States
  • Most Knowledgeable [Movies & TV] 2013

#53

Posted 22 February 2006 - 06:02 AM

Bonus Questions:




* Do you believe in alien life or the super-natural? alien.gif: Some of that stuff I believe. But some I don't. I believe in Sasquatch, Ghosts, and Aliens (not coming to earth, but somewhere out there).



* Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually): Myself.



* Sexually Active? (Your here aren't you? So stop frontin' on that BooOoshId!).: Not at the moment, it's been quite a long time.



* How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).: PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME! I LIKE IT! IT'S WITTY AND PEOPLE SEEM TO ENJOY IT! JUST DON'T KILL ME!



* GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? Or do you at all (That question is for Medallion Man he'd be mortified if any of his running buddies knew he was online talking to the intraweB-trollz)?: I don't. It's not that I'm ashamed, which I kind of am, this place IS a shame. It's just that they don't ask and I don't tell.

Chalk
  • Chalk

    Like a puzzle...

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 17 Jan 2006
  • None

#54

Posted 22 February 2006 - 07:15 AM Edited by Chalk, 22 February 2006 - 07:18 AM.

  1. Forum Name: Chalk

  2. Real-life Name:Michael

  3. Real-life Location:Melbourne, Australia

  4. Age in Years:17

  5. Star Sign:Sagittarius

  6. Weak Point:What weak points?

  7. Favourite Colour:Black

  8. Favourite Number:21

  9. Most commonly used expletive:expletive?

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:Only alcohol and medicinal pharmaceuticals

  11. Car or bus?:Bus?

  12. Capitalism or Communism?:Both

  13. All work and no play...:Pisses me off

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:None...yet

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:Not that I know of

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Only a lolly (like from those pick and mix things) when I was like 7
    2. 2. overspeeded? Not deliberately. My dad woulda killed me.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Maybe
    4. 4. raped? No
    5. 5. murdered? No
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:
    Who said I blew that up?

  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:not often, just sometimes

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?: Both

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:5 or 6

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: Proably (<---- that)

  21. How would you describe your social position?: Im sitting in a chair

  22. How would you describe your life?: I wouldnt

  23. How would you describe yourself?: I dont

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I dont. It automatically signs me in.

  25. How would you describe spam?: Like a cheap version of meta meat.

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): It has a few tags already in here so its easy. smile.gif

Jack_Knife
  • Jack_Knife

    we usually take all niggas garments

  • Leone Family Mafia
  • Joined: 08 Dec 2001

#55

Posted 22 February 2006 - 07:45 AM Edited by Jack_Knife, 08 February 2009 - 03:26 AM.

see this post

vicegirl~
  • vicegirl~

    Girls Just Wanna Have Guns.

  • Members
  • Joined: 02 Feb 2006

#56

Posted 22 February 2006 - 08:28 AM

  1. Forum Name: vicegirl~

  2. Real-life Name: Jenn

  3. Real-life Location: Austin, TX

  4. Age in Years:17

  5. Star Sign:Gemini

  6. Weak Point: Not Telling

  7. Favourite Colour: cliche' but pink, I think vice city converted me.

  8. Favourite Number: 7 is lucky.

  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    c*nt. As in, "Mar is my favorite c*nt."
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Nah, I don't do that dirty stuff though I think drinking a lot is worse than smoking weed.
  11. Car or bus?:
    Car, definately, even if you have to pull someone out of it.
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Never thought about it before.
  13. All work and no play...:
    Make me unhappy.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Does detention count?

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: No sir!

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? tempted.
    2. 2. overspeeded? not yet.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? no.
    4. 4. raped? wtf wrote these questions again!? Oh yea meta, he is a throwed off mofo!
    5. 5. murdered? meta for asking that question, or maybe I'll just rape him instead.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?:no.


  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: maybe just taking what i want regardless of having the money to pay for it probably why I like gta.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    quickly approaching abuse.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    That's kind of personal now isn't it?
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    "teher"
  21. How would you describe your social position?: popular with people but they don't know how wierd i really am.

  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Pretty, ok.
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    Nice until you get on my bad side, don't do that. sneaky2.gif
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I've been here a few weeks after looking up some cheats and was surprised at how many people are registered here. People have been pretty nice so far except those turds in The Precinct.

  25. How would you describe spam?:
    unedible.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
really good for new people.

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? alien.gif

    Anything is possible, you never know. Things aren't always what they seem.
  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)

    switch teams? Mar jumped on me last week does that count?
  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?

    Very Close! I need to be more careful.

  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head).

    cryani.gif

  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly?

    guilty pleasure, only my closest friends even know I own a PS2.

CaptainSpaulding.
  • CaptainSpaulding.

    Player Hater

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 19 Feb 2006

#57

Posted 22 February 2006 - 08:28 AM Edited by CaptainSpaulding., 22 February 2006 - 08:31 AM.

  1. Forum Name: CaptainSpaulding.

  2. Real-life Name: Jake

  3. Real-life Location: New Haven, CT

  4. Age in Years: 13

  5. Star Sign: Saggitarius

  6. Weak Point: Not sleeping in school tounge.gif

  7. Favourite Colour: Green

  8. Favourite Number: 420

  9. Most commonly used expletive: f*ck

  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?: Past, Present, and future.

  11. Car or bus?: I travel by foot.

  12. Capitalism or Communism?: Communism

  13. All work and no play...: Makes Jake want some mary jane.

  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?: They'll never catch me alive.

  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: They probably know about me from the many times I shoplifted and stole sh*t.

  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes
    2. 2. overspeeded? No
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? All the time.
    4. 4. raped? Nope.
    5. 5. murdered? Nope
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: I can't even fly a plane in Battlefield, nevermind real life.
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Nope.

  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    CaptainSpaulding. breaks up this page and rolls it.


    Abuser. tounge.gif

  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Counting all my computer parts? Well, there's the computer, speakers, monitor, TV, satelite reciever, PS2, heater, VCR, Super Nintendo, Guitar amp, alarm clock and one of my stereo speakers.

  20. What is your most frequent typo?: "Thier"(Their) and "Slepp" (Spell)

  21. How would you describe your social position?: The stoner/shoplifter

  22. How would you describe your life?: Pretty sh*tty.

  23. How would you describe yourself?: Average height, weight, long ass hair, and a good music taste.

  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Top secret clown business. (If you've seen The Devil's Rejects, you'd know.)

  25. How would you describe spam?: Not as good as manwich

  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): it runs like your refrigerator. very homosexually.

Bonus Questions:
  • Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Yes.

  • Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I don't know any of them tounge.gif

  • Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Bitches ain't sh*t but hoes and tricks.

  • How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). I'd say it was worse than The Ring 2

  • GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't.

Serious Dave
  • Serious Dave

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#58

Posted 22 February 2006 - 08:29 AM Edited by Serious Dave, 22 February 2006 - 08:37 AM.

Forum Name:
Serious Dave

Real-life Name:
David Howard

Real-life Location:
Canada

Age in Years:
18

Star Sign:
Libra

Weak Point:
will die if shot

Favourite Colour:
blue

Favourite Number:
01

Most commonly used expletive:
DIE YOU NAZE SCUM

Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
none

Car or bus?:
TANK

Capitalism or Communism?:
old RUSSIA Communism

All work and no play...:
makes me kill people

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
none

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
not yet


Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?:
yes 1 tank

2. overspeeded?:
all day long down the highway

3. committed acts of vandalism?:
no

4. raped?:
hell no

5. murdered?:
no but sh*t can hapen

6. committed acts of terrorism?:
no but sh*t can hapen

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above?:
no

Are you an internet user or abuser?:
user

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
71953924 and going up

What is your most frequent typo?:
all i say is a typo

How would you describe your social position?:
anti social

How would you describe your life?:
no life i will die at the computer

How would you describe yourself?:
Avro Arrowhead

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
people might need my help

How would you describe spam?:
waste of webspace

How would you describe this questionaire?:
fun time killer


Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural?:
no i know the true story

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head):
you can kill me but a R/C Avro Arrow will nuke you off the world

_-playero-_
  • _-playero-_

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#59

Posted 22 February 2006 - 08:55 AM

QUOTE
Real-life Name: Jenn


I thought girls were a myth sad.gif

Richard Zurawski
  • Richard Zurawski

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#60

Posted 22 February 2006 - 11:13 AM

  1. Forum Name:
    Richard Zurawski
  2. Real-life Name:
    Richard Zurawski
  3. Real-life Location:
    S-E Victoria, Australia
  4. Age in Years:
    16
  5. Star Sign:
    Pices
  6. Weak Point:
    My hearing isn't too great, I've got a few issues with my back too.
  7. Favourite Colour:
    Cyan blue
  8. Favourite Number:
    7
  9. Most commonly used expletive:
    'Crackie'
  10. Drug Use? Past/Present/Future?:
    Mull, I love to have a mix every now and then.
  11. Car or bus?:
    Bus at the moment because I don't have my liscence yet. I've got a trio of Holden Kingswoods waiting for me once I do though.
  12. Capitalism or Communism?:
    Capitalism. I've learnt a lot about communism through History at school and while the principals are nice, I like the class system in society, it gives people something to strive for.
  13. All work and no play...:
    Makes life not worth living. I'm just here to have fun.
  14. How much time have you spent incarcerated?:
    Two or three hours at best.
  15. Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:
    Nope.
  16. Have you ever:
    1. 1. shoplifted? Yes many times, used to be damn good at it too. But I got caught eventually and was charged by the police. I haven't done it since.
    2. 2. overspeeded? Sure have. My best so far was pulling 150kph on the highway with a speed limit of 110kph, I overtook six cars pulling trailers and caravans in the space of a short overtaking lane.
    3. 3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes countless.
    4. 4. raped? No.
    5. 5. murdered? No.
    6. 6. committed acts of terrorism?: No more than anyone else.
  17. Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:
    Nah.
  18. Are you an internet user or abuser?:
    User.
  19. How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:
    Four. not including the computer/monitor/etc.
  20. What is your most frequent typo?:
    'E' before 'I' instead of the other way around.
  21. How would you describe your social position?:
    I dunno, stoner, revhead. People either love me or hate me, I don't care what anyone thinks of me.
  22. How would you describe your life?:
    Quite busy at the moment, what with my final year at school, my tafe course, my job, house renovations, car restoration work and partying whenever I can.
  23. How would you describe yourself?:
    A bogan. I look like a bum, I don't worry much about my appearance. I try to get along with most people. I look after my mates. I love rock 'n' roll, muscle cars and anything mechanical.
  24. Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?:
    f*cked if I knew! I guess it'd have to be because of the LFM, without them, I would've gotten bored sh*tless and left long ago.
  25. How would you describe spam?:
    Pureed offle, stuffed into a can for your convenience.
  26. How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):
    Well, it looks like a series of questions to me.




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