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#1

Posted 31 July 2005 - 01:55 AM Edited by Fatality., 24 August 2005 - 12:02 AM.

Welcome to the VC Funny Caption Contest!

Hi, everyone. water boy's "Caption This Picture Contest!" thread inspired me to make a funny caption contest thread for VC screenshots. The SA thread was originally created by viva gta san andreas. This is how it will work: I will post a VC screenshot once every day (there might be exceptions), and you will caption it. Your captions must be funny. Once the screenshot has been left up for an entire day, I will judge which captions place in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. If you submit a winning caption, you will gain points on the scoreboard. 1st place gets you five points, 2nd place gets you three points, and 3rd place gets you one point. The user that is first to reach 50 points is crowned the Funny Caption Contest Winner. Here are some additional rules:
  • You are allowed to submit a maximum of two captions per day if you so choose. You don't have to.
  • Flaming or spamming in this thread will get you permanently banned from the contest.
  • If you can, please modify the screenshot rather than just posting your caption. This isn't mandatory.
  • If the same screenshot is left up for more than one day, than you can assume I am temporalily altering the rules.
  • You may jump in and start participating in the contest at any time, if you are interested. There will be no sign ups. If you plan on winning though, your best bet is to start participating in the beginning, which is now.
  • Be original and funny!!!
  • Have fun!
With that said, here is the first screenshot:

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I would like to get as many people to participate as possible, so please compete if you are interested. This thread has the potenial to be fun if enough people are active.

Scoreboard
Name: | Points:
Jonny Tightlips | 36
The_Real_Deal | 30
Demarest | 19
Otter | 13
Spuds725 | 12
Hell No... | 11
ThaddeusMcKlown | 11
Matt Sin | 8
Cheatah | 11
D Jones | 5
KoLSPD2 | 4
Scarface007 | 4
51L3N7 4554551N | 3
Boll Weevil | 3
cronusthetitan | 3
DiVaio | 3
red light | 3
Dr. Stupid | 1
everen | 1
viva gta san andreas | 1
xxnofear617xx | 1

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#2

Posted 31 July 2005 - 01:59 AM Edited by ThaddeusMcKlown, 31 July 2005 - 02:01 AM.

I'll give it a go.


Guy on the far left syas:
"Sorry about your car, man. But i've got some good news! I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!"
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#3

Posted 31 July 2005 - 12:37 PM

QUOTE (Fatality. @ Jul 30 2005, 21:55)
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I'm not good at original. I'm good at quoting, so here goes...

"Now where the hell did I put that damn thing." -Mr Mackey

"Yep, I've been drinkin again." -GTA3 ped

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#4

Posted 31 July 2005 - 05:13 PM

Guy scratching his head: Just back from the mechanic. Good as new.... I think.... Oh i knew i shouldn't have done his sister

-----OR-----

Guy scratching head: At least warn me when your gonna do that!

Other Guy: Sorry.... Oops! Blew up mine too. Must have been in the blast radius.....

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#5

Posted 31 July 2005 - 05:38 PM

QUOTE (Demarest @ Jul 31 2005, 14:37)
I'm not good at original. I'm good at quoting, so here goes...

"Now where the hell did I put that damn thing." -Mr Mackey

"Yep, I've been drinkin again." -GTA3 ped

You're definatly familiar with every detail of GTAIII, not? bored.gif




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#6

Posted 31 July 2005 - 06:22 PM

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Guy Scratching Head: "That can't be good"
Guy On Left: "Probably not, but look on the bright side - Your car finally has air conditioning!"

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#7

Posted 31 July 2005 - 07:39 PM

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Guy on the right singing: "I am a Tea Pot short and stout-- this is my handle, this is my spout"

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#8

Posted 31 July 2005 - 09:46 PM

guy on the right: with enough money from my mom i can finally pimp my ride!
guy on the left: shut the f*ck up noob

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#9

Posted 01 August 2005 - 01:00 AM

So who wins?
-TMcK-

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#10

Posted 01 August 2005 - 01:24 AM

"I told you the Hatians would strip it clean if you parked it here."

"See what happens when you use the cigarette lighter!!"

"WOW, those new Subway hot subs ARE hot"


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#11

Posted 01 August 2005 - 02:58 AM

Spuds's is the only one that made me laugh out loud. But I'd still vote for "I knew I shouldn't have done his sister" because I respect people with senses of humor like that.

@DeRCT13: I've logged more time in and in the files of that game that the entire R* team that made it combined. I am NOT exaggerating.

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Posted 01 August 2005 - 07:59 PM Edited by Spuds725, 01 August 2005 - 10:52 PM.

I like the Geico one myself...

Heres another one (we are allowed two)--

"Thats the last time I let Tommy Vercetti borrow my car"

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#13

Posted 01 August 2005 - 11:17 PM

QUOTE (Fatality. @ Jul 30 2005, 21:55)
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'sh*t, I forgot the handbrake.'
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#14

Posted 02 August 2005 - 12:23 AM

Lol. Great captions. lol.gif In my opinion, you guys are a lot funnier than the people that post in the SA thread. ph34r.gif Anyway, winners:

1st Place - Spuds725
2nd Place - Spuds725
3rd Place - ThaddeusMcKlown

Congrats, and thanks to everyone for participating. New screenshot:

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 11:10 AM Edited by 51L3N7 4554551N, 02 August 2005 - 08:43 PM.

Tommy: Stop! Your the 1000th buyer of that sanchez..... and the first guy ive evr seen with a pink arrow over there head....

-----or-----

Tommy: Stop, in the name of the law!
Haitian: You cant catch me fool!
Tommy: With a pink arrow over your head? I beg to differ.....

All for now. And cheers Demarest for the compliment biggrin.gif


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#16

Posted 02 August 2005 - 02:59 PM Edited by ThaddeusMcKlown, 02 August 2005 - 07:10 PM.

QUOTE (Fatality. @ Aug 1 2005, 20:23)
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Tommy: Your mom's a whore!
Other Guy: WHAT?
*other guy crashes into wall*
-TMcK-

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 03:45 PM

QUOTE (Fatality. @ Aug 1 2005, 20:23)
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"Say hello to my little friend."

... it had to be done blush.gif

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 04:02 PM

tommy : wow my gun looks really cool when your driving down the road at 50 .

other dude : yeah but id keep my eyes on the road

tommy : why ?

other dude : cause your on the wrong side of the road and lance is comin your way

tommy : sh*t ........

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 08:07 PM

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Haitian looks up after spawning--- "what the ??.. thats not a diamond, this isn't SIMS---oh sh!t!!" and then gets wasted by Tommy

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 08:34 PM

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Tommy looks at pink arrow - " I gotta lay off the boomshine, I'm seein' sh*t! "

OR

Tommy - " This screenshot's not big enough for the both of us, and I ain't leavin'. "

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 08:56 PM

I'm glad I'm an influence to someone. lol.gif Z

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#22

Posted 02 August 2005 - 08:58 PM Edited by Fatality., 03 August 2005 - 11:04 PM.

Winners:

1st Place - Demarest
2nd Place - The_Real_Deal
3rd Place - Spuds725

Congrats. New screenshot:

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 09:18 PM

Will someone get that Midget behind me to stop following me?

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 09:45 PM

I see you baby, shakin that ass.

A gimmick, i know biggrin.gif

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#25

Posted 02 August 2005 - 09:52 PM

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Does my ass look in in this?

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Posted 02 August 2005 - 10:00 PM Edited by The_Real_Deal, 02 August 2005 - 10:05 PM.

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" Mom, wait! I dropped out of Vice U and now I spend my days skating around town in my bra and panties, but it's not what you think! "

OR

" This picture of my ass is so popular, I better be getting a mighty big royalty check from Rockstar in the mail. "

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 12:17 AM

QUOTE (Fatality. @ Aug 2 2005, 16:58)
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Another pic where I have to dip into the old quote sack:

"Professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?"
"Well I think it's BOOTY. BOOTY! *record scratch* BOOTY! That's what it is."
/Beastie Boys

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 12:34 AM

QUOTE (The_Real_Deal @ Aug 2 2005, 18:00)
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'Stop looking at my ass'


'Dude, where's my car?'

meh, i'm no good at this.
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 12:43 AM

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Even with that big ol' caboose, she rolls along pretty well!

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#30

Posted 03 August 2005 - 02:09 AM

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"What can brown do for you?"

and

Girl: "Do I look fat in this"




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