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Posted 13 July 2005 - 04:51 PM Edited by DigitalChaos, 15 July 2005 - 08:11 PM.
It was the night before chrismas eve and the elves of the north pole were working busy. They wanted 2 celebrate wit santa so they decided that who ever got the shortest straw had 2 ask santa will he come and celebrate wit them. The elve who had to ask was the smallest elve out of the whole lot of the elves. So he went up 2 the house of santa and mrs santa. He rapt the door and the door swung round and there stood the biggest man in the world. He said "Wat the f*ck u want little 1"
The little elve said shivering and spook in a shivering voice "Um, um could u come do, do down 2 the wor, workhouse and cel, celebrate wit us plz" Santa said in a rude manner " Y da f*ck do u think i would f*cking celebrate
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