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#1741

Posted 20 June 2013 - 08:44 PM Edited by King Andreas, 20 June 2013 - 10:12 PM.

I was chasing a Da Nang member with the intention of stealing his Manana. He eventually stopped at a red light in Chinatown, a bunch of Triads yanked him out of his car, started punching him, shoving him into another Triads car. One of the attacking Triads missed the Da Nang boy punching the other Triads car in the process. The Triad whose car got hit got out of the Stratum, starting committing friendly fire resulting in the attacking Triads running away and the Da Nang boy chasing them.

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#1742

Posted 21 June 2013 - 05:34 PM Edited by lil weasel, 21 June 2013 - 11:07 PM.

QUOTE (GTAction99 @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 19:09)
Failed/Experimental Bullet Prototype?
http://s14.postimg.o...11_01_55_44.png
http://s14.postimg.o...11_02_12_57.png
http://s14.postimg.o...11_02_02_23.png
http://s14.postimg.o...11_01_59_67.png
Genuine WTF Moment when I saw this. mercie_blink.gif
It had the Clover sound too. notify.gif

wtf how did happend biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif


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#1743

Posted 21 June 2013 - 10:49 PM

The green goo gives you SUPER Powers... NNNNOOOT... but it gives you glitches

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#1744

Posted 21 June 2013 - 11:03 PM

QUOTE (markusizr @ Friday, Jun 21 2013, 17:34)
QUOTE (GTAction99 @ Monday, Jun 10 2013, 19:09)
Failed/Experimental Bullet Prototype?
http://s14.postimg.o...11_01_55_44.png
http://s14.postimg.o...11_02_12_57.png
http://s14.postimg.o...11_02_02_23.png
http://s14.postimg.o...11_01_59_67.png
Genuine WTF Moment when I saw this. mercie_blink.gif
It had the Clover sound too. notify.gif

wtf how did happend biggrin.gif

It is a MOD anything can happen when you change the programing in the game.

It isn't necessary to quote ALL of large posts. EDIT it down to essentials.
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#1745

Posted 22 June 2013 - 02:41 AM

One from a while back.

The serial killer/conspiracy guy walked into the water and killed himself. wow.gif


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#1746

Posted 22 June 2013 - 07:11 PM

^ too bad peope cant swim like on vcs sad.gif

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#1747

Posted 22 June 2013 - 08:27 PM

This is more once in a lifetime moment ( u prolly dont believe and u dont have to cuz happened once and dunno how to do it exactly + aint got proof ). No cops over the whole map no cop cars etc. i was at mission where to steal from old man with ryder u got like 8minutes mission time. I used 6 star wanted cheat and if right played basketball and entered mission mark so it started and normally tank etc. spawns, now nothing. I jetpack to casino part and no cops there, i entered stripclub then left BAM cops spawned. Still crazy that police spawn was off untill refresh ( enter/leave building )

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#1748

Posted 02 July 2013 - 08:32 PM

Just look at this

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#1749

Posted 02 July 2013 - 09:32 PM

Happens often when driving around in a Monster. Still funny though.

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#1750

Posted 04 July 2013 - 09:36 AM

Ha ha ha ha I had my first in-game not in-game WTF moment.
I was playing San Andreas in the "vertical Bird" mission and started hearing the GTA III Pager and I was like WTF. Only a couple of seconds later I realized that was my cellphone LOLOLOL. biggrin.gif colgate.gif tounge2.gif suicidal.gif lol.gif blush.gif

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#1751

Posted 04 July 2013 - 10:28 AM

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#1752

Posted 05 July 2013 - 05:26 AM Edited by FacebookStalkerJustKidding, 05 July 2013 - 05:52 AM.

Planes flying into the Maze Bank tower and exploding. Is must be an easter egg about 9.11

Not san andreas but in vice city android i was tryig to jump to the police cars (so i can get one to do vigilant) at the police station where you had to free cam jones and i went through the wall and fell into hell. later on i spawned inside a police car and got stuck. pressed the symbol to enter the car, i fly into the air and fall ontop of the car. SPLAT.

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#1753

Posted 05 July 2013 - 09:23 AM

QUOTE (Frenzzy @ Thursday, Jul 4 2013, 12:28)
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Common problem when alt-tabbing out of the game. Happens selfdom. Only way is to restart the game.

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#1754

Posted 07 July 2013 - 10:23 AM

In a quarry mission a Rustler flew into the Dumper that you need to load the body and motorcycle into suicidal.gif

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#1755

Posted 09 July 2013 - 12:45 AM Edited by King Andreas, 09 July 2013 - 12:48 AM.

After converting a code designed to color Rifas territories as blue on the map, a peculiar line (GAY4-AZP6-E6CKF) caught me by surprise. Seriously, "GAY4"?

G09M-Q29H-FMQ42
VW7V-TUA8-U0UG5
U5M5-UJWX-ZB7CJ
J607-MC6J-Y9D55
ZPVD-YR8Z-FR07X
RXMW-H96K-WMGR3
T0XN-EWRH-4DMJJ
8R82-5PVP-TAJ0A
J7HY-MG2A-0F4EP
U0Y1-4CVV-D7Q94
WZ0C-PTPG-CCEJU
9JQ2-EJ81-3NVY8
GAY4-AZP6-E6CKF
71NQ-9HGQ-6XAYR
E2VN-A3E5-017DW
WK7B-3ZEV-2PR8P
C6RJ-PH4D-0U3KG
HN07-JGH9-AHUYX
0ZZU-ZBWE-6A75H
QU71-4QMQ-UHHGM
ARWE-N7T2-823YF
GUAZ-H4PD-UJ2H5

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#1756

Posted 11 July 2013 - 04:27 AM Edited by OG Viking, 11 July 2013 - 05:11 AM.

During the mission "Los Sepulcros", I was flying a Seasparrow over the naval base in SF, trying to make a Hydra crash into the tall buildings. My altitude was low, just somewhat higher than the ship decks. My Seasparrow is explosionproof so I didn't mind the missiles, but still missiles made me jump:
I hear a warning sound, and a missile is coming right against me, from a lower position than myself. Then a GROUP of missiles are coming against me, I think it is a string of four more missiles. They are coming from under the water! Subs? No, not subs but a Hydra stands on the nose on the bottom of the ocean. notify.gif notify.gif


WTF 2:
A bit later, I park the Seasparrow and enter the very tall building with a parachute on top. I jump down. This is still under the mission "Los Sepulcros" and cops are supposed to ignore CJ, but two or three cops starts to shoot at CJ when he land on the street. And here are GROVE members! WTF? Why are Grove members here in SF? I can't have triggered the territory glitch because I have not been outside of the map.

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#1757

Posted 12 July 2013 - 07:28 AM

Towtruck without the rope (how on hell can it tow like this?!)

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#1758

Posted 12 July 2013 - 10:57 AM Edited by lil weasel, 13 July 2013 - 09:09 AM.

Edit: << Merged 'new' topic into existing topic >>

I was playing the mission 555 WE TIP, waiting for the D.A's car to arrive. When it came I was very surprised - it came all the way with black smoke, about to catch fire. And badly damaged -- both doors had already fallen off.

Seeing this for the first time since I played this game in 2007. Has anyone ever encountered this?

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#1759

Posted 12 July 2013 - 11:08 AM

Probably plane crashed near his car? tounge.gif Otherwise I don't see any possible reason.

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#1760

Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:18 PM

Ha ha ha ha I have to keep wondering why the hell these strange things happen to me all the time. LOLOLOL
He he he he I have to stop hanging out with The Truth, I'm starting to see things... LOLOLOL
What in Gods name am I doing out there??? LOLOLOL



This is by far one of the best that I recorded until now.

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#1761

Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:23 PM

QUOTE (fnxrak @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 18:48)
Ha ha ha ha I have to keep wondering why the hell these strange things happen to me all the time. LOLOLOL
He he he he I have to stop hanging out with The Truth, I'm starting to see things... LOLOLOL
What in Gods name am I doing out there??? LOLOLOL



This is by far one of the best that I recorded until now.

After watching that, WTF!! how did that happen..lol..

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#1762

Posted 12 July 2013 - 01:25 PM

Hehe I know about this glitch
http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=286190
I saw zmoonchild's video about it some time ago.

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#1763

Posted 12 July 2013 - 02:27 PM

He he he it keeps happening and I also knew about Zmoonchilds glitch but I didn't made the conection between mine and his.
The funny thing though it keeps doing the same glitch for me everytime I take this route, through the passage to the highway and the alleyway. Could it be related?

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#1764

Posted 12 July 2013 - 10:19 PM

QUOTE (fnxrak @ Friday, Jul 12 2013, 14:27)
Could it be related?

|No idea. I didn't test this glitch properly, though I had it once. It's kinda funny to see CJ's clone who is running faster and behaving different than other peds. colgate.gif

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 11:52 PM

Well, I am hanging out around a railroad crossing in the Jefferson neighborhood of Los Santos and I replied negatively to a female pedestrian, who then decided to pick a fight with me. It was then that I discovered one of the unused drug dealers standing nearby! I then stood besides him to allow the pedestrian to attack the dealer. The pedestrian then fled. Here's proof that I'm not lying (note: the unused dealers were supposed to only appear in San Fierro):

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#1766

Posted 15 July 2013 - 06:05 AM

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Only one of them could have done the job.













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Posted 15 July 2013 - 06:32 AM Edited by The Armageddon, 15 July 2013 - 10:47 AM.

Here is a screenshot standing in from of a lamp post(or whatevea you call it)
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Then I broke that post and this is the result :
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This i what you call Heavenly illumination. biggrin.gif

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#1768

Posted 15 July 2013 - 11:44 AM

I started the mission Los Sepulcros, recruited the two allies, then tried to enter the car. NOT. Sweet is inside but the car is locked. CJ can't get in. mercie_blink.gif

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Posted 15 July 2013 - 12:15 PM

QUOTE (OG Viking @ Monday, Jul 15 2013, 11:44)
I started the mission Los Sepulcros, recruited the two allies, then tried to enter the car. NOT. Sweet is inside but the car is locked. CJ can't get in. mercie_blink.gif

Happened to me once too. Just kill Sweet and restart the mission - next time the doors will be open again wink.gif

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#1770

Posted 15 July 2013 - 12:23 PM

QUOTE (OG Viking @ Monday, Jul 15 2013, 17:14)
I started the mission Los Sepulcros, recruited the two allies, then tried to enter the car. NOT. Sweet is inside but the car is locked. CJ can't get in. mercie_blink.gif

Don't try to get instantly into the car. Just wait for a few seconds after recruiting them. And the car will be unlocked.




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