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#1651

Posted 14 January 2013 - 12:30 AM

QUOTE (Gary-X @ Thursday, Jan 10 2013, 03:27)
[QUOTE=Krawk,Thursday, Jan 10 2013, 00:06] [QUOTE=Gary-X,Sunday, Jan 6 2013, 19:48]
I love standing near a vehicle, as the Criminal is ready to steal it, get in it yourself. They then open the door, smack you, make a really funny comment then drive away. [/QUOTE]
I was aware about it, just wanted to post it in a funny way...

The Black dude criminal will snatch your vehicle from you, "I'm the one that takes your milk money at school"

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 01:43 AM Edited by Krawk, 19 January 2013 - 05:22 PM.

I will call the following picture "CJ has a partner"
It's funny as the game has glitched. The cop should have fallen out the door when he was shot or even when CJ got into the car. If this cop had been the driver, CJ would have jacked the car in a standard way, smacking the driver, making a comment and throwing him to the ground, at which point the blood would have spurted.
The W in wtf in this case is WHY.

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 02:04 AM

I was playing 2 player mode on my PS3 and I did kiss with the rifa gang member skin, so funny! lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif

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#1654

Posted 16 January 2013 - 12:14 PM

Flying around LV with the jetpack collecting horse shoes, I was descending to get one horse shoe and a ped says 'Here it comes!' Then just as I get the horse shoe 'Bbbfffpptt' it was wtf and funny at the same time would have been a classic if I recorded it!

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 05:23 PM

QUOTE (AuSsIeThUnDeR36 @ Wednesday, Jan 16 2013, 08:14)
Flying around LV with the jetpack collecting horse shoes, I was descending to get one horse shoe and a ped says 'Here it comes!' Then just as I get the horse shoe 'Bbbfffpptt' it was wtf and funny at the same time would have been a classic if I recorded it!

This is the asian dude - very limited vocabulary, does this all the time.

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 06:20 PM

QUOTE (Krawk @ Saturday, Jan 19 2013, 12:23)
QUOTE (AuSsIeThUnDeR36 @ Wednesday, Jan 16 2013, 08:14)
Flying around LV with the jetpack collecting horse shoes, I was descending to get one horse shoe and a ped says 'Here it comes!' Then just as I get the horse shoe 'Bbbfffpptt' it was wtf and funny at the same time would have been a classic if I recorded it!

This is the asian dude - very limited vocabulary, does this all the time.

Which asian dude? There's lots in this game.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:17 PM Edited by Krawk, 20 January 2013 - 11:25 PM.

QUOTE (Radoonhagaydoon @ Saturday, Jan 19 2013, 14:20)
Which asian dude? There's lots in this game.

Has a reddish/brownish plaid shirt.

And now for something totally funny - not really a wtf but more of a lmao.
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GSF Shooting Someone Familiar


The Conclusion
Only reason he came running at me was I used the camera and CJ said "Say Cheese" - he was doing the gang signs thing with his hands. Took forever for him to kill her because he would not run up the stairs.

[I have an edited popcycle which allows gangs everywhere]

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#1658

Posted 25 January 2013 - 11:00 PM

In the mission High Noon, right after the part where Pulaski runs to his car, one of those random planes crashed straight into me and the offroad vehicle, leaving me stranded and with 5% health. MISSION FAILED

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 04:17 AM

QUOTE (Radoonhagaydoon @ Saturday, Jan 19 2013, 14:20)
QUOTE (Krawk @ Saturday, Jan 19 2013, 12:23)
QUOTE (AuSsIeThUnDeR36 @ Wednesday, Jan 16 2013, 08:14)
Flying around LV with the jetpack collecting horse shoes, I was descending to get one horse shoe and a ped says 'Here it comes!' Then just as I get the horse shoe 'Bbbfffpptt' it was wtf and funny at the same time would have been a classic if I recorded it!

This is the asian dude - very limited vocabulary, does this all the time.

Which asian dude? There's lots in this game.

Asian dude that toots a lot shown in this picture...

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:27 AM

Ha ha ha funny thing happened to me while playing the ps2 version, I was in el corona driving around with gang members on the back of the car and one was holding a beer bottle and started shooting with it instead of the desert eagle. I was really wtf. Damn it why didn't I recorded that!

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 09:54 PM Edited by GTASAddict, 05 March 2013 - 04:29 PM.

I went to El Corona with some Grove boys. They had desert eagles, mp5's and knives. The Aztecas had 9mm's, micro uzi's and fists. Somehow the Aztecas prevailed. I decided to change Grove weapons to Spaz12s. Aztecas weapons were changed to brass knuckles, knives and bats. This "wtf moment" no longer occurs.

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 05:20 AM

1) Got busted while sitting in my car at the Movie Studio near the AK47 Spawn corner. Apparently a cop reached through the solid wall.

2) Tried one of the knife moves of slashing a criminal's throat. The criminal was walking uphill, I approached from behind as usual, I got thrown back 100+ feet, whoosh of wind in the ears, funny thing though is CJ still did the knife move and was doing it mime style in the air, the criminal 100+ feet ahead still keels over.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 06:05 AM

I was trying to get footage for a stupidity montage when I attempted to hurl a Sadler into the gas station where a Broadway normally spawns. Anyway, CJ jumped out of the pickup really late and the instant he exited the truck hit the gas pumps and exploded. This flung CJ into the air and brought him crashing down... onto a passing-by Balla. Now I had survived the fall, but then the Balla's amigos proceeded to shoot CJ. I ran for cover and actually escaped the Ballas, but had a blinking health meter. So I quickly looked for a vehicle, only to be tapped by somebody crossing the street, killing me.

At least it wasn't another plane crash story, right?

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:46 AM

Got another one from when I "attempted" the Paramedic mission in the Chain Game.

Level 10, I had three more patients to pick up. Afterwards, I drove back to the hospital in Jefferson. During the course of driving back, the ambulance flipped onto its side. After several moments of struggling to get it back onto its wheels, the patients proceeded to get out the ambulance and stand around it. Shortly afterwards, I was able to get the ambulance onto the wheels, the patients just stood there without any thought of getting back in, so I drove off to the hospital. On my arrival, it gave me the bonus and sent me off on Level 11, even though I had failed to bring three patients to the hospital in Level 10...

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:13 AM

Not sure if this would count as a WTF moment, but the first time I heard this song on Bounce FM made me WTF hard:


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Posted 20 February 2013 - 07:38 AM

During 'A Home in the Hills', CJ had just barely failed to land on Madd Dogg's roof, he was touching the fence, he didn't land on the small bit of wall there. Oh no, he began walking in the air as the game pulled him to the ground behind a building on the main street with Burger Shot and 24/7 on it. Once landing on the ground, he died...

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:47 PM

Once when I was playing the mission Vertical Bird, just after getting the hold of the Hydra from the top of the ship, I took up in the air and shortly after the Hydra seemed to have lost control. Maybe because I was a San Andrears n00b at the time but it gave the chasing Hydras, enough time to attack me and I have to crash land into water and fail.

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 08:08 PM

During recorded gameplay I was watching myself play House Party and my ammo for SMG was at 370 total then suddenly it went up to 540. No SMG weapon pickups were done. Wtf?

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 08:45 AM

Just remembered this moment.

So I was at Las Venturas driving a heavily modified Infernus near the Clown's Pocket and I got out to save my game. Well, I saved it and came out and killed a guy (that ped wearing a Hawaiian shirt) and then I got one star wanted level. Since I don't give a sh*t about just a star I got in my car and sped away to some fast food shop(can't remember the name ♫) and had a meal and came out. Just then a cop started shooting me and my eyes moved to my wanted level I still had that star. I killed that cop. Still it was one star. It should be two unless I am wrong. I didn't bother about that and got in his bike (ditching my Infernus cryani.gif ) Then when i was nearing Woozie's casino a cop started shooting me again and chased me he was joined by some other cars too. It was like I was having a 3 star wanted level! But I still had one star. I got a bribe nearby and I got it. But that didn't remove the wanted level! notify.gif I re-sprayed and changed my clothes too. But nothing happened. At the end I had to restart mt game...Man those frozen wanted levels are a pain in the..

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 05:25 PM

Was in Palomino Creek town and saw a gang of 4 bikers riding Wayfarers instead of Freeways

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Posted 24 February 2013 - 07:31 PM Edited by WildBrick142, 24 February 2013 - 07:57 PM.

I had 2 WTF moments in one mission.
I have it on video because im doing walkthroughs.


(At 4:58)
First was that Freddy guy smahing into a car and making it spin. He should fall off bike but he just stayed on bike and kept going forward.

(At 6:35)
Second, he just touched me with his bike and I instantly fallen off the bike.

I hate these f*cking scripted chases suicidal.gif user posted image.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 05:54 PM

Once I tried a basejump from the maximum height and I was around Mulholland. I wanted to pull the chute as late as I could. Just before I pulled the cord I hit a small radio tower and died.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 12:44 AM

Well it's not really a wtf moment that happens randomly it's more of a glitch don't know if anyone has posted this before but anyways in the mission "just business" when you are on the bike with big smoke if you hit the replay button during the chase, in the replay it won't be big smoke that's driving the bike but a ped instead.
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:34 AM

Same thing happens in "Reuniting The Families" at the beginning of the mission.

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 04:25 PM Edited by fnxrak, 15 March 2013 - 05:21 PM.

I'm reposting this with more info so it won't get removed like the first time lolol
The WTF moment is that the towtruck gets bumped really hard by the bicicle if you watch closer the police vehicle doesn't hit the car at all (see the video around 1:00)


Also I have found this older video on my records and i think it deserves a place here I know everybody is tired of the falling planes moments but this is the not falling plane moment LOLOL


###edit (15-03-2013)###

And I still can't fly like this... (check 0:33)

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:35 PM

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Sh*t happens.....

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 02:31 AM Edited by RyujinXKaizer, 28 March 2013 - 09:18 AM.

this is what i call sh*t happens
used the gta iv drive by mod, shot that guy in the head, then this happens. lol.gif
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Posted 28 March 2013 - 09:14 AM Edited by GTAction99, 30 March 2013 - 05:49 AM.

^I made that happen before lol

UPDATE, I recorded another one:

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 11:56 AM Edited by Kalev4ever, 01 April 2013 - 07:23 PM.

A few pages back it was already mentioned how you can mess around with the Monster and one possibility was to get another car stuck in the ground. I had this happen even before I read that post, just drove over a car and automatically it went half way in the ground. (it didnīt blow up because of that, as you can see in the picture it already has. I just blew it up before I took the pic smile.gif )

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Edit: Today I did the missions from the end of the game. Do not remember which mission it was with Sweet, but when returning to Ganton, I drove to the red marker quite fast and after the short cutscene the Greenwood was like this:

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 02:52 AM

My 1st wtf moment came when a random plane crashed and landed on me thus killing me




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