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#1501

Posted 26 May 2012 - 12:46 PM

QUOTE (BabeRuth @ Friday, Nov 4 2011, 07:55)
very ignorant of you to remove the video icon13.gif mad.gif tounge.gif .....

Did the CJ mom ghost are true? (It make me scary for three months(Sorry for bad english)).

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 01:11 PM

There is no such things as far as I'm aware. There are several FAKE legends about it going over the internet:

  • The first one was started by a fake video in YouTube about a ghost girl (an actual child) who supposedly walked out of the TV in Carl's house. That very blurred image of a person disappeared about 1 second after it appeared. According to the legend she only appears at midnight and only if Carl is standing in the south-east corner of the room and facing the corner. Needless to say it's a total fake. That video is believed to be either a total fake or a spawning glitch where the game corrected itself and removed the pedestrian.
  • The second legend: Carl's moms (picture in the living room) ghost can sometimes appear under some complicated, mysterious and fake circumstances. And the mysteriousness is exceeded only by the complications. Again a total fake.
  • Another legend speaks of another kind of "Carl's moms ghost", not a "mom" mom, but a killer-ghost-mom. This ghost can supposedly "kill Carl, with her ugly face".
  • And it goes on like this. There are more urban-legends like theese going around, on the dark and stormy streets of Los Santos at night. If only you dare to wonder the nightly streets alone.

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#1503

Posted 26 May 2012 - 01:24 PM

How about people just dissassembly the script files using Sanny Builder, and see for yourself that THERE ISN'T CJ'S MOM IN THE GAME!

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 03:26 AM Edited by RusiBoy, 27 May 2012 - 06:37 AM.

Here is my wtf moment I was running down some people by a Bandito near the Four Dragons Casino and I looked back and saw this man died while standing and his money was floating a few inches above his head. Here's the pic


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Posted 28 May 2012 - 09:45 PM

Yeah it's a common glitch, the same thing happens when killing a ped on a staircase, their body hangs in the air, it's a case of the game engine not accounting for the slope beneath them.

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Posted 29 May 2012 - 08:11 AM

QUOTE (MrMateczko @ Saturday, May 26 2012, 23:24)
How about people just dissassembly the script files using Sanny Builder, and see for yourself that THERE ISN'T CJ'S MOM IN THE GAME!

Haha. Believe me, people have done that, but for some reason other people persist to believe that CJ's mum, Bigfoot and UFO's exist in the game. IF IT'S NOT IN THE GAME'S FILES, IT'S NOT N THE GAME!!!

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 07:34 AM

i found a glitch
my cousin is playing gta san andreas, he save in safe house near cesar's home and what the glitch? 2 peds is walking outside the house after he save the game, they is same models (bald head with black clothes)and 2 another is same too (biker) the peds walking in same path (bikers walking from right and the bald head walking from left) W-E-I-R-D

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 10:48 AM Edited by A2 MFK, 20 June 2012 - 10:51 AM.

I was doing the mission "Wrong side of the tracks" and I accidently hit a ped while driving to the station (One of the ones who jumps out infront of you) and then this police officer, came, and I was stuck against a wall, the police officer ran round the car and I thought I was going to get busted. But he pulls smoke out and smoke says "Your boss officer tenpenny is a good friend of mine" Smoke then stands up and runs off screaming while the police officer gets into the passengers side, pushed me out and drove off. A few I tried to run after it but it got away, a few minutes later i get the message. "You've failed, smokes car was destroyed" biggrin.gif

Actually, the funniest thing is, If you ignore Sweets phone call about going to the Gym and get fat earlier in the game. You get a call from smoke saying how he's upset that you're letting you're self go and that its breaking his heart. CJ just says "Whatever man, I ain't as fat as you!"

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 08:41 AM

QUOTE (A2 MFK @ Wednesday, Jun 20 2012, 20:48)
he pulls smoke out and smoke says "Your boss officer tenpenny is a good friend of mine"

I highly doubt that they'd have that line in the games files just for Smoke.

A little white lie.

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Posted 01 July 2012 - 09:57 PM

The mission 'Mismanagement' when I started I got a motorcycle and sped really fast to where the agent was leaving the Burger Shot, then when OgLOC called it was in the middle of that call when I hit the front of the guy's car but no damage, allowing me to drive straight to the motorcade.

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 09:41 AM

Trying to do the Firefighting sub-mission.
I was at level 11 going for the last one of that level.
The target was buried IN the bridge near the hospital (ganton area).
Could see the target blip pointing up when I was under the bridge.
Could see the target blip pointing down when I was on the bridge.
Half way up the bridge approach the target blip was square = on level.
Nothing to see anywhere, at any angle.
Tried pouring water on the area, but no go, my accumulated eight minutes ran out. sad.gif

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Posted 02 July 2012 - 01:02 PM

I had the opposite thing happen to me when doing the fire truck sub mission in SF. The next vehicle was meant to be on a sloping street but the vehicle was hanging suspended in the air. The water gun couldn't even reach that high! After reversing up the road and then going forward again, the vehicle fell from the sky allowing the fire to be extinguished.
2. At the the start of Madd Dogg's, in the driveway of the Burger Shot where OGLoc works, there was a policeman buried in the ground. Just the shoulders, neck and head were above ground, lol

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 01:37 PM

I was doing the mission "Home Invasion" a couple of days ago and encountered a nasty glitch after I had stolen one crate and was back inside to take more. Even though I was walking just normally, the noise bar suddenly instantly went up all the way, though the inhabitant didn't wake up. But, when I went to walk up the stairs, the bar instantly went up again and the mission failed because I didn't steal enough crates and Ryder had left me.

When I did the mission again shortly afterwards, everything went just normal. I'd say that was very odd though, I haven't usually had any missions glitch up like that.

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 01:59 PM

These sudden-noise-increase are very common a lot have happened to me.

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 02:06 PM

"Walked normally"? CJ wasn't creeping (crouched). Sudden noise spike can occur if CJ walks into something/wall or steeps on somethings.

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 02:09 PM

QUOTE (lil weasel @ Wednesday, Jul 4 2012, 17:06)
"Walked normally"? CJ wasn't creeping (crouched). Sudden noise spike can occur if CJ walks into something/wall or steeps on somethings.

Actually, it's possible not to raise the noise bar even if you don't creep - to walk this way, you just need to equip a big weapon, such as the shovel I had at the time. Also, I didn't walk into anything, the noise bar just suddenly went up all the way.

Meh, I'd guess it's a glitch because as I said, the next time I tried it, everything went normally (and I still walked through the building with the shovel to save time).

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 02:44 PM

Here is another of my WTF moments. When I was driving on a FCR 900 in Vinewood, suddenly a Beagle fell inches near my bike, and the blast took away about 66% health of CJ. I was actually surprised as this was my first plane crash. colgate.gif cool.gif

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:01 PM

I remember my first plane crash.
I bought some guns in the Ammu Nation in Los Santos, left the shop and suddenly a plane crashed right into the opposite building... The whole street was dead. dontgetit.gif

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:13 PM

QUOTE (Macavell @ Wednesday, Jul 4 2012, 15:01)
I remember my first plane crash.
I bought some guns in the Ammu Nation in Los Santos, left the shop and suddenly a plane crashed right into the opposite building... The whole street was dead. dontgetit.gif

My plane crash too blew up a taxi and 4 peds in street but not the whole street. colgate.gif

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 04:00 PM

QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Wednesday, Jul 4 2012, 15:13)
My plane crash too blew up a taxi and 4 peds in street but not the whole street.  colgate.gif

The plane crashed very nearly to the underground and there were many cars, so that a chain explosion was triggered.
Of course, not the whole street was blown up, but in the area around the building everybody died. wink.gif

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:47 AM

Got another WTF moment today in San Fierro, I was driving on a NRG 500 very speedily and I crahed in to the safe house door near the driving school suddenly I was INSIDE the safe house on the NRG 500 and I couldn't go outside with the BIKE. turn.gif lol.gif lol.gif

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 09:57 AM

That's a modification of the Chain Game. Many buildings can be entered with vehicles.

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Posted 06 July 2012 - 02:36 PM

QUOTE (lil weasel @ Thursday, Jul 5 2012, 09:57)
That's a modification of the Chain Game. Many buildings can be entered with vehicles.

But my save wasn't of the chain game, it was one of my regular saves smile.gif

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 02:57 AM Edited by Master of San Andreas, 08 July 2012 - 04:41 AM.

ok here it goes
my brother was playing and i was watching when he was flying something {dont know what}he wanted to jump in the water however it went wildly wrong and he was headed for sure death {police after him too}and he fell on the police car HA HA and im like wow the cops were shocked too [took them a while for them to shoot at cj}cj died anyway in one shot.but it was epic really was.

wish i had a video least a pic of it


no parachute to! by the way!

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 03:08 AM Edited by Master of San Andreas, 08 July 2012 - 04:41 AM.

ok look a grove street gang member i recruited was taking a pic of me on the top of mt chillad when a plane crashed!with no pilot!before i could see more it dissapeared!it happens very often in the country side and desert.

so.... have you come across this?please do reply

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 05:04 AM

QUOTE (Master of San Andreas @ Sunday, Jul 8 2012, 03:08)
ok look a grove street gang member i recruited was taking a pic of me on the top of mt chillad when a plane crashed!with no pilot!before i could see more it dissapeared!it happens very often in the country side and desert.

so.... have you come across this?please do reply

Ok. It have happened to me a lot, Planes crash a lot in Mt. Chiliad in SA. The pilot will be thrown away due to the powerful blast search around abd SOMETIMES you might find the corpse of the pilot. sigh.gif

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 05:08 AM

this is the plane see this pic closely
http://img3.imagesha...earingplane.jpg

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 05:16 AM

QUOTE (Master of San Andreas @ Sunday, Jul 8 2012, 05:08)
this is the plane see this pic closely
http://img3.imagesha...earingplane.jpg

Looks like a Rustler or a Crop Duster dozingoff.gif

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 05:33 AM

^It's looks more like a Beagle. whatsthat.gif

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 05:38 AM

its a rustler more like it.

http://www.youtube.c...ayer_detailpage

this is a vid about the plane crash!




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