WTF moments [not funny]
Posted 16 July 2005 - 01:35 PM
I accidently drove into the gas tanks where the petrol station beside the tanker mission spot and I blew to bits on the car I was driving.
Posted 16 July 2005 - 01:48 PM
Posted 16 July 2005 - 02:36 PM
I'll post a screenshot later since it's in my PS2 photo section in the game.
Posted 16 July 2005 - 11:35 PM
Posted 26 July 2005 - 12:03 AM Edited by chaoticmayhem, 25 July 2008 - 05:20 AM.
Posted 26 July 2005 - 12:48 AM
and drive off. This gang member did just that. He drove round for ten
minutes then parked it in a driveway and walked away - lol
He must have been stoned
Other odd stuff:
Turning a corner in San Fierro I came across a bi-plane sitting on the road
with some cops standing around it
Yesterday when I was playing someone killed a Ped (older guy with a shirt)
and another Ped (younger guy with jacket and longish hair) ran over to
look - as they do - but when the dead Ped disappeared the one who had
run across turned into the dead Ped and walked away
Another thing that made me laugh was when a Ped ended up on the roof of a
cab after a crash, he stomped on the roof to let the driver know he was there
then jumped onto the hood and stomped his foot again. The cab driver
stopped so suddenly that the guy fell off - lol
Posted 26 July 2005 - 12:59 AM
Posted 26 July 2005 - 03:09 AM
Some time ago I was at the mount chiliad and them a plane appears and crashs it to the grow and at that time I was entering the"Journey" and then the plane crashes on the "Journey" and the plane, the "journey" and I fall down the montain but the journey and I survived and then i continued driving with the journey.
I wans't able to save the replay.
Posted 26 July 2005 - 03:20 AM
Posted 26 July 2005 - 03:22 AM
Posted 26 July 2005 - 04:04 AM
Another weird police copter moment: I was on top of mount chilliad and I thought it would be cool to fight some police men up there so I put in the wanted star cheat, I had 4 stars. But no police men cam,only copters. The helicopters shot at me so I aimed a rocket launcher up ther I looked all around the sky but i couldnt see any of them. But they kept shooting I never could find them so I ended up dieing. Turns out they spawned inside the moutain.
Posted 29 July 2005 - 03:07 AM
Posted 29 July 2005 - 11:21 PM
Posted 29 July 2005 - 11:26 PM
Posted 30 July 2005 - 12:09 AM
|QUOTE (Recon77 @ Jul 29 2005, 19:26)|
|some ballas got my car onfire, so i bailed and ran down the street while it blew up, i stopped to start shooting at a cop, then the cars burning hood fell on my head and knocked me down, getting me busted in the process|
That happened to me once.
Posted 30 July 2005 - 01:08 AM
So I'm bummed cause I had accumulated quite an arsenal through gang wars.
I wake up in the East LS Hospital. I see a bunch of peds running around in the distance, and figure something had happened to set them off. Nothing important. Then they all start running towards me. As the become more defined I see they are armed Vagos, with AK's and SMG's. I have no armor or weapons. So I high-tailed it out of there.
Posted 30 July 2005 - 02:05 AM
I once put the flying cars cheat in. Well, my wanted level was going up because I was just messing around. Everyone knows the Cop AI is totally messed up, but that's what makes it funny. Well, the cops start to drive super fast, and before you know it, there are cop cars flying left and right. Very funny site to see.
Posted 30 July 2005 - 03:55 AM
Posted 30 July 2005 - 04:31 AM
|QUOTE (KDS @ Jul 29 2005, 23:55)|
|Hey I needed some help with dam and blast...how do u jump out of that stupid plane I stopped pushing the x button and pushed triangle and nothing happen and I was in the sky still...and also where is the place at? in the water or what?...please help me I need it.....|
And you posted that in this thread because... ?
Posted 30 July 2005 - 11:03 AM
Posted 30 July 2005 - 11:09 AM
Posted 30 July 2005 - 06:38 PM
On the PC Version I used the recruit anyone cheat and got two girls to go on a boat with me (hehe, i wanted to drown them =P) so anyways they don't fall off, they both stand still. I shoot them both in the face until their health colour is black for dead. But they still stand there and talk, no matter what I do. I blew up the boat and they still stood there, dead, and talking. WTF!?!
Posted 01 August 2005 - 02:38 AM
Posted 01 August 2005 - 10:24 AM
also, when you jack someone at the main road in doherty (where your garage is) the driver of the car stands on the tram tracks, waving his hands in the air, about to take his car back, and then he gets splatted by a passing tram.
also, when you flying really really low above the street with a hydra (less than 1m from the ground) you can splat peds while flying at full speed. it's funny.
Posted 01 August 2005 - 02:14 PM
Posted 01 August 2005 - 03:49 PM
Posted 01 August 2005 - 05:11 PM Edited by horspowr1001, 01 August 2005 - 05:16 PM.
I was biking up mount chilliad for the next race, i didnt save from the previous ones, and i was almost at the top when a mustang flies into the mountain, explodes, sending me flying off the mountain and splat.
Cars and bikes have been half in the ground so many times. One time a cop bike was in the ground and the cop was still on it. I aim my tecs at him and he gets out of the ground and comes after me.
I was just walking around in LS when i see a car drive by and its hood flies off and hits me.
I fall off a skyscraper in LS and i land on my feet and survive, 1% health gone. I fall off the bridge above grove street, health bar is flashing.
And then there's always the moments that piss me off like when im being chased by cops and i get out of my car, they crash into my car, and the car lands on top of me, as i slowly watch my armor and health decrease to nothing.
I was in LS driving around after riot, and i get a star outta nowhere. I am about to get into a car and drive away, when some guy comes and hits me. I fall to the floor and the cop busts me.
I fly the Mustang and land it on the hill next to RS Haul. I walk into the marker to do a mission. I get out and i see the mustang, now somehow on fire sliding down the hill towards me, it explodes right next to the fragile goods truck. The mustang keeps exploding as i try running away, but the explosions kill me.
I was doing brown thunder missions in the apache, and i needed food. I had 2 stars so i landed in front of a LV burger shot. I go in and get food. i come out and hit enter to go into my apache when a cop on a bike rear ends the apache and falls off. Somehow the rear end did enough damage to the apache so its rotors cant spin that fast. The cop gets up and climbs up the 5 feet i am already off the ground, and he busts me.
I've noticed one thing that hasnt been posted so far. In LS near the cluckin bell parking lot that is just north of grove street, in orignally ballas territory, there is a telephone pole on the southwest (i think) end of the parking lot. Sometimes when I am just passing by i see a Ped slide down the pole and walk casually away.
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