WTF moments [not funny]
Posted 28 June 2005 - 10:30 PM
I just got out of the Barbers and i found a wrecked Banshee car with a pole stuck in the middle of it.
I got in the car and I heard a splat and the screen came up as.....
It was most annoying seeing as I was right near woozie's missions....
Posted 28 June 2005 - 11:24 PM
|QUOTE (The_Dancing_Cat @ Jun 28 2005, 12:02)|
| @Isuck: You have a magic brother, my friend. Treat him well.|
lol, he doesn't show up very often.
Posted 28 June 2005 - 11:30 PM
There was a white stretch limo flying through the intersection at a 45 degree angle, nose down ... I think my mouth was agog so I didn't get a screenie but I sure laughed my ass off ... Then KICKED it for NOT getting the screenie damn only 2 keys to push ...
Posted 29 June 2005 - 03:07 AM
Posted 29 June 2005 - 06:45 AM
i was just getting the third bike on there when this crazy speeding bastard behind me hit me THEN acted like i hit HIM and went insane....so what does he do? well, naturally, he rams me while i'm trying to get up there, knocks me all the way off, i fall off the bike and get run over by the transport
Posted 29 June 2005 - 02:38 PM
driving down mount chiliad in bicycle (chiliad challenge) and spitfire comes down, blowing me up (i was in first), and as it pans out i see the other guys go right through the shell of the plane. how... (PS2)
doing the mission up, up, and away, i grabbed a random car off the highway and proceeded to dangle him from above the railroad tracks, to get a laugh out of my friends. however, a train passes and slams into the car, causing it to fly in the air, and i turn to my friends and start laughing. they tell me to turn around and i do just in time to see the car flip up and land on my rotor blades, pushing me down. i get hit by the train and blow up before i can bail, and i die. first time i ever died while on a mission. (pc)
first time i learned that sometimes your parachute doesn't deploy... on another note, one time i released it and fell, but CJ still had the animation of holding on; fell 10 stories and he lands on his feet, no damage taken.
and lastly, the first time i discovered not to turn in a tractor when towing a hotdog van... i careened of of the road near whetstone going 200 mph or something and it took me forever to swim back to shore.
Posted 29 June 2005 - 02:55 PM
i blow up the car with rocket launcher
1 guy fall out the car but the other guy is still in it....
Posted 02 July 2005 - 01:01 PM
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Posted 03 July 2005 - 12:25 AM
Posted 03 July 2005 - 12:45 AM
Posted 03 July 2005 - 12:46 AM
Anyway, I had another one today. I was playing two player, and we get in the maverick at the San Fierro airport. We both get in, and take off. About CJ's height off the ground the helicopter explodes for no reason what so ever, plus it vaporizes. That's right, it left no burnt out hull. Stupid game
Posted 03 July 2005 - 07:42 AM
Posted 03 July 2005 - 07:52 AM
|QUOTE (Sy™ @ Jun 27 2005, 22:57)|
|I looked up and right and saw a spitfire flying through a gap in the intersection heading straight for me.|
What's a Spitfire? (sorry for the double post)
Posted 03 July 2005 - 06:26 PM
Posted 03 July 2005 - 06:31 PM
|I was doing Dam and Blast, and when I landed, not only did I lose more health than I should have, but I couldn't switch from my fist to any other weapon! When the I got the knife I couldn't go back to the fist, it just stuck at one weapon.|
Posted 03 July 2005 - 06:47 PM
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 12:01 AM
In the Jetpack mission, I didn't turn off the radar thingy, and so as soon as I flew up out of the dugout, I was promptly shot down before I could get ten metres! I learned my lesson.
It's a pain when you're in the middle of a gang war, but some of the enemy members get stuck behind a building miles away, and you can't lure them out coz you can't leave the warzone!!!
I hate how you can't even hide from the cops in a train tunnel just because there's a road nearby.
I also hate it when you hide from the cops under a bridge and get wasted when a cop car blows up on top of it!
Not really a WTF, but it's funny when you go into a gym, go up to the guy to learn some new moves and he turns you down coz you're not buff enough, so you beat him up. It's like, "Who's not buff enough now!". Then you jump into the ring and beat up the two boxers and say, "Who needs to learn new moves anyway?".
Posted 04 July 2005 - 12:59 AM
Posted 04 July 2005 - 02:03 AM
Back then I didn't know that the gas station explodes from a vehicle crash.
Posted 04 July 2005 - 02:30 AM
Until reaching Big Smoke I was fine, but getting out of the bulding was a game of another league. I passed last floor just running because I had only 20 or so seconds left, so that is to say I was burning like a torch and drawing fire (for effect, believe me) from the ballas waiting for me. When I reached the exit the timer stoped at 2 seconds left and my health bar was flashing. Man, THAT was close!
Anyway, the cutscene triggers and start chasing Tempenny. This mission is long but now everything's ok, i think, unless I have to fight that bastard (it was my first attempt at he mission os i didn't know). Then when I have to catch Sweet from the truck I get the message "you're starting to feel hungry..." and CJ stomach starts rumbling. I mean, go figure, health flashing, fat 0% and muscle around 15 or 20% so when I read that, it was like ¿¿WTF?? am I gonna starve just now??? I survived, thanks to the muscle, but everytime I was shown the muscle bar diminishing I had cold sweats
Posted 04 July 2005 - 05:30 AM
Another wtf moment is when I jumped out of a plane and I had my parachute on. When I hit the water I continued to stay in the falling position and was basically floating up and down in the parachuting position for about 5 mins and i could not swim or move.
Posted 04 July 2005 - 11:28 AM
Posted 04 July 2005 - 08:43 PM
I was swimming underwater to get my lung capacity skill up. I had nearly reached the bottom of the water when a look up to see a plane flying. the weird thing was that the plane was flying underwater.
Posted 04 July 2005 - 08:48 PM
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