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mateo83
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#1

Posted 24 March 2005 - 03:57 AM

Yo....I believe I can verbaly murder anyone here in a 16 bar text battle.I can def in a audio but to be somewhat fair Lets do a 16 bar verse.....Anyone who thinks they can take me then go ahead and drop an 16 bar and I'll drop a 16 after you.Serious cats only....If I feel your being funny and not giving it a serious try then of course I wont write a 16 for that.........Im not talking poems or spoken word crap..Im speakin Hip Hop 16's.......Rap battle text.....So now that we got that set aside lets not argue about why you go first and sh*t like that...If you think your the best here like i do then holla.....

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Posted 24 March 2005 - 04:16 AM

and i'll be the "UH HUH" "WORD" "YEA" man in the background

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#3

Posted 24 March 2005 - 04:38 AM

QUOTE (chuck430 @ Mar 23 2005, 23:16)
and i'll be the "UH HUH" "WORD" "YEA" man in the background

What are you talkin' about? A white man can't do that. tounge.gif

Sorry for spamming up your topic, Mateo. Please continue. smile.gif

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Posted 24 March 2005 - 04:44 AM

QUOTE (Uno Carb @ Mar 24 2005, 04:38)
QUOTE (chuck430 @ Mar 23 2005, 23:16)
and i'll be the "UH HUH" "WORD" "YEA" man in the background

What are you talkin' about? A white man can't do that. tounge.gif

Sorry for spamming up your topic, Mateo. Please continue. smile.gif

i got a deep voice, i got that brooklyn accent and i wanna be black tounge.gif

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Posted 24 March 2005 - 04:52 AM

Ok, I'll give it a shot, seeing as how my bro is a great rapper. heh.

If you gonna start it,
why not right now?
I'd slash ya body
into peices like POW,
if you can't take it,
let it feed,
there's nothin you can do
until I proceed
to read
these captions under yo face,
because I can't understand
yo Latino speakin race,
Now I'm loaded,
ready to race,
now you better start runnin
and get you head out dat freebase,


Well, I tried. I did pretty well for a white boy.

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Posted 24 March 2005 - 05:32 AM

QUOTE (Jonny Tightlips @ Mar 23 2005, 23:52)
Ok, I'll give it a shot, seeing as how my bro is a great rapper. heh.

...

Well, I tried. I did pretty well for a white boy.

Jonny... I know you're my son, named after your uncle and all...

But consider yourself a bastard child now.

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#7

Posted 24 March 2005 - 05:35 AM

QUOTE (Hurricane5 @ Mar 23 2005, 21:32)
QUOTE (Jonny Tightlips @ Mar 23 2005, 23:52)
Ok, I'll give it a shot, seeing as how my bro is a great rapper. heh.

...

Well, I tried. I did pretty well for a white boy.

Jonny... I know you're my son, named after your uncle and all...

But consider yourself a bastard child now.

But how will my fragile little mind have a male model in its life?


Thanks, now shoot meh.

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Posted 24 March 2005 - 08:42 AM

I think this stan got a lil too cocky/
This fool is apollo creed, im the music board rocky/
I'll wipe the floor with your keyboard, just try and stop me/
f*ck a verbal assassin, im a rap battle captin/
This ain't a movie dawg, and this ain't actin/
Stay out my sea, keep your fishes in your pond/
7th bar now, 9 more and your ass is gone/
He ain't wanna drop first, hates the hard position/
Under all that cocky sh*t, you're scared of the competition/
Def in audio? The shower ain't the booth/
12th line now, 3 more, K.O., knock ya ass out, missin a tooth/
I'll wrap this sh*t up, keep the lines gracefull/
I ain't even drop a puncline M, you should be thankfull/
I ain't got no time for MC's that wear their hearts on their sleeve/
Bow to the throne, i'll bring you to your knees/
This sh*t's over, i ain't go time for fake G's.


I ain't freestyled at all in a long time, so it's probobly lil weak.

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#9

Posted 24 March 2005 - 10:57 AM

60 mg is the weight of your verbal skills/
Chopping up lines like prescription pills/
Consult your ghostwriter for a f*ckin' refund/
I've seen it all before like Star Trek reruns/
Beef like it had a broken flavour-lock seal/
Don King's the only to consult you with a deal/
But my lyrics knock you down in the first round/
Knock you on your ass spazin on the ground/
I keep my syllables low to not confuse you/
I bet if I walked past you, I'd stop to check my shoe/
Your sh*t stinks so bad flies won't even land on it/
And on audio I'd break through you like I was super-sonic/
I bet you mumble like you had a sound barrier/
The more caps someoned puts in you, the merrier/
I havenn't wrote a rhyme in over a year/
And this is still like a mac truck vs. a deer/



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Okay, that's all I got. lol


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#10

Posted 24 March 2005 - 02:55 PM

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12th line now, 3 more, K.O., knock ya ass out, missin a tooth/

I liked Spidey's other than his obvious miscalculation of math. You had 5 lines left here.

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#11

Posted 24 March 2005 - 07:44 PM

yo what up, im on the gta forum.
bustin rymez on my keyboard and im gettin paid for 'um
im the original online rapper.
some might claim that, but their fairies.
with the words they type per minute, they couldnt be a secretary.
and its N to the double OHHHH !! dont forget the B.
thats what i make you look like every time you battle me.
half - your - post's - are - about, leave it - to beaver
while my topics are so hot - there spreadin like fever.
im the POST with the MOST!
A_King and im grOW'IN !
this battle's done WON !
but my ass keeps on flowin !
your rymez are sofa_king WACK! - the sofa_king said it !!
so find your posts boys and girls, and go back and EDIT:
..........................word

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Posted 24 March 2005 - 09:21 PM

QUOTE (sofa_king @ Mar 24 2005, 14:44)
yo what up, im on the gta forum.
bustin rymez on my keyboard and im gettin paid for 'um
im the original online rapper.
some might claim that, but their fairies.
with the words they type per minute, they couldnt be a secretary.
and its N to the double OHHHH !! dont forget the B.
thats what i make you look like every time you battle me.
half - your - post's - are - about, leave it - to beaver
while my topics are so hot - there spreadin like fever.
im the POST with the MOST!
A_King and im grOW'IN !
this battle's done WON !
but my ass keeps on flowin !
your rymez are sofa_king WACK! - the sofa_king said it !!
so find your posts boys and girls, and go back and EDIT:
..........................word

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Posted 24 March 2005 - 09:26 PM Edited by Spidey., 24 March 2005 - 09:31 PM.

QUOTE (SloStenRacing @ Mar 24 2005, 10:55)
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12th line now, 3 more, K.O., knock ya ass out, missin a tooth/

I liked Spidey's other than his obvious miscalculation of math. You had 5 lines left here.

Damn, you right.. Guess i wasn't thinking. (didn't get any sleep last night.)

I could have dropped 32. But i confused bar with line. confused.gif

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Posted 24 March 2005 - 09:28 PM

Im gonna get my murder on soon...I wrote bout 10 bars but deleted it cuz I was foolish.....16 comin up though.....

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Posted 24 March 2005 - 09:35 PM

Oh we're gonna do his again after you drop mateo. I wasn't fresh when i wrote that. sly.gif

Plus i wanna see what you got.

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Posted 25 March 2005 - 12:48 AM

Mateo. One day, we shall battle. And boy, I will come 100x harder than I did here. It will be my pleasure, man. To work with you while, in a sense, against you with complete respect would be an honor of mine.

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#17

Posted 26 March 2005 - 02:54 AM

Aight, here i'ma drop my 12 bars. I know it's supposed to be 16, but fill the other 4 in with uh-huhs and yeahs tounge.gif

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Yo..Mateo's a f*ckin wuss
I leave a slug on the side of your Dodgers cap, no fuss
Kind of like my face, always full of puss
Why the f*ck yall sayin grace
All you got is Ramen noodles
I see you sittin there wit your graffiti doodles
Tryin to be hardcore you f*ckin homo thug
But you too scared to show us ya fugly mug

-beat stops-

Nah f*ck that sh*t, i'll go acapella
I hear you been f*ckin' a fella named stella all night
But f*ck that sh*t
I'm outie.

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All i got. ph34r.gif

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Posted 26 March 2005 - 03:19 AM

QUOTE
-beat stops-

Nah f*ck that sh*t, i'll go acapella
I hear you been f*ckin' a fella named stella all night
But f*ck that sh*t
I'm outie.


8 Mile anyone? biggrin.gif

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#19

Posted 26 March 2005 - 03:45 AM

wheres the mateo at anyway? it's been almost 4 days man, im anixous, i know you could tear anybody around here. oh and why are you...typing like....obrien...?...thats not...cool man... tounge.gif

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#20

Posted 26 March 2005 - 04:04 AM

Here's one for ya. Excuse me if it sucks.

Yo, Yo, what's the dilly yo,
You look like my mom's dildo,
Here names Laurane Bobbit,
she'll chop off your dick, so you better watch it,
your bitch only have one tit,
what's up with that sh*t,
lesbian-eskimo-midget-albino-ho
that's what you look like, bilbo,
baggin,
what's up with that , why's your pants saggin
My mom drives a Station wagon,
Poop in your mouth,
Go back to the Dirty South,
BITCH!!!!!

I know I can't rap, but I gave it a try.

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Posted 26 March 2005 - 04:38 AM

QUOTE (deadkennedyskickass @ Mar 25 2005, 22:04)
Here's one for ya. Excuse me if it sucks.

Yo, Yo, what's the dilly yo,
You look like my mom's dildo,
Here names Laurane Bobbit,
she'll chop off your dick, so you better watch it,
your bitch only have one tit,
what's up with that sh*t,
lesbian-eskimo-midget-albino-ho
that's what you look like, bilbo,
baggin,
what's up with that , why's your pants saggin
My mom drives a Station wagon,
Poop in your mouth,
Go back to the Dirty South,
BITCH!!!!!

I know I can't rap, but I gave it a try.

OMG....Please don't ever try to rap again. That is an embaresment to the rap game. Please don't do it again.

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#22

Posted 26 March 2005 - 04:59 AM

LMAO biggrin.gif That was the funniest thing ever.

QUOTE
what's up with that , why's your pants saggin
My mom drives a Station wagon,


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Posted 26 March 2005 - 06:02 AM

Man, you shoulda just went commercial and promoted Madden. Woulda rhymed, at least. confused.gif

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#24

Posted 26 March 2005 - 06:06 AM

QUOTE (D Jones @ Mar 25 2005, 23:38)
QUOTE (deadkennedyskickass @ Mar 25 2005, 22:04)
Here's one for ya. Excuse me if it sucks.

Yo, Yo, what's the dilly yo,
You look like my mom's dildo,
Here names Laurane Bobbit,
she'll chop off your dick, so you better watch it,
your bitch only have one tit,
what's up with that sh*t,
lesbian-eskimo-midget-albino-ho
that's what you look like, bilbo,
baggin,
what's up with that , why's your pants saggin
My mom drives a Station wagon,
Poop in your mouth,
Go back to the Dirty South,
BITCH!!!!!

I know I can't rap, but I gave it a try.

OMG....Please don't ever try to rap again. That is an embaresment to the rap game. Please don't do it again.

Jones says it all. Funny as hell reading yur rhyme. Go UNC

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#25

Posted 26 March 2005 - 06:07 AM Edited by Spidey., 26 March 2005 - 06:23 AM.



Thought i'd go again since mateo is taking his precious time.

4 days? Damn what's the hold up?/
He's like a lawn chair, i'll make this cat fold up/
Make a challenge and be afraid to battle/
Must be less in his head than in a bab rattle/
I told you he was bitch, told he was scared/
"Mateo Vs Everyone", how do you dare?/
2 days, if the rhymes aren't here then where?/
Makes a challenge, scared to drop first/
M.I.A. to the mediocore verse/
I told you i'll take you out, for all you're worth/
C'mon on with it, bring the dope lyrics/
Ain't even audio, people can't here this/
Look at this cat, scared to text style/
Like B.Rabbit, runnin from 8 mile/
I'll put the "Nail in the Coffin", and sing "Doe Rae Me"/
Spidey is the MC that all the kids wannabe/
I'll put the gun to head and make your heart stop/
I hit hard, they call my lyrics the "bedrocks"
sh*t, my heart will stop before i see him drop/
Atleast he knows his role/
I,Robot , MC without a soul/
If this was real i'd submit and put to the mic in his hand/
Give it a go M, cause all you got is simple plans

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#26

Posted 26 March 2005 - 11:00 PM

Many have told me to never rap again, but this rhyme came to me in a dream.

Uh, Uh, yeah, what
Hey boy, your ho gotta big butt,
I wanna slide it in,
damn it's the ultimate sin,
This rhyme contest I will win,
Even if I have to commit a crime,
no sir, I don't have a nickle, but I can sell you a dime,
stop being so silent and rhyme,
f*ckin' mime,
It dont matter if you a crip or a blood,
all I know is that I'm Master Cheif,
And you's the flood,
face full of mud,
Your rhymes are's a dud,
Or are they just sh*t,
your full of it,
Shut up and go back to your hos,
You ain't got the skills to rhyme with the pros.

I don't know, it is two lines over the limit, but it had to be said.

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#27

Posted 26 March 2005 - 11:15 PM

QUOTE (deadkennedyskickass @ Mar 25 2005, 20:04)
Here's one for ya. Excuse me if it sucks.

Yo, Yo, what's the dilly yo,
You look like my mom's dildo,
Here names Laurane Bobbit,
she'll chop off your dick, so you better watch it,
your bitch only have one tit,
what's up with that sh*t,
lesbian-eskimo-midget-albino-ho
that's what you look like, bilbo,
baggin,
what's up with that , why's your pants saggin
My mom drives a Station wagon,
Poop in your mouth,
Go back to the Dirty South,
BITCH!!!!!

I know I can't rap, but I gave it a try.

Can anyone say Malibus most wanted? biggrin.gif


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#28

Posted 27 March 2005 - 12:40 AM

Lazlowrocks?…man?…why did you post?
You just made, spidey look gifted,
up till now his, rhymes fu*kin blowed!
I think you both are bird-witted
And that’s no compliment yo,
That’s the equivalent of gang$ta,
For your mama’s A ho!
Mateo you say? he’s comin like nvb - 20 i,
Only, when his ass finally gets here,
We will all be surprised.
I be the fist to admit,
That my skillz are so wack
But it’s the brain that prevents you,
From posting absolute crap.
I can hardly stop laughing; here’s my final retort,
I hope for your sake, the Special Olympics, makes raping a sport…
.................................word

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 04:05 AM

QUOTE (sofa_king @ Mar 26 2005, 20:40)
Lazlowrocks?…man?…why did you post?
You just made, spidey look gifted,
up till now his, rhymes fu*kin blowed!
I think you both are bird-witted
And that’s no compliment yo,
That’s the equivalent of gang$ta,
For your mama’s A ho!
Mateo you say? he’s comin like nvb - 20 i,
Only, when his ass finally gets here,
We will all be surprised.
I be the fist to admit,
That my skillz are so wack
But it’s the brain that prevents you,
From posting absolute crap.
I can hardly stop laughing; here’s my final retort,
I hope for your sake, the Special Olympics, makes raping a sport…
.................................word

Do you know what RHYTHM means?


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#30

Posted 27 March 2005 - 06:22 AM

All I know is that you's skills are whack,
Stop trying to rap and get off that crack,
I'm sittin here spearing a queer,
With my rhyme to which I hold so dear,
Peer pressure sure is a bitch,
To your ho, I call her a witch,
Hunt,
Damn, she's gotta hairy c*nt,
I bet you wonder how I know,
Well last night she was f*ckin' me and your brother joe,
hey little hip hop boy, I'll give you a dime,
no, wait, here's a penny,
cause your whack ass rhymes aint worth my time.




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