The "Hilarious Quotes" Thread
Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:37 AM
cj-yo suck ma dick bitch
Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:44 AM
On the commercial with the fear it do it thing, a guy goes, i was haveing deep dark thoughts about sleeping with my mom, but now that ivee done it, i dont want to anymore
Posted 05 November 2004 - 02:29 AM
Female ped: "I'm so fit, I could sh*t."
And the adverts this time round are the meanest nastiest darkest... it's great.
Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:07 AM
Officer Tenpenny (I think thats his name) rings up CJ and talks some crap and then says "We're watching you Carl"
CJ responds "why dont you go F*** yourself!"
Tenpenny then says something like "You better show some respect Carl"
Then CJ says "Whatever bitch!" and hangs up.
This was hilarious the first time I heard it
Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:25 AM
"That nigga's f*ckED up!"
Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:27 AM
Get fat, lock on a pro, and you'll here what's on my sig... Check my sig
Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:35 AM
"do i get a medal if i kill him....ya u get 2!"
Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:53 AM
CJ: Man who is this?
TT: The truth.
CJ: What? Who?!
TT: Great...they said you were a moron.....
Love that line man...oh and that one immessedup said.
Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:54 AM
|QUOTE (immessedup17 @ Nov 4 2004, 21:25)|
| CJ when the Mob boss has a heart-attack:|
"That nigga's f*ckED up!"
Use the f*cking spoiler tags, asshole.
Posted 05 November 2004 - 06:46 AM
Ped: Where da weed at!?
Posted 05 November 2004 - 07:10 AM
Can't remember them exactly, but.
|Ozzy rocks arse, if you don't think so, just die.|
|Sage, thats my real name, if you don't belive me then just f*ck off.|
Posted 05 November 2004 - 07:17 AM
There are tons of others, but that's the only one I remember at the moment.
Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:55 AM
Cop: "Hey! stop it! Can't we just hold hands and talk about it?"
Oh, and a ped convo that struck me as funny:
Girl 1: "Hey giiirl."
Girl 2 (in business suit): "Have you heard of my company?"
Girl 1: "Oh, I HATE it."
Girl 2: "Bye, bitch."
Girl 1: "Later!"
Posted 05 November 2004 - 10:14 AM
Woozie: Why don't you like swimming?
CJ: Well, when I was a kid swimming in LS, I got a condom stuck to my face once.
Woozies Fake Chip mission:
Woozies Worker: Boss, look at these chips.
Woozie: One is a fake.
CJ: Thats amazing you didn't even touch them.
Woozie: It was a lucky guess, why else would he come in with two chips sounding so worried.
Some radio ad for security:
Without our product someone could break into your house, have their way with your wife, have a cigarette, flip her over and go back in for seconds.
Posted 05 November 2004 - 11:26 AM
Caller: Dude your sh*ttin me!
Mike Thakery: Mike Thakery dont sh*t on no one!
Lazlow: Ogg Lock welcome to the show
OG LOC: Ogg Lock!!! you dissin me fool!
all the lazlow bits rule lol ...they all good
Posted 05 November 2004 - 11:58 AM
"you're leaving area 53, please check your rectum!"
Posted 05 November 2004 - 12:12 PM
"I just shaved downstairs this morning"
Posted 05 November 2004 - 12:14 PM
Woozie: I'm blind, not stupid.
Posted 05 November 2004 - 12:31 PM
Ped: "I'm a Rusty Browns Donut eatin' gansta!"
Ped: "I don't belive in underware"
Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:47 PM
Carl: "Well, No sh*t!"
I also got outta the car once and CJ started singing 'Dr.Dre - Aint nothing but a G thang'. He sang "Two loc'ed out niggaz so we're craaaaazay!"
Carl: "Once when I was a lil kid, I went swimming, and got a condom stuck to my face!"
Maurice (Andy Dick): "SCREW YOU TOO, MUM!"
Jizzy B (Charlie Murphy): "GIMME SOME ROOM BITCH!"
Posted 05 November 2004 - 04:24 PM
Cesar: Why do you keep asking me that? I don't know, man.
Posted 05 November 2004 - 04:34 PM
one time when i was swimming in the santa meria a condom got stuck to my face that type of horror scars u for life
Posted 05 November 2004 - 04:56 PM
found that pretty funny
another funny quote came after a cop busted me and he said "life´s a bitch and then you die!"
Posted 05 November 2004 - 05:38 PM
Old Lady Ped: "Of course I can, who do you think your talking too?"
Construction Worker Ped: "Yeah lady, but have you ever had two at once?"
Old Lady: "Suuuurreeee!"
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