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Posted 26 October 2004 - 05:21 AM

Like the title says, just post some of the hilarious quotes that you hear in-game....and, of course, spoiler tags if needed.


"Kids LOVE tea-baggin!" - Jack Howitzer on WCTR

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Posted 26 October 2004 - 06:22 AM

ped: something like "i was thinkin bout slittin my wrists!"
ped after kicking his ass out of his car: "hey but my chicken is in there!"

hahahahha biggrin.gif

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Posted 26 October 2004 - 08:13 AM

QUOTE (BlaculaDave @ Oct 26 2004, 05:21)
Like the title says, just post some of the hilarious quotes that you hear in-game....and, of course, spoiler tags if needed.


"Kids LOVE tea-baggin!" - Jack Howitzer on WCTR

Correct me if I am wrong. Jack Howitzer is the guy who plays 'Tim in Exploder' in Vice City.

Are Opey and Anthony in the game? They have some funny stuff to say

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Posted 26 October 2004 - 10:20 AM

QUOTE (axion @ Oct 26 2004, 06:22)
ped: something like "i was thinkin bout slittin my wrists!"
ped after kicking his ass out of his car: "hey but my chicken is in there!"

hahahahha biggrin.gif

That sounds funny.
But not as funny as my mothers my sister. biggrin.gif

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Posted 26 October 2004 - 10:27 AM

"I love women in uniform".

-CHUCK D, PAYBACK radiostation..

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Posted 26 October 2004 - 10:52 AM

ped says: when your in jail being on top aint gay-lololol

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Posted 26 October 2004 - 11:55 AM

"do you take drugs mister?"


"Get your fatass off the road ese!"



"What? No! No..REALLY NO!"

"I once took a dump behind a school!"

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Posted 26 October 2004 - 01:52 PM Edited by BlaculaDave, 26 October 2004 - 04:00 PM.

QUOTE (smithstock @ Oct 26 2004, 08:13)
QUOTE (BlaculaDave @ Oct 26 2004, 05:21)
Like the title says, just post some of the hilarious quotes that you hear in-game....and, of course, spoiler tags if needed.


"Kids LOVE tea-baggin!" - Jack Howitzer on WCTR

Correct me if I am wrong. Jack Howitzer is the guy who plays 'Tim in Exploder' in Vice City.

Are Opey and Anthony in the game? They have some funny stuff to say

Yeah, he's on one of the shows talking about his new movie "Special Needs Cop" where he plays a military officer who takes a job at a Retard School to find drug runners. Hilarity ensues.

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 05:13 PM

Oh I just love the quotes thread!

Well, the best one that I heard until now was from a ped:

"The backdoor I'm saving for my husband!"

hahahaha!

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 06:06 PM

FUnniest quote ive heard so far is the one in my sig, Ryder says "Ey take us back to the grove mo f*cka!" Just funny how he says it, what a hata

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 06:34 PM

CJ:

"Does the Pope shít in the woods?" Quality!

Also, OG Locs rap, something about putting a "gun in ya face".......

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 06:43 PM

QUOTE (dannyh321 @ Nov 4 2004, 19:34)
"Does the Pope shít in the woods?"

Pfft, that's overused in the game. As are many of the jokes. Compared to the other games I've found the radio and dialogue pretty humourless confused.gif

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 06:48 PM

Heh, there's one I heard CJ saying when a friend and I were on a 2-player rampage. Right as I blasted a cop off his bike with my shotgun, CJ goes: "Oh, so not everyone's having a good time!?"

lol

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 07:00 PM

the sig below from fernando its great

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 07:02 PM

I fell off the tallest building in LS and CJ yells "I hate gravity!"
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Posted 04 November 2004 - 07:03 PM

QUOTE (dannyh321 @ Nov 4 2004, 18:34)
CJ: "Does the Pope shít in the woods?" Quality!

I love Cesars reply the second time

Cesar: "I don't know homes,why do you keep asking me that? What the pope does is his business..." biggrin.gif

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 07:12 PM

1 whats a gps
2 fail what
3 who the f*ck are you..



Classic!
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Posted 04 November 2004 - 07:18 PM

When some homie said something bad about CJ.
I replied and CJ said: 'Yeah whatever,join the line to bang yo momma'

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 07:27 PM

PED:"sh*t, I'm sucking a roach."
PED:"punk-ass-bitch-mutha-f*cka"
PED:"Steroids make your dick do what?"
CJ to cops: "Imma kill your wife, or your husband, or whatever you have"
Jack Howizter the movie star guy: "welcome to the land of the free, bitches"

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 07:36 PM

In ammunation the guy on the radio is funny as hell............he's like "mother in law bein a bitch show her summthin......and" those fellas whistlin at you at the construction yard, next time whistle BACK" with our high powered rifle his brains will splatterd all over the site.

and the inversion therapy thing is hilarious "I used to be terrified of my kids getting hurt, so i stabbed them, it didnt hurt them that bad"

, crazy therapist replies, "AMAZING! !!! "

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 07:38 PM

In ammunation the guy on the radio is funny as hell............he's like "mother in law bein a bitch show her summthin......and" those fellas whistlin at you at the construction yard, next time whistle BACK" with our high powered rifle his brains will splatterd all over the site.

and the inversion therapy thing is hilarious "I used to be terrified of my kids getting hurt, so i stabbed them, it didnt hurt them that bad"

, crazy therapist replies, "AMAZING! !!! "

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 07:56 PM

A ped with an English accent commented on CJ's apperance outside the country club in LS

"If you was a bird mate, i would jump ya"!! f*cking funny as hell!!

Translation - "If you was a lady i would f*ck you"(for those not from the U.K)

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 08:32 PM

Its got to be Mary-Beth Maybell on -Rose talking about putting the harmonica down her pants then going on to give a demonstration.

Or a guy on the radio saying something along the lines of "i didnt f*ck my mother, she wouldnt let me"

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 09:07 PM

i love the stuff the people at restaraunts tell you, my favorite is from Cluckin' Bell after you order. "I hope ya choke a doodle do!"

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 09:56 PM

the guy in ammunation: "GOD I SOUND LIKE HOT sh*t IN THAT COMMERCIAL!" hahahaha

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 12:13 AM

clukin bell the guy says somein like : if your lucky u might find a feather
And clukin bell the guy goes something like : clukal-f*ck.... i can never remember...I'll correct it next time i play

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 12:17 AM

The spray paint mission. When you walk over to them the Balla says... What the f*ck? It's just the way he says it.

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 12:38 AM

There's also something about Catalina's way of saying "I hate men". It's hilarious!

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:17 AM

i jacked this car just now and the driver said

oh my god you smell

lol funniest thing ive herd so far

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:21 AM

For some reason I thought it was hilarious when Catalina calls you back after she leaves and calls you PIG! biggrin.gif

Also this happened the first day I got SA...

Ped: Man, did someone die in yo' mouth?!
CJ: You ain't smelling too good either mothaf*cka.

Then the guy came at me and I beat his ass. biggrin.gif




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