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Posted 15 May 2004 - 01:17 AM

There's been many people talking about the strip club on Vice City. So here's a Pole Position topic. Talk about anything related to the kick-ass property.
PS: What Pole Position mission? confused.gif

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 02:15 AM

The mission is to go into the place where the stripper gives you a lap dance and wait until you have spent 500 dollars on her. After that when you come out it will say asset completed.

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 05:00 AM

I think it's 600 dollars.

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 05:11 AM

It is in my game.

That big boned women on the table in there is just....wrong.

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 05:44 AM

Yaeh wat the Apprentice said it is actually $600 not $500. rahkstar2.gif sly.gif

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 06:15 AM

Everybody's always said $600. While writing TTVC (Timetwister VC), I found that it is actually only $300.

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 08:12 AM

oh ok. Good work demerast next time i do that mission i wont have to sit as long. rahkstar2.gif sly.gif

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 12:04 PM

3 things that really suck about Pole Position

1. The fat guy in the bathing suit that has his ass-crack showing
2. The fat stripper in the corner
3. Nothing shows cryani.gif

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 12:39 PM

i'm happy nothing shows, i'm no sick mofo sly.gif

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Posted 15 May 2004 - 12:55 PM

QUOTE (MAD Man @ May 15 2004, 12:04)
3 things that really suck about Pole Position

1. The fat guy in the bathing suit that has his ass-crack showing
2. The fat stripper in the corner
3. Nothing shows cryani.gif

Put all that aside, the whole place is interesting for about 5 seconds.

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Posted 24 May 2004 - 04:13 PM

Actually,you don`t have to spend so much money.You only have to speed up the time(lifeispassingmeby) and wait for a day to pass(129$) alien.gif

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Posted 24 May 2004 - 06:04 PM

It's only $300 like someone said. Takes forever though, so I sat down and while waiting for her to take the $300, I switched it back to TV and watched some Sponge Bob cool.gif I love AV cables.

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Posted 24 May 2004 - 06:38 PM

I think you get more money if you spend 1000, but i read that in a FAQ that i can't find again, so i dont think its true...

But yeah, i spent $300

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Posted 24 May 2004 - 07:03 PM

What a ridiculous "mission." Sit Tommy down, then go get a soda or something. Go check your e-mail. When you get back, leave. Yay. The only thing Pole Position is good for is Ghost World.

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Posted 24 May 2004 - 07:25 PM

funny thing about pole position v malibu club. after you buy it, do the missions, at pole position the bouncers will attack you it you wack anyone. at malibu they don't., they just stand around.

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Posted 24 May 2004 - 08:32 PM

Good things about the Pole Position:

1.) The star-on nipple stripper (closest thing to nudity in the game!)
2.) Killing all the people (but yah, its only fun for a little while!)

thats it

Bad things about Pole Position:

1.) Fatty stripper!
2.) UUUUGLY stripper that you have to watch for however long it is $300, $6000 whatever. And she glitches like her arms go thru her boobs a bunch of times! wow.gif
3.) Bouncers don't let you control the Club how YOU want! angry.gif
4.) Soooo boring in there the Asset money is hardly worth it as I barely, if ever, collect the money.


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Posted 24 May 2004 - 10:50 PM

QUOTE (Cheatah @ May 24 2004, 20:32)
Good things about the Pole Position:

1.) The star-on nipple stripper (closest thing to nudity in the game!)
2.) Killing all the people (but yah, its only fun for a little while!)

thats it

Bad things about Pole Position:

1.) Fatty stripper!
2.) UUUUGLY stripper that you have to watch for however long it is $300, $6000 whatever. And she glitches like her arms go thru her boobs a bunch of times! wow.gif
3.) Bouncers don't let you control the Club how YOU want! angry.gif
4.) Soooo boring in there the Asset money is hardly worth it as I barely, if ever, collect the money.

The only time I've gone back down to Pole Position was to collect money, cuz I was about to buy Malibu Club. That place really is worthless. Lame asset mission, stupid bouncers won't let me do anything, fat strippers user posted image
Malibu club > Pole Position

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 12:36 AM

I dunno, I sorta like it when I zoom in on the bartender @ the Malibu Club music.gif.

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 01:05 AM

QUOTE (/yourself @ May 24 2004, 22:50)
[QUOTE=Cheatah,May 24 2004, 20:32] Malibu club > Pole Position[/b]

yeah, the malibu is awesome for just going in with a flamethrower or minigun and just opening fire on lots of people and then running from the cops rampage_ani.gif

as for the amount of money you have to spend, i dont remember, but i do remember that i spent 10 game "hours" in there before it would complete it.

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 04:12 AM

QUOTE (MAD Man @ May 15 2004, 12:04)
3 things that really suck about Pole Position

1. The fat guy in the bathing suit that has his ass-crack showing
2. The fat stripper in the corner
3. Nothing shows cryani.gif

You really dig the pixeltits huh?

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 01:27 PM

QUOTE (#1 Stunner @ May 26 2004, 04:12)
QUOTE (MAD Man @ May 15 2004, 12:04)
3 things that really suck about Pole Position

1. The fat guy in the bathing suit that has his ass-crack showing
2. The fat stripper in the corner
3. Nothing shows  cryani.gif

You really dig the pixeltits huh?

i do, in the same way i dig satire, parody, and stuff like that. i like it in the game, wish there were more, if only to irritate the 'tards who 'demonize' such stuff. cause i see NO problem with it AT ALL. of course during the asset mission, first time, i went and made a sandwich...(learned in here it took about 10 minutes to complete beforehand)...i've since watched the dancers some. i rarely go back there now, i sometimes do though...specially on a friday night (staying in) having a drink...just seems appropriate...it does nothing for me of a sexual nature...doesn't 'stir' me i mean. i wonder if it does anyone?

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Posted 26 May 2004 - 01:59 PM

QUOTE (#1 Stunner @ May 25 2004, 23:12)
You really dig the pixeltits huh?

I don't have a thing for bras, but when I see one, I can't help but think what they're usually used on.

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Posted 28 May 2004 - 10:07 PM Edited by MAD Man, 28 May 2004 - 11:03 PM.

Me likes the later strippers in the Pole Position inlove.gif
The Malibu sucks though, the dancers are the Village People!
Unless your 11 or something, you all know what they were.

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 01:56 PM

Its a freaking video game you sick-o, its not real....Wow

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 04:38 PM Edited by MAD Man, 30 May 2004 - 02:45 PM.

I understand that its just a game. But the whole concept of it gives us wood biggrin.gif .

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 10:39 PM Edited by Todd587, 29 May 2004 - 10:41 PM.

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Its a freaking video game you sick-o, its not real....Wow


Porn isn't real either; it's a bunch of 0s and 1s on the hard drive that are turned into rays of light that are projected onto a screen in an orderly fashion that forms pixels and ends up closely resembling a naked chick, in our eyes. People enjoy porn, nevertheless.

I like skin in video games too. It's the whole concept of a naked girl that we are attracted too, so like Demarest said just seeing something related to that, reminds us of what it resembles: naked girls. I think they should be naked in the strip club too. Usually, what is at strip clubs? Naked girls. I modded mine, replacing the skins with nude ones.

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Posted 30 May 2004 - 02:43 PM

QUOTE (Todd587 @ May 29 2004, 16:39)
Porn isn't real either; it's a bunch of 0s and 1s on the hard drive that are turned into rays of light that are projected onto a screen in an orderly fashion that forms pixels and ends up closely resembling a naked chick, in our eyes. People enjoy porn, nevertheless.

I like skin in video games too. It's the whole concept of a naked girl that we are attracted too, so like Demarest said just seeing something related to that, reminds us of what it resembles: naked girls. I think they should be naked in the strip club too. Usually, what is at strip clubs? Naked girls. I modded mine, replacing the skins with nude ones.

That is the most true thing I have ever heard.

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 07:23 AM

QUOTE (Cartoon Corpse @ May 24 2004, 19:25)
funny thing about pole position v malibu club. after you buy it, do the missions, at pole position the bouncers will attack you it you wack anyone. at malibu they don't., they just stand around.

Yeah, that's one thing that annoyed me. Not only is Pole Position pretty pointless, if you want to shoot the place up then you get attacked by your own guards! Like that makes sense.

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 07:56 AM

I think the strip club could have been made better, I wonder what girls we will see in SA.

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Posted 31 May 2004 - 11:31 AM

It makes you wonder really why they didn't do more with Pole Position. Considering it is a pretty funny location in the city, it had a lot more potential for missions and stuff.




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